Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Whenever I'm frustrated, I vent to my Kuromi keychain 011
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I ordered the Dragon Ball Z Burger King meal :) "HEY WE DONT HAVE THE TOY IS THAT OKAY!?" *A room full of grown men stare at me, a 33 year old man* "...oh yeah! That's fine it's okay I don't even know why I did that hahaha. It's okay!!!" 000
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I went to the Big E. Had a couple of Big Beer. Ate some Big Food. And had a Big Fun. 000
Reposted by KnivesVincent Alexander @nonsenseisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This 1953 Woody Woodpecker scene resembles the gross-ups you see in REN & STIMPY and SPONGEBOB many years later. 1126275
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Got on the wrong bus ended up at the beach. Older gay on a red moped tried cruising on me. Very flattered. Too tired. Must get back home to my Ganjito Christ. 021
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Killed like 7 lanterflies outside of this Cumberland and someone yelled out "WARRIOR!" 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wanted corrective surgery to look like him but was not allowed 010
Reposted by KnivesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Less skin doesn't make you less strong. 271054153
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have a previous fling who became a comedian and I, under the influence, sent him a reel of some kid doing a Michael Jackson impersonation talking about being a vegetable. I said "You'll never be this funny" 100
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First Play of SIGNALIS 🟥 twitch.tv/hellaknivestwitch.tvHELLAKNIVES - Live on TwitchChack, We R So Bat! | Streaming signalis. 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Playing Signalis for the first time today. May rotate to some other games like Alan Wake 2 and Cyberpunk STARTING AT 5PM est. I'm bAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. twitch.tv/hellaknives 000
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Really broken up about you Tim Curry. Love you so much 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Test Streaming Resident Evil 9! Twitch.tv/hellaknivestwitch.tvHELLAKNIVES - Live on TwitchResident Evil 9 TEST STREAM (am I back chat?) | Streaming games + demos for 1 viewers. 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ooosy, anyone going to Furpoc need a roommate for the weekend?? I have money and I'm funny 💸🦝🎭 110
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today one of those ppl in Walmart that try to sell you internet or w/e gave me a fist bump and a smile and said don't leave me hanging and all I could do was laugh at him 🤣 020
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I want Kuromi Mechagodzilla so bad but I cannot stomach anymore McDonald's omfg 020
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Guy gave me his number at the bar and said "....is that an android? You're dark sided." 030
Reposted by KnivesAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hey, y-you wouldn't hit a fella wearing Meta Glasses™ now wouldja? 4664164
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's so nice to not be in a part of the world that's as bigoted as where I came from. 030
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not to be clinically ill, but there's something non binary about the new Wise Owl fursona. 011
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ya know what? I think I'll just start doing parkour at 33 years old and break my skeleton 030
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 13/08/2026After working 5 doubles in a row I told myself I wouldn't pick up any extra shifts this week but I lied and picked up 3 020
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Anyways, someone told me I was Roger Trade last night. 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We need to start gatekeeping our lingo cuz this little str8 boy just told me I'm "Giving dad bod Peter Parker" 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Haven't dated since 2019 and only just now started to feel weird about it. 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh yeah I moved btw. I left the valley and ended up near the water :) 030
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Remember when that furry was like "NO OTHER ANGEL DEMON FURS LIKE ME ITS MY OC" I wonder what happened with that 010
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026New approach to religious solicitors. Been telling them I'm already locked in for Heaven. 020
Reposted by KnivesRobin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If at least 50 of you don't re-post this painting of Nicholas Cage sunning his wiener-knot in the next 24 hours,, AN ANGEL WILL DIE. I'm serious. 16335194
Knives @hellaknives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm literally crying over Kavinsky rn stereogum.com/2506611/kavi...stereogum.comKavinsky Dead At 50Kavinsky, the French DJ, producer, and actor whose iconic electro-pop track “Nightcall” soundtracked the opening credits of Drive, has died. CNN reports that Kavinsky was found dead in his Paris home ... 010
Reposted by KnivesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is what they took from us. 531305124