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Knives

@hellaknives.bsky.social
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(33)Knives the Raccoon 🦝🇵🇷🇩🇪🗑️ I like movies and video games. I talk about them a lot too. [He/They]

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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whenever I'm frustrated, I vent to my Kuromi keychain
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ordered the Dragon Ball Z Burger King meal :) "HEY WE DONT HAVE THE TOY IS THAT OKAY!?" *A room full of grown men stare at me, a 33 year old man* "...oh yeah! That's fine it's okay I don't even know why I did that hahaha. It's okay!!!"
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to the Big E. Had a couple of Big Beer. Ate some Big Food. And had a Big Fun.
Me.posed in front of fair rides at sunsetA little goat scratching his head so cuteThe sunset from the perspective of the aisles of fair food with a capitol building in the distance. The Ring Of Fire ride at the fire
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a lot of fun today
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Egg salad donut 😋🥚🍩🥯
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just wanna partyyyyyyyy
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Vincent Alexander @nonsenseisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This 1953 Woody Woodpecker scene resembles the gross-ups you see in REN & STIMPY and SPONGEBOB many years later.
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E(mera)ld @gothiccoppelia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
today 4:52am 

hi 
do yuou have a crush on me 
flushed emoji 
man with yellow skin smiling emoji 
eagle emoji < the noble eagle hunts most cruelly. if one is not the hunter. but the dodent
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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thinking of these SpongeBob stills
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THE LEAVES ARE FALLING 🍃
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sony makes me want to put a cherry bomb in my PS5
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got on the wrong bus ended up at the beach. Older gay on a red moped tried cruising on me. Very flattered. Too tired. Must get back home to my Ganjito Christ.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Killed like 7 lanterflies outside of this Cumberland and someone yelled out "WARRIOR!"
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wanted corrective surgery to look like him but was not allowed
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Less skin doesn't make you less strong.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Underscores' "U" is my fave album this year so far
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Corny on the bob, ON the bob
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
U kids and ur awesomesace and le epic memes
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a previous fling who became a comedian and I, under the influence, sent him a reel of some kid doing a Michael Jackson impersonation talking about being a vegetable. I said "You'll never be this funny"
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Play of SIGNALIS 🟥 twitch.tv/hellaknives
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HELLAKNIVES - Live on Twitch
Chack, We R So Bat! | Streaming signalis.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Playing Signalis for the first time today. May rotate to some other games like Alan Wake 2 and Cyberpunk STARTING AT 5PM est. I'm bAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. twitch.tv/hellaknives
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really broken up about you Tim Curry. Love you so much
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Test Streaming Resident Evil 9! Twitch.tv/hellaknives
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HELLAKNIVES - Live on Twitch
Resident Evil 9 TEST STREAM (am I back chat?) | Streaming games + demos for 1 viewers.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ooosy, anyone going to Furpoc need a roommate for the weekend?? I have money and I'm funny 💸🦝🎭
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today one of those ppl in Walmart that try to sell you internet or w/e gave me a fist bump and a smile and said don't leave me hanging and all I could do was laugh at him 🤣
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I want Kuromi Mechagodzilla so bad but I cannot stomach anymore McDonald's omfg
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This liminal ass Dunkin Donuts
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guy gave me his number at the bar and said "....is that an android? You're dark sided."
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Night time is my time.
Rainy town at night. Lights are seen under the dark sky. A glare causes a shine over the image. My face, unfortunately
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, y-you wouldn't hit a fella wearing Meta Glasses™ now wouldja?
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's so nice to not be in a part of the world that's as bigoted as where I came from.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just left the new worst Dunkin ever 🥳💝
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not to be clinically ill, but there's something non binary about the new Wise Owl fursona.
A bag of Wise Popcorn. The bag shows the new Wise mascot design for their owl. The owl is wearing a basketball uniform
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ya know what? I think I'll just start doing parkour at 33 years old and break my skeleton
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After working 5 doubles in a row I told myself I wouldn't pick up any extra shifts this week but I lied and picked up 3
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Anyways, someone told me I was Roger Trade last night.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We need to start gatekeeping our lingo cuz this little str8 boy just told me I'm "Giving dad bod Peter Parker"
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Haven't dated since 2019 and only just now started to feel weird about it.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Howdy friends
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh yeah I moved btw. I left the valley and ended up near the water :)
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember when that furry was like "NO OTHER ANGEL DEMON FURS LIKE ME ITS MY OC" I wonder what happened with that
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New approach to religious solicitors. Been telling them I'm already locked in for Heaven.
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If at least 50 of you don't re-post this painting of Nicholas Cage sunning his wiener-knot in the next 24 hours,, AN ANGEL WILL DIE. I'm serious.
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me vs pfp
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Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm literally crying over Kavinsky rn stereogum.com/2506611/kavi...
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Kavinsky Dead At 50
Kavinsky, the French DJ, producer, and actor whose iconic electro-pop track “Nightcall” soundtracked the opening credits of Drive, has died. CNN reports that Kavinsky was found dead in his Paris home ...
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is what they took from us.
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