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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@sajamfgc.bsky.social Do you have any advice for someone whose struggle with fighting games is based on reactions? I have practiced, played and labbed Strive for 4 years and the thing still holding me back from Vanq is reaction checks, not hard ones either, stuff near 30 frames that is considered...
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"AI is just a tool" is a fun sentence because I agree with it to some extent, but if hammers were being marketed primarily as a cheaper alternative to cosmetic surgery first and for hammering nails second, people might be justified having some strong negative feelings about hammers
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
here is the T rated spiderman game. The combat has dozens upon dozens of mechanics and a crazy long skill curve. You'll keep improving at it and learning new things your entire playthough. Here is the M rated wolverine game and it plays like Knack but with gore
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have no dick and I must fart
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how do you write a survey question like this and go "please choose up to 3" this entire list is a perfect summary of all my biggest frustrations with Guilty Gear Strive's balance patches
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marvel powers: Magneto's power is "magnetism" so he can create force fields, move metal... control electromagnetic energy sometimes? Jojo powers: Weather Report controls the weather so he can make a suit out of clouds and make it rain frogs and shoot rainbows that make snails explode out of people
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@arcsystemworks.com long shot doing this over social media but as a venom player, would it be possible to mostly undo Venom's stinger recovery nerf and make up for it by making it soft knockdown instead of fullscreen? A lot of the annoyance of dealing with his zoning at lower levels is getting...
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sending peter thiel the cursed tape that makes you die in 100 years just in case he figures the whole immortality thing out
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
can someone take gemini out behind the shed and end its suffering already
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is it, this is the biggest decrease in scope in a sequel in video game history
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me and Middle-aged Man squashed the beef forever ago but gonna be honest if he keeps this shit up...
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It is funny the perspective genAI is giving me. I've gotten rid of ads in most of my life but I still see them on twitch when I'm not subbed, and my immediate reaction is now marveling at them as a work of art and effort because I am not dealing with the reality that someday they might not be.
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The misplaced pride in people who prompt AI to make art or code for them reminds me of the misplaced pride of "script kiddies" of yore who used well known and widely available programs to hack people and brag about it. Can we start calling these people "Prompt kiddies"?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I had a dream I was a mutant in Xavier's school and I was in the core group of mutants with like, Gambit and Jean Grey and Wolverine and everyone and they were planning a missions and I was like, Xavier, my mutant ability is creating bubbles, why am I here
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@yachtclubgames.bsky.social another bug report via twitch clip www.twitch.tv/afterglowamp...
twitch.tv
Mina the Hollower bug report - AfterglowAmpharos on Twitch
Watch AfterglowAmpharos's clip titled "Mina the Hollower bug report"
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if anyone thinks ChatGPT/Gemini making up bullshit is cherry picking, this is the first time I've used ChatGPT in like a year and it offered me instructions it DID NOT HAVE, hallucinated them in convincing detail, then tried to weasel out of it when caught
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
here is some free lifestyle advice instead of obsessively checking social media have you tried checking your privilege instead
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@mozilla.org in what universe is this ok to make pop up over a fullscreen game when firefox isn't even open
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
what the fuck is going on at youtube holy shit
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@yachtclubgames.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/extremepajam...
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ExtremePajamas - Mina the Hollower bug report
Watch ExtremePajamas's clip titled "Mina the Hollower bug report"
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
imagine taking your vaporeon on a walk and it uses Water Sport and pisses so hard it strips the paint off the fire hydrant
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/07/2026
degrowth larry summers on Twitter
@nkulw

Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow it out my ass
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
if spiderman is a universal constant there is a spiderman in the universe where everyone's a walking talking schlong named penor parker
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month! Here are the gayest pokemon I can think of
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My favorite episode of Star Trek is the one where a transporter accident fills a planet's ocean with trillions of copies of Spocks penis and makes a logical phallus sea
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I had a dream I became a male sailor moon and the person responsible for my outfit gave me one so fucked up that it would break public nudity laws and I was like "wtf I can't wear this" and they went "well it's this or the chicken mascot costume" so I fought monsters in a chicken mascot costume
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the Grinch just walked around buck naked, you think any Whos ever told him "man put some pants on, we can see your green eggs and ham"
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
mcdonalds is already overpriced but to get a real sense of how much money it costs you have to factor in the price of toilet paper
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fist me
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora's Wisdom Form is easily his worst drive form. This is a reference to the fact that Sora is stupid
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
if you stacked tetris blocks in preparation for a long block down the middle, and then stuck your dick in instead, would you experience the universe's most powerful orgasm in exchange for your dick being absolutely obliterated
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thinking about it this morning on Easter man it's really obvious how Kingdom Hearts got *super* big with chrisitan kids. It's all there, light and darkness and the devil and temptation and mickey mouse and cloud final fantasy just like in the bible
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 02/04/2026
windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
medicare has been promoting noted quack Dr. Oz in every email but this subject line sent me sideways, it's like they're yelling it in a mirror to summon him
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Jojolion??
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
yeah we don't do politics here but I just needed to make sure everyone saw this
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Navi🎃🍂👻 @mystletainnnavi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Made this in a fit of rage
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
this really is what it’s like
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 14/03/2026
💥😎✨ #re9
RE9 comic
Gideon prepares to fire a rocket launcher
The rocket heads towards Leon, driving his motorbike
The rocket explodes and Leon drives through it, looking so cool sunglasses spawn on his face
Gideon, visibly upset: "SHIT I MADE HIM LOOK EVEN COOLER"
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I want to see the event between God of War 1 and 2 where one of the other Gods explains the concept of terminal velocity to Kratos and how the "tallest cliff in all of Greece" was not significantly more fatal than most other large cliffs and no fall was going to kill him at that point
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
when you're telling everyone about a funny thing that just happened on the internet and someone says "yeah I saw the discourse on twitter about it" and you get a pit in your stomach and now the funny thing fills you with dread and horror.
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helixsnake.bsky.social @helixsnake.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the old testament ruined religion for me. It's all like "god told x to do y and then z" how did this religion survive when it was setting people up to literally have god tell you what to do and then that never happens? the world would be so simple if that's how it worked
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