Sign in

Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇

@hellabarnes.bsky.social
2.6K followers 963 following 19K posts

Once and future historian of colonial Latin America, current stay at home dad, cook. just a clod of the common earth Posting RVA-area plant pics and videos as @powerlinebotany on all platforms 65m Rolling Coastal Plain

PostsRepliesMedia
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some of y‘all post from here
Batman on top of a sign that says  “TRAINTOWN”
031
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they really are gods most beautiful dingalings
However, on May 31, 1995, shuttle managers assessed damage to the External Tank of STS-70 caused by nesting flicker woodpeckers. The damage consisted of about 71 holes (ranging in size from 4 inches in diameter to 1/2 inch in diameter) in the ETs thermal protection foam insulation. Technicians installed safeguards against additional damage.
1325
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hello, I’m
Jackson Wonder Bean
2121
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Appomattoxmaxxing
a boy looking out at rapids in golden light
0231
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Behold “Liamtown,” my son’s personal train space that was once a dining room
A very complicated network of wooden train tracks
3293
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Navi the Fairy
120
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we have to get cops in visually distinctive and uncool uniforms again
a kind of dorky overcloak that includes the dorky police hat
112
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
enjoying my lanzarote volcano hole wine and also sad that it is the last of my lanzarote volcano hole wine
vines growing in little pits in the volcanic ash off into the horizon
2171
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scarlet Witch “No more mutants” panel: “No More Skywalkers”
2112
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the TikTok User Experience™
shotglassfullofcum liked your post
040
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The nursery I gather seed for had a sale today and multiple Scott Plants sold out, including some stuff that the owner had never grown before.
Cockles warmed
2161
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you wouldn’t bomb a dil
2343
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cf.
femalepope c
Follow My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems
were caused by this one deficiency
caracalliope Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And
yet you persevered?
2366
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this post is not in the same tradition, but would go in my “Chicken Soup for the Extremely Online Depressed Soul”
zoethebitch
depression is kicking my ass lately ngl
zoethebitch Follow
where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn
zoethebitch
asimovsideburns Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires,
whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against
all odds. There is no more honorable combat.
1364
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
130
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“the garbage is home to me. I thrive in it. It strengthens me.” accompanying a comic drawing of a man reveling in garbage.
050
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
police blimp spotted!
a police blimp with the signature dark deco background
100
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of the all time great borgars, from Felicia Campbell’s Food of Oman
181
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
another ROTJ shot
batman hanging upside down, wompa cave style
140
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mitt romney ass ceo
110
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did star wars invent the bacta tank-style healing womb jar or is there a longer pedigree there?
guy healing, floating in a tank of red liquid as alfred looks on
231
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mostly cook from here, because if you let the dough sit for a few days in the fridge it develops into a sourdough. and it is dead easy.
the new artisan bread in five minutes a day
020
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there’s a certain kind of anime-ness I feel like I see sometimes, and I don’t know if that’s the anime studio subcontractors or in the character design
Harv is pissed and sweaty, his shoulders up near his ears
231
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lots of good Harvey face
A white guy looking as angry and sweaty as anyone has ever been
110
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whereas many West Coast salmon runs collapsed within the span of human memory, New England's rivers have been plugged for so long that few residents know that they once ran silver with bluebacks, alewives, and shad. "It's a challenge to talk to people about these fish, because they don't have any cultural memory," Furey said. Fish
depletion, alas, is often a self-reinforcing cycle. The fewer fish there are, the less the public cares about them, a feedback loop the biologists John Waldman and Karin Limburg dubbed eco-
social anomie.
171
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine this kind of plenty coursing through an eastern landscape. we can’t even conceive of it.
Over the past four centuries, scientists have calculated that New England's dams have deprived its ecosystems of more than 9 million metric tons (20 billion pounds) of alewives-roughly the weight of
300,000 humpback whales.
13311
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
harvey dent is the sweatiest anyone has ever been on television
110
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me supporting my mufos
batman standing behind a bush, giving a thumbs up
171
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trees marked in the dead souls font
141
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let 👏 bruce 👏 timm 👏 design 👏 a 👏 gundam
a very cubist and yet deco robot with a single glowing eye
3266
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sunglasses bruce looking fresh as hell
bruce wayne in a very batmanesque  suit with an overcoat and sunglasses
2185
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reading the modern mythology
Batman v. Elmer Fudd
120
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the president thinks state and local storm water impact fees are taxes on rainfall, and grown ass congressmen must pretend so too
Rep. Rob Bresnahan Jr. (R-Pa.), who joined Trump during the executive order signing, said in a news release that he believes Obama's 2009
executive order "created" the "rain taxes."
2122
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear I’ve read fiction beyond Beowulf and The Great Divorce
the False Knees “Get Better material” comic but with these two books
1142
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh, I think it might be extirpated or close to it. It’s an S1 and hasn’t been recorded since 1951
List of records of occurrence in Maryland
110
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It looks like it has historically mostly been found in the Delaware parts of Delmarva? The FSUS treats it as “Uncommon” in the Maryland part of Delmarva.
distribution map of Eurybia compacta showing a range centered in Virginia and North Carolina, with extensions running through Delmarva and the Pine Barrens and into parts of South Carolina and Georgiamap showing roughly the same distribution but at a state level, as the FSUS is wont to do
110
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
become a skittering collecting of clacking osteoderms with Evenity™
an older asian woman with her dog in an ad for an anti-osteoporosis medication. I have modified it by adding one letter so that it says

RAPIDLY BUILD NEW BONES
in just 12 months
0162
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This Website Is Not Beating The Allegations 2: Luxe Animal
person 1: oh wow you're serious. ok. i hope you get some bed rest, getting kicked in the head by a horse can be really dangerous.

person 2: yes i am serious and yes you bleed ingrained racism even in your replies and saying a luxe animal kicked me in the head is pretty much proving my criticism to be true-maybe you should stop looking in a mirror and start listening to criticism? i had told trump that in 2016 now i have to
tell you?Imao
4124
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon
040
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
did two (2) annoying bottleneck tasks today
please clap
1120
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
purple season is upon us
2243
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@da_willow_pervert lives!
Salix humilis var. humilis

@salix_scott
0111
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had never considered getting a cranberry or pipsissewa tattoo but these are neat
drawings of cranberry, pipsissewa, and Virginia heart leaf
1223
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“But then Al came along, and I didn't need Black actors."
180
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you wouldn’t twist a tea
3444
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
looking pretty good
forecast showing only one day in the 90s, and one in the 70s. alhamdulillah
020
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/lord...
Creep: I LOATHE EVERY
PERSON I SEE ON THE STREET!
LOOKIT THAT STUPID
ASS -HOLE!

Normal guy: 🥵
020
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
creep: I LOATHE EVERY
PERSON I SEE ON THE STREET!
LOOKIT THAT STUPID
ASSHOLE!

normal guy: 🥵
1171
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the person posting “can I say something without everyone getting mad at me
man duct taped to plane seat
080
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Florida Man: Identified
the dialect heatmap. mine has peaks in Delmarva (?) Peninsular Florida, the southern East Coast, and a swatch from west Texas to St. Louis
2140