iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

::awake at 3am voice:: sleeping like The Hanged Man always a good sign sleeping like The Hanged Man everything is fine

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

text says “jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality”
image is of aforementioned jurisprudence fetishist, a middle aged man in a suit and tie with tortoiseshell glasses and a mustache. he didn’t ask to be immortalized in this image but what can you do against the sweeping power of fate?

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

image of the graphical display for the MAGI computer system in neon genesis evangelion. three interconnected boxes labeled casper balthasar and melchior, after the three wise men who gave gifts to the christchild. represent different aspects of their creator, her as a mother, as a scientist, and as a woman

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

doesn’t the existence of a ‘value size’ implicitly admit that all the other sizes are total ripoffs

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

That AI art costs energy/water shouldn’t be the argument against it, human artists consume significant resources to produce artwork as well. As in, what it takes to keep a person alive and productive as they make art is non-zero. AI is an affront to human dignity and can be opposed on that alone.

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

got this large crystal in alaska, highly recommend obtaining a big crystal you can hold and gesture with for just general well being and peace of mind. especially one that is a little brighter and more enticing every day, to the point where she takes up all your thoughts. i think it’s selenite?

hand holding large rectangular prism shaped Crystal. it is 4”x.75”x.75” and translucent white it softly whispers just out of the range of normal human hearing

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

i’m pretty sure my melatonin gummies are made in the same factory that produces swedish fish. in unrelated news i’ve been sleeping twenty hours a day

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

oh excellent! a head of garlic where every clove is actually three smaller cloves in a trenchcoat thank you so much!

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

putting on juan likes rice and chicken cause i need a good cry

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

i saw the tv glow has basically guaranteed that i’ll never buy a LG product, can’t imagine having that horrible moon man watching me out from the logo at all times

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

when starting a new puzzle and you find two pieces already connected do you 1. separate them and mix back up (gods grace shines down upon you) 2. take it as a freebie connection (you shall not see the light of heaven)

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Came out to my buddy tonight

Image of a estradiol vial with needles and a syringe, then a text message below it saying in all caps “I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE” from the song best of you by the band foo fighters

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

djs should be constitutionally forbidden from playing specific day themed songs on the wrong day. manic monday, friday im in love, etc. there’s significant magic potential energy bleeding out at inopportune times cause of these missteps. should be an opportunity for mass synergism across the nation

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

look to your left, then look to your right. both these people may be suffering from moderate to severe ulcerative colitis

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

i'm coming over you better not be cunty bobblehead santa my festive ass:

a santa bobblehead of santa claus from the distant past, an artifact of a time long forgotten. they are holding a tiny sprig of green which is ostensibly a tree and they are looking rightward. Santa wears a nonstandard golden ribbon around their neck. The santa can be opened up in half and hold things, though this is not obvious from the image, only those who read the alt text will learn that its purpose was apparently to hold candy in its belly. keep this secret close to your hearts folks

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

one day they'll bioengineer a huskless candy cane and it'll save me so much time during cookie season

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

i have no idea why im so careful about food waste when cooking my meal prep for the week when i will, nine times out of ten, end up failing to eat all the meal preps, thus confining them to oblivion

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

i find it hard to practice makeup because i personally feel like i have about two hours between shaving and having too much subcutaneous gunmetal where it looks ok but i am trying because i do like it, ostensibly

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

hey guys check this out

the machine scene from metropolis but there are two gigantic clocks on either side of the machine, and the workers are walking up the ramp into the open maw of cogsworth, from the beauty and hte beast. its a horrible steam factory where people are doing steam wrangling and then it turns into monster mash. it is a metaphor of some sort

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

i cant even start reading 17776 without crying haha

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

"Five thousand? Ten thousand? Whats the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains"

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

hate the hiccups, hiccups are like your body is betraying you to some outside entity but there is no entity it is just some fae whim where you have to breath wrong for many a minutes until, who knows what, but some condition passes and you are freed from the curse

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

love how the Rio Grande just so happens to have a baatleth display case

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

if i had a nickel for every time reversing the polarity solved a problem in star trek, id have quite a few nickels

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

how exactly do runabouts work? they're just like starships but mega smol? surely you cant just miniaturize the gigantic and labor intensive enterprise into something the size of a ford expedition?

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

jadzia is so cool shes just like effortlessly existing across all these relationships and obligations and it never feels forced or awkward

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

im reading a book on historical military logistics and its pretty interesting how it was trivial to carry all your ammunition with you, barely possible to bring along the food for your men, and totally impossible to carry enough food for your horses. i would have thought ammunition was a limiter

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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 08/10/2023

a single item of the fibonacci sequence is called a fibonacho

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/

panel 1 three bright red creatures wiht legs that are easily 30 feet long patrol a nighttime scene
text reads - they are out tonight
panel 2 a woman opens her curtains to see noe of the creatures
panel 3 looking directly at the woman as she gazes out the window
panel 4 - four of the creatures stand extremely tall above the houses in the foreground and in front of a huge full moon
text below this panel reads - the dogs

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

i feel like i unlocked some genetic memory wearing big earrings cause my grandma wore giant dangly ones and its just very fun to do so as well. i have these beetle ones which are fun

someone wearing beetly bug earrings that are phosphorescent green and shiny

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

hey guys check this out |___________| / 11 12 1\ / 10 / 2 \ | 9 o 3 | \ 8 \ 4 / \7_____6__\_5/ | C A S I O | ALT - a watch made from text characters. it menaces with spikes of ASCII

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

hey guys check this out |___________| / 11 12 1\ / 10 / 2 \ | 9 o 3 | \ 8 \ 4 / \7_____6__\_5/ | C A S I O | ALT - a watch made from text characters. it menaces with spikes of ASCII

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Reading reviews of a few different sleeping pills on amazon and, wow, sold

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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

repostober my beloved messed up children

A three part drawing of Shinji, Asuka and Rei from Evangelion, with their Eva, each one having a sad or somewhat pensive look on their face.
Clouds and the moon in the background.

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hekaton @hekaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

i went up to the country park and hung around till after dark till the girls got home did I tell you about the one I know, she's on the rag she spent the summer day inside her sleeping bag yeah she spent the summer day inside until it's time to work and she works all night cause the girl's all right