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Caleb Stokes

@hebanongames.bsky.social
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Senior Writer for Arc Dream Publishing. Founder of Hebanon Games. Ennie award-winning TTRPG and boardgame designer. Support Hebanon Games at patreon.com/hgod. Check my work on the Delta Green RPG at www.delta-green.com

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The Animorphs Cookbook @animorphscookbook.com · 16/09/2026
Book 9 is up for patrons! Or, if you don't want to be financially entangled with our anti-yeerk insurgency, i suppose you can wait a week... But at what cost!?
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Book 9: The Secret | The Animorphs Cookbook
We're back with the next Cassie book, so you know this tree-hugging has claws...and smells! The gang joins our heroes as they agonize over t
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5D Pop Culture: The Forever Geek @5dpopculture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A Press Release from 5D Pop Culture: The Forever Geek Delta Green is Leaving Patreon 5d-blog.com/delta-green-... @drgonzo123.bsky.social @hebanongames.bsky.social @arcdreampublishing.bsky.social @shaneivey.bsky.social @rachelkivey.bsky.social
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the El-Sayed campaign should accept fight challenges from every right-winger trying to look big on the talkshows. Dude is 45 yr old medical doctor who can bench 315. Most of them are in their 70s and/or have been mainlining legal amphetamines for a decade. I like the odds.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One them wants a character named after them as price for the help. I ask, “Who? The Agent investigating the crimes?” No hesitation: “Not that nerd! The insane cultist!” I love powerlifters.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love powerlifters. I explained my job to a trainer; said I need help researching a “suicidal” stack. Steroids that a cultist would use. Suddenly, everyone at the gym is in the office, comparing notes. They are showing me shit out of their bags. I’m getting shopping lists. Google could never.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chained to the wheel of content, I eventually cease to speak, and yet the waveform continues to record. My thoughts become podcast, destroyer of worlds
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dead Channels continues to offer exclusive APs and previews for subscribers at delta-green.com/subscribe, but Dead Channels remains focused on playtesting and development. DGPod is about communicating with fans, highlighting creators, and showcasing projects within the game's community and history.
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JOIN THE CONSPIRACY
Subscribe Now Every month, A Cell variously releases new artwork, new Delta Green operations for playtesting, future Delta Green book chapters for early review, and downloadable content exclusively f...
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@deltagreen.bsky.social now has an official, FREE podcast: the Delta Green Podcast. DGPod hosts panels, creator interviews, and community discussions about everyone's favorite despair simulator. Listen now wherever podcasts are found. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
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Delta Green Podcast
Games Podcast · DGP is the official podcast of the Delta Green Roleplaying Game and Arc Dream Publishing. The show is hosted by Caleb Stokes (Senior Writer) and posts monthly. Episodes include panel d...
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let me play it!
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know what? I associate prophets with signs - hand painted, especially sandwich boards. Paint that puppy with arguments about how inevitable the product people wont buy is. Go to the busiest street corner & preach the good word of Roko. I’ll believe it this time. Promise. You’re almost there.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know what? At this point, I don’t think I could change my mind either! You’d have to pot commit rather than deal with the shame and cognitive dissonance, right? Either you sold out your fellow man for an chatbot porn machine…or maybe you’re a brave prophet of a future techno-utopia!
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reeks of desperation. I don’t consider myself much in terms of masculinity, but I can’t imagine the disgrace of turning myself into Willy Loman for a machine, my only compensation being eviction from some group chats and a few trillion in data center debt. The absolute subservience of it. Pitiful.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“But if we spool up another 100 Reddit bots, or shit slop on 1000 more video thumbnails, or automate 10K more jobs, people will finally come around right? They’ll get us?They’ll thank us for what we built, right? If I ruin family night at the brewery rhetorically fellating Oracle, we can win this!”
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m seeing the man-bots talk about the “anti AI trend” or the “anti-AI train.” Bro, trains are only so big. We can’t all fit on a train. We can’t fit on one continent. Anti-AI outnumbers the tech evangelical crowd 99/1 in real, material human meat, not Facebook ad impressions. We hate this shit.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m surprised, at my own capacity to be surprised, at what humans can turn into God. Nothing is too small. Nothing is too stupid. No faith too lonely. There is always a certain, stochastic number of us that can get scrapped up by any scam, and media shifts that number. A LOT.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some of these bros have legitimate AI psychosis or self-induced learning disabilities from cognitive offloading, but it pays. But some aren’t even getting paid! They fight for the machines every day, in every comment thread, for the love of the game and the gratitude of an autocomplete algo!
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tenor of AI boosters nowadays reminds me of the last posters on team Musk, after he made his right wing pivot (before, ironically, AI replaced them): The desperate tone of an overwhelmed shill. I would think all of them were AI chatbots, except I see people express this shit in person!
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Le Carre would be great if the cold warriors could morph. Prague and London alleys would be choked with spies stripping down and putting on wrinkly trashcan suits between animal surveillance sorties. Fedoras would blow down the streets like tumbleweeds. Also, thanks for listening!
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Shane Ivey of the delta-green.com Iveys @shaneivey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This looks terriffic. Arc Dream is backing it at $250. So far. We'll match your backing dollar for dollar up til we hit $1,000. Just forward your confirmation email to info@arcdream.com. www.kickstarter.com/projects/olu...
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African Boardgames Convention- AB Con 2026
Celebrating 10 years of bringing Tabletop Game lovers and creators together.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Excited to get this out to players! Rereading it, I was really mean with this one.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dead Channels enters YEAR 6 of Delta Green APs, updating classics and playtesting new operations. Six bucks buys 6 years of backlog & exclusive eps. Currently playing CHORUS GAMES: DG investigates a possible cult hiding within a video game studio. www.delta-green.com/dc-drop-chor...
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DC DROP: CHORUS GAMES 1
WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE
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Shane Ivey of the delta-green.com Iveys @shaneivey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
PRINTER QUEST. We need a couple more quotes from printers on a thorny job, the Delta Green slipcase set. It's tricky to source because (a) it has a large slipcase that requires debossing, and (b) the books include material that cannot be printed in China. We've used Standart Impressa in Lithuania...
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mission accomplished. I think the greatest crime of VTT and online RPGs is allowing dullard GMs to hold the assumption that they should never have to use words to describe a scene, and players should never need to listen to such descriptions or imagine things in their own narrative. 2nd screen DnD
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I bought my copy yesterday!
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Katherine Applegate @kaaauthor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The @uabookbans.bsky.social website is full of material for anyone interested in defending the #FreedomToRead. These resources for 9 frequently-banned titles are smart and in-depth. If you're serious about fighting censorship, I recommend checking them out.
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Free Resources for Frequently Banned Books
New resources from Academics for Liberty in Reading and Learning can help parents, teachers, and librarians keep challenged books on the shelves.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sure! www.patreon.com/hgod/posts/r...
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Red Markets 2nd Edition: Post-Beta Update | Hebanon Games
Hello! First off, thank you to everyone who provided playtest feedback! It’s been invaluable for the revision process I’ve been undertaking
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"I had to homebrew a bunch of mechanics to represent the failures of the US foster system because there's nothing in my 5e books for that. 1/5 Stars."
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This post is the result of psychic damage from seeing someone trying to run Gods' Teeth in Monsterhearts. Bast's comprehension of the written word -- hell, the reading comprehension of an orange housecat -- exceeds that of many existing RPG players.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"I ran the campaign you wrote, abandoned all the mechanics, and changed the entire setting...and the game sucked! So you suck!" It feels like the entirety of RPG "criticism" is people who keep trying to dry their silverware in the microwave and writing sternly-worded letters to the manufacturer.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Red Markets 2nd Edition rules have been updated based 16 months of playtest feedback. Ver2.1 is currently available for Patrons: a 30-page quickstart reference for every system in the game. May it keep Takers earning until we (hopefully) crowdfund a new book. www.patreon.com/hgod/posts/r...
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Red Markets 2nd Edition: Post-Beta Update | Hebanon Games
Hello! First off, thank you to everyone who provided playtest feedback! It’s been invaluable for the revision process I’ve been undertaking
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For those of you that can't attend my panel at Gencon this year, this update covers the state of Red Markets 2nd Edition in 2026. www.patreon.com/hgod/posts/r...
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Red Markets 2nd Edition: Post-Beta Update | Hebanon Games
Hello! First off, thank you to everyone who provided playtest feedback! It’s been invaluable for the revision process I’ve been undertaking
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Shane Ivey of the delta-green.com Iveys @shaneivey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A savage Phoenix murder bears ugly occult similarities to a Chicago mass murder years before. That's where it begins. For your Agents, it may never end. Get DELTA GREEN: HOLY WAR now. Your players will...well. They may not thank you. But does that really matter? www.delta-green.com/holy-war-thr...
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'HOLY WAR' THREATENS TO CONSUME DELTA GREEN
Arc Dream Publishing has reluctantly released a massive scenario for Delta Green: The Role-Playing Game. Written by Adam Scott Glancy and illustrated by Dennis Detwiller, Delta Green: Holy War sees yo...
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Adam Scott Glancy @adamscottglancy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tomorrow night, July 7th, 2026, at 5:30pm PST (8:30pm EST) I'll be doing a Q&A about the new Delta Green book "Millennium," where we have updated the classic supplement "Delta Green: Countdown" with the new Delta Green mechanics. Follow the link. www.tinyurl.com/randomworlds...
This is the stark front cover of "Delta Green: Millennium." Fathomless black on the left, fleshy reds to the right and in the center of it, the green triangle that has come to represent Delta Green.
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The Animorphs Cookbook @animorphscookbook.com · 29/06/2026
If you simply CANNOT wait for the first Monday in July to hear our next episode, then good news: It's up today for Patreon subscribers! Book 5 is packed to the lobster-gills with trauma & body horror! Then @hebanongames.bsky.social guides us through the panopticon... & maybe out the other side?
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Book 5 - The Predator | The Animorphs Cookbook
Marco takes his first stab at narration when he's not busy refusing the call to action. Our shorms provide a recap and discuss the DNA-deep
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“The numbers hurt the other numbers? What’s so hard to understand?!”
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hemingway and Wallace Stevens? The poet started talking shit about Hemingway in a Key West bar, then Hemingway drove down there and kicked his ass. Nobody got a better book out of it. No one can kick your ass on the internet, but it doesn't make talking shit at the bar any more useful.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I always used Hemingway as an instructive, if extreme, example. Hemingway and Gertrude Stein's "workshop"? A fraught, turbulent relationship between massive egos that, in their correspondence, focused like a laser on the writing. They left hating each other, but they left with better books.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This isn't always moral failing. People with good intentions can get loosey-goosey with their language and turn noble attempts at artistic comradery into circular firing squads. But I've seen workshops function, and a careful facilitator can steer almost any group towards constructive critique.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In fandom, the reader's final opinion is the whole point; not a side-effect of discussions about craft and intention. Fandom dresses the verdict up, gives it flair - the goal of a comment becomes inflating the ego of the commenter. Crafting witty barbs becomes more important than improvement.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Workshops are, at their best, pathology. Point directly to the perceived problem. Trace the cause-effect of a reader's reaction. The opinion or judgement at the end of that process is, by far, the least useful part. It should be expressed as clinically and concisely as possible.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fandom-y reviews are a great way to turn your supportive writing circle into multiple cliques of petty grudges, with all the constructive criticism of high school cafeteria gossip. The tone of the entire group gets more conservative, more homogenous, and less useful for creation.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Intention doesn't matter if the language is aggro. If members of the circle gleefully attack a writer for taking a big swing - extrapolating perceived flaws in the writing to moral failings or permanent marks of incompetence (as if revision were not the point)...it turns everyone off.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The language of "fandom" rewards bombast. The language of critique exists to hone critique. "Constructive" criticism is not an attitude: it's a set of tools and procedures. If you aren't using the tools and just vibe about "bad flow," criticism can't be constructive. It can't even be identified.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The superlatives and exaggerations expected in a neckbeard's Youtube comments on Star Wars corrupt critical language: "...worst ever" "only an idiot would..." "I HATE that one..." I assure you, you wouldn't say that to the writer's face, And you would complain if they talked about you like that.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My background is English education. I've been part of and facilitated a lot of creative writing workshops over the years. The biggest single mistake people make setting up these communities online is allowing the language of fandom to infect the discourse.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In addition to supporting some great causes, you’re helping me fulfill my life-long passion: pissing off as many illiterate right-wing bigots as possible with my writing.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you haven’t given God’s Teeth a read yet (or have and are just really cool), consider supporting the Gayming with Pride charity bundle: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... It’s a great deal on some fantastic books that are way less depressing than my bullshit :-)
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Outright International 2026 [BUNDLE] - DriveThruRPG | DriveThruRPG
This special bundle contains the following titles: Cthulhu Awakens: The AGE RPG of the Weird CenturyRegular price: $29.95Bundle price: $0.00Format: PDF Now Available! Brinkmanship: A Cold War Horro...
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m extremely proud to have done the editing for the new edition of one of the best RPG sourcebooks ever published.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Look, Ubiq was some contrived tech bro bullshit so my players would stop asking for phone calls in the apocalypse, but at least it was possible (a WiFi modem strapped to a weather balloon) and not an orbital megastructure assembled in hard vacuum. Even a zombie game is more realistic.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I also love the assumption that popart has zero connection to the moment. As if all genres were relevant right now, regardless of content: “Hey, fascism is on the rise; why aren’t westerns and romcoms popping off? Even the superhero movies we made with the IDF are down in sales! What could it be?”
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