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@heinsbeans.bsky.social
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if only i gave a shit
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
are you fucking stupid? i am
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me on my way
selfie image of me, a pale femme person, from a high downward angle? i'm walking in an all black outfit with a green bag and a white bandana on
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one of my hobbies is blowing out my eardrums on the train with my headphones
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guessed correct on the stardewdle today so if you need me, don't
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just remembered the guy who matched with me on a dating app and then told me he didn't feel anything romantic for me after about 1-2 days :) we had not met irl yet :) just call me fucking annoying
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i see you're bragging about a single individual complimenting you for being to their taste. i have you muted
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
forgot the word for a rice krispie treat and i called it hard hard marshmallow bar
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
don't make me laugh
mirror selfie image of me, a pale femme person, wearing a shawl and black... clothing.... under it, with a black banana and black lipstick
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pains me that i must not shitpost too heavily on the asexual dating app
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rubbing my little legs together like a grasshopper in bed
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in bed like, "wow i love being in bed"
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
don't make me laugh
mirror selfie image of me, a pale femme person, wearing a shawl and black... clothing.... under it, with a black banana and black lipstick
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
feelin fucking stupid
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: me: me: you: so i wa- me: but do you like me
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
meltdown september, by magma, smoke, and lava
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes i still think about that oomf who was surprised to find out i was mean. brother youve seen my posts
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
forgot to keep it cool n. i melted
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[backstreet boys voice] heins beans back alright
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fit check
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cmere lil baby lemme whisper s̴̶̡̨̨̛͓͎͙͇͉̬̦̳͖̝̘̻̗̈́͋̑̏̋͂͆̇ͪͤ̌ͤ̉̀̏͠w̮̙̫ͭ̈ͫ̃e̪͘_̶̸̶̡̧̤̥̪̯͕̝̻̠͎͓̙̻̥͇̮̺͇̲̈̃͆ͨͭͤ̄͗̏̽̅ͣ̍͞͠ȩ̬̱̪͕̰͉̔́ͩ̓ͨ̉̅͑͐ͧ͒̉̍́̉͝͡t̶̢̞̣͕̲͈͓͍̺͍͚͖͔͉͙̖ͬͫ̌ͥ͗͌ͦ͛̽ͧ͘̚͟ n̙͎̊ͤ͆́̑͌́̆͜͠ở̢̢̼̤͈͍̲͔̞̮̦̝̺̯̩̤͊̂͋̂͛͊̔̽̑ͥ͊͒͊̓͘̕̚̚̕͢͢͝ͅt̵̵̨̨̡̛̖̹̲̬̲͕̞̘͍̪̖͔̀ͤ́͂͆̿̾́̋̓͂̈́́ͨͯ̚͜ͅh̅i̴̸̸̼̫̦͚̬͔̓ͦ͗͊͘͘͜͠n̺̂͗ͫ̅g̶̴̡̧̧̨̛̪̤̦̬̜͐͒̐͊̄̕ş̶̷̵̡̢̛͇̦̺͉̙͖͖̻̦̓ͧ̉ͥͥͯͫ̓ͨ̈̐̀̆͊̿̔͘͘̚͟ͅ i̗̼̖̝̰̬ͪ̓̒̎̊͞ņ̟̟͈̭̩̳̺̠̓̾̀͒̑ͪͦ̌̎͊̐̋͒ͬ͠ ý̺̋̐ȏ̷͕̝̣͚̓́ͥ̑́͟͠͠ứ̡̡̫̳̩͂̆͌̋̏̑̕̚͜ṟ̣̖̣̙̰̙̘ͦͯ͋̑̓͛͘͠_̡͍̺͛̊̈́ͯ͗̈̊ eͧa̴̶̸̵̤͓̰̹̼̺̙͓̪͔̰͎̠͂ͦ̿̔ͪͧ̿͂ͨ͘̕͢r̢̻͎̱̱̬̭̱͙ͨ̈ͭͤ̈͆ͬ̄ͮ͘̚̚
extremely cursed nighttime selfie of me, a pale femme person - the lighting is so awful you can barely see my pale face, tongue out and pupils entirely back.
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
to me, there is peace in muting everyone i don't like
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you like My Content you'll love Me
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this one is my journal so. if you could, you know. look away
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me: is offputting, weird, and sometimes mean me: wait no
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wait don't go
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why'd you do that
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you look.. important. don't follow me
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the more i do today the less i must do tomorrow. tomorrow? i'll do it tomorrow
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
actually probably noodles
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i showed you my satire, will you show me your clarity of purpose
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ordered groceries like the lazy ugly adhd piece of human trash i am :) cereal for dinner btw
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my best friend accidentally yanked my vape last night and brought it back some ungodly hour of the night and left it on my porch and not only did i go down to get it at one fucking thirty am but i was awake hitting it for the next hour
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
<- attention slut
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i had a dream that my cats got out and i've been weird about it all day
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fit check
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i heard bluesky was dying so i posted pussy again
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
someone pls tell me to not spend all my remaining money on a tattoo today
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this CAT plays FETCH!!!!!!! never before seen feline talent prowess. such grace. elegance. poise
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oof morning
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i think i'm depressed
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@adrew.dadguy.pro don't forget
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this CAT plays FETCH!!!!!!! never before seen feline talent prowess. such grace. elegance. poise
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
posting is all fun and games until
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
plumber thing is true
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this one absolutely goes out to my ex, the one who taught me i didn't need him
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
were the 2010's really full of bangers or was i just a teenager then
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
total eclipse of the heart voice: total collapse of the trade center
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they claimed to be female body inspectors so i let them in but now the fbi is tak
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heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
life finds a way
a small plant weed growing out of turf in a sunshiney backyard close up of the plant growing through the turf. i do not know what she is
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