hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025also the abundance shit all takes years to have any effect at all so you’re going to have a hard time convincing the electorate to wait, and then that the benefits down the line were your party’s doing 120
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025it’s plausible ai just gets more and more integrated into everything without improving much and the errors/hallucinations are just undetected, ignored, or invisible to its human operators. just another vector of enshittification 0110
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 26/12/2024::awake at 3am voice:: sleeping like The Hanged Man always a good sign sleeping like The Hanged Man everything is fine 050
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024a zoom filter that shows your room slowly filling up with water and little fish swimming around your head and bubbles coming out of your mouth as you say that you need to go check on a plumbing issue real fast before logging out 1140
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024how can people keep getting posters madness it’s happened so many times and by definition is mega public 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024he was able to use his vast powers of surveyorsmanship to notice that mars normally wasn’t crushing several hundred thousand acres of virginian forestland 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free 030
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024a shattered glass dome with a bunch of gumballs rolling out of it down into the gutter 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024there will be dozens to hundreds of holocausts worth of human death and suffering though 240
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024that reminds me of twoflower introducing the idea of fire insurance to Anhk-Morpork in the color of magic with disastrous results 030
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024gosh darn it i dunno if im great but im darn good enough aren’t i? ::rips a seal to pieces with my many rows of fine sharp teeth:: 000
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024i mean the supervillain route is both underexplored and underappreciated 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024no no no that’s plenty neck you do have to oh ok well maybe a bit more but that’s fine oh jesus you can’t keep pushing that up and oh you’ve gone and done it again christ 000
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024legitimately it seems the purpose of journalism schools is to select for the most credulous individuals possible that still only need one hand to hold a pen 1450
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024a history of pulling the ball away has left many distrustful of lucy, here’s how this new season looks to shake things up 1713
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024are you tired of this happening to you?!? ::flying bat mount barely skids into your mountain cave lair due to your huge balls:: well have we got a solution for you that won’t break the bank! 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024but he’s representative of a huge flock of dog shit people that run everything so there’s a certain value there 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024::dad way too into the bit and trying to light a curly fry:: hey things with me and your mom are kinda tough right now 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024ive wondered how much our massive election spending every few years keeps legacy media afloat, and how much that warps the incentives for aforementioned legacy media in terms of election coverage 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024february, being the least month, is the best contender here 030
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024infinitely preferable though if they decide the problem was with being too mean to crypto people and not being too supportive of trans people 050
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024best flower gotta be the biggest flower, rafflesia arnoldi 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024as long as we turn the sky bone white with a million million tons of sulfur what’s the problem 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I mean it’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 6.2 million dollars? 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024doesn’t the existence of a ‘value size’ implicitly admit that all the other sizes are total ripoffs 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024stare into the sun for a while to recalibrate your eye settings to dark mode (advanced) 120
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024a little known sixth beach boy was eaten by a seagull before they could record a single album, a whole world of music lost to time and birds 040
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i generally browse in abyssal mode, where it’s so dark you can only have a chance at seeing the text if you’re in a sensory deprivation tank or an extra deep mineshaft 020
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024‘It Came From The Library’ sounds like it was an old goosebumps about kids getting trapped in the books they checked out. “The late fees are KILLER!” could be the subtitle 0220
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024it’s not just capital it’s the total energy and material consumption of the population? it will have to go down and people will be upset about it. its not bad that it has to go down but i don’t think you’re being serious if you think “everyone needs to drastically curb meat intake” is gonna be easy 130
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i wonder if it was hard figuring out how to fold the empty balloon so that it could inflate evenly without tearing itself apart cause it’s so big and heavy like is that some advanced physics reverse origami? 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024to a large degree dealing with climate change is going to require substantial material sacrifices across all demographics so it’s difficult to see how we will proactively deal with it rather than just reactively attempt to stem its more visibly damaging effects 220
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024he’s only got a month or two before he gets junked for parts and used to make a25, it’d be nice to reward him a little 030
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024personally my house is completely covered in the ghosts of former interests and i lose my phone and keys constantly 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024the tip is having your home be so cluttered that only a couple non-occupied horizontal spaces exist. you need to invest in trinkets and baubles more 100
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i certainly do but cold stone refuses to use mix ins that i bring from home because of “LiAbILiTy ReAsOnS” 010
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Indiana Jones and The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover 000
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024::an executive scribbling down ‘ALF HOG = TOP DOG’ on a whiteboard and then breaking into tears:: 0303
hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024real time hydration analysis of the team players brought to you by GatoradeTM 020