heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Watching the launch? 011
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026He’s not building a ballroom. He’s building a bunker. 110
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Cruises would be less popular if they were called what they are: Buoyant Mass Port-a-Potty 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Boys…this is a Blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and try to keep up! 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social You call dad. No, you call dad. No, YOU call dad! 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social Caleb Williams wanting to usurp George Gervin’s “Ice Man”… Unforgivable? 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social If the Offensive Player steps on your foot…doesn’t that mean you beat him to the spot? 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social When did Howard Stern enroll at St. John’s? 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 26/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social Florida Hanz & Franz or Marlins Man? 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Is it easier to make a shot with a smaller basketball? 100
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social Rick Pitino will never not conjure the image of a white suit, breadsticks, and tabletop sex. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Light today… You gardening, sailing, at the beach, at the movies, cleaning your baseboards…? 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Me 6 weeks ago: I can’t wait for Spring and warm weather. Me 6 hours ago: mow and rake and edge and blow and trim and bale and haul and water and skim the pool and sweep the deck and… Just 8 more months of this! 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 20/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Me: “I wish to could get some followers.” Also Me, after getting a couple hundred followers in 24 hours: “Well, now what do I do?” 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social More funny, please! I know you’re not my personal Comedic In-n-Out Burger, but my funny bone is growling! 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Me: These are my GOOD tennis shoes…my NICE Nikes…they are not to be worn while raking, watering, or other yardwork. Also Me: Well, I’m just gonna knock this one thing out. Next Day Me: I need new Nikes; these are dirty and ugly. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The 2nd best time is today. Plant a tree today! 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 17/03/2026@karesun.bsky.social My “Follows” are flooding in… Out of curiosity, how’d you come to be aware of me? Thanks. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 17/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social That disappointment when an alert is for a “Follow” instead of a “Reply.” 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Bluesky is many things to many people. For me it’s the opportunity to prance precipitously close to innuendo while precariously perched on an unstable limb juxtapositioned with flirting! 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026@iranzye.bsky.social Pretty sure you like Jefferson Airplane. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social It’s 50 (FFS FIFTY!!!) degrees colder in Austin than it was yesterday afternoon…with additional 20 degrees of Wind Chill!!! Yesterday afternoon I was on a run in shorts and no shirt with the sun making my arms feel like sizzling bacon strips! Yesterday: 96 Now: WC 26 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The answer might be Rhiannon. Ancient soulful voice of controlled glass in a blender. Bass line of inconspicuous exquisite perfection. Beats of raucous thunder impossibly in time. Keyboards as infinitely melodic as they are brave and reserved. Guitar as Hendrix as Harrison, as Clapton as Page.m.youtube.comFleetwood Mac - Rhiannon (live)YouTube video by Sky Vibes 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I’m gonna watch Waiting for Guffman again instead. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026World, please ignore his threats if you don’t help. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Are you going to Live-Post quips and comments during the Oscars tonight? 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Well lookie here… Look who’s up early on a Sunday! 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Doritos portion control for me means buying a smaller bag. 020
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Goalkeepers out of position allowing 65 Meter Kicks into the net need Progressive Insurance’s Dr. Rick to ask them, “What are you doing?” When they answer, “We’re attacking…” he needs to interrupt with, “No, I know what THEY’RE doing…what are YOU doing?” 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Is it even legal for Pizza to taste so good? 020
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I use the Swiffer to rake the bag of Doritos I can’t quite reach like a Casino Croupier and exclaim, “Winner!” 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Spaghetti deserves consideration as breakfast. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Me - “Can I get a full order of fajita beef nachos?” Server - “…as your entree?” Me - “Have I surrendered my menu?” 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I wouldn’t call myself a master chef, but when I grill my pyramid of charcoal briquettes also has an accompanying adjacent miniature Great Sphinx of Giza. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I wouldn’t call myself a master chef, but I can dollop the perfect amount of jelly for a PBJ on the first attempt. 🥪 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I just found out the “three horizontal lines” symbol on apps and websites is called a Hamburger Icon. Now I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a Hot Dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips… 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My faves are apparently sleeping in. C’mon…tickle my fancy, and make me spill my coffee! 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I was going to commit myself to getting in shape until I realized it doesn’t include a diet that allows a slice of whipped cream-topped Strawberry Pie as a Cracker Barrel Country Breakfast chaser. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I hold my sweatpants to the high standard of zippered pockets so my phone doesn’t slide out while couch-slouched eating Doritos. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Wild gesturing is indicative of desperation to achieve lie-based manipulation. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Pete Hegseth looks like he was gifted a charity audition as an extra in a late-night yard hose informercial. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Nothing quite as impressive in the delivery of propaganda as a wardrobe choice that includes a Kid Rock pocket square. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Hegseth’s Alternative Headlines validated by his Michael Scott-styled accompanied hand gestures. 000
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Hegseth’s verbiage is bullistic. 010
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 10/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Have you succumbed to equating recreation with exercise? I used to count running, biking, hiking, swimming, or tennis as a fun activity…now they count as an excuse to cancel checking the mail! 001
heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026@michelleroy78.bsky.social Finally hit me: You look like Megan Fox is drawn in the Family Guy “All I Really Want for Christmas” song where, like Jennifer Biel, is “…wearing nothing but her socks!” 000
