Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 14hI talk about how much I want a hair transplant and people not in the bald community say “just wear a wig” thats not the same you ignorant fool 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 14hI know this is problematic but I don’t think straight people exist 011
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 14hHow many people do you think became monks and nuns because they had no game or were ugly or both. It could happen to anyone 020
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 29/09/20262 days left to vote 5 on my Threadless design. LETS WIN THIS!!challenges.threadless.comHumachine on ThreadlessMade through rescanning a CRT TV with circuit bent video signal 000
Reposted by Heavy Shell TVHeavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 17/09/2026Hey Bluesky friends! I am trying to find a third roommate in the Brighton Park neighborhood of Chicago starting in October. Dm me on Instagram or here if we’re mutuals 012
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 17/09/2026Hey Bluesky friends! I am trying to find a third roommate in the Brighton Park neighborhood of Chicago starting in October. Dm me on Instagram or here if we’re mutuals 012
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 17/09/2026The thing that pissed me off about DTF STL (other than it being filmed in Georgia) is theres a whole plotline where Jason Bateman goes to a Denny’s in Boystown but there are NO Dennys in the city of Chicago. I could not suspend my disbelief enough for that episode because I love dennys too much 011
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 15/09/2026Learning how to edit on Davinci Resolve because it's fuck Adobe all day every day. 020
Reposted by Heavy Shell TVWilliam “the Shat man” Shatman @theshatmanrises.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hello Sawadika yeah you know my wrist is cold got this time piece from Geneva if you know it then you I’m that bitch on your TV and my Ferrari indigo LaLaLisa LaDiva Sawadika there she go - the Shat man #ShatFacts 012
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 11/09/2026You either die a Gru or live long enough to see yourself become a Minion 011
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 05/09/2026Even though 100% AUTHENTIC BOOTLEG was released on May 16, 2025 it’s technically Christmas album but yall ain’t ready for that conversation 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 05/09/20264:3 needs to be 4:3. Whoever put “ambient mode” on YouTube is a class traitor and an enemy of film 030
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 02/09/2026Pink & Gold or Gold & Pink? Acrylic on black canvas. 11x14". $150 for the pair or $100 each. Dm if you're interested #moiré #lineart #opart 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/09/2026Okay this is my last plug for the day but I really need to pay some bills. Here is some meeeeerrrrchheavyshell.threadless.comHeavy Shell Apparel | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and moreHeavy Shell's Shop 021
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/09/2026If you can’t join monthly but still want to support the show you can also donate to venmovenmo.comOmnia Sol | @heavyshellVenmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today. 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/09/2026I don’t know if you know but I have an experimental video art TV show on Chicago Public Access featuring glitch art, audiovisual performance, experimental dance music, and artist interviews! To learn more and support the show check out www.heavyshell.tvheavyshell.tvHeavy Shell TV — creating Heavy Shell TV, video art, and musicGet more from Heavy Shell TV on Patreon. creating Heavy Shell TV, video art, and music. Support Heavy Shell TV and get exclusive access to their work. 131
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/09/2026I would like to make you a risograph animation for $300. Please let me make you a risograph animation for $300heavyshellproductions.bigcartel.comCUSTOM RISOGRAPH ANIMATIONLet me turn your logo, short video, favorite gif or any other idea you have into an original risograph animation! Included in order: 4-5 second long, 4K resolution risograph animation perfect for loop... 000
Reposted by Heavy Shell TVPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869521792
Reposted by Heavy Shell TVPhilip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026this has the mouthfeel of an I Think You Should Leave sketch 2173
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/09/2026I see people on X the everything app complaining about bluesky being tenderqueer or whatever but this app still had no ads which is absolutely incredible for social media whereas Twitter has constant ads for nazi grifters ever since that ugly k-holed demon took over 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026I love that Sue from Talk Sex With Sue is just a reoccurring character on Degrassi 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026Shout-out to this guy named Alex who let me use his phone charger. I wouldn’t have gotten home without you 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026Do any of you own a gun and if so can I borrow it? I got some stuff to shoot! 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026I payed $30 to touch tunes to make this bar unbearable for everyone 031
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026Theres so many times I’m so thankful to live in the time where I get to listen to young thug but then I think what it would be like to live at the same time as Mozart and I bet that shit went so hard live being the first humans to hear it ever in history 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 20/08/2026I remembered my phone charger cord but I forgot the brick. I’m cooked! 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 09/08/2026Support me on Patreon so I can eat shake shackheavyshell.tvHeavy Shell TV — creating Heavy Shell TV, video art, and musicGet more from Heavy Shell TV on Patreon. creating Heavy Shell TV, video art, and music. Support Heavy Shell TV and get exclusive access to their work. 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 01/08/2026This lady on the bus pissed herself then started yelling about it and then poured shampoo on another rider before she got off and when I asked the driver why she did absolutely nothing during all of this she said “I’m driving the bus this happens everyday you just have to ignore it” 121
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 29/07/2026I probably have dementia. The guy I used to hook with us married now. What the F 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 29/07/2026I found out none of my roommates have a key to the backdoor and for the first time in my life my backdoor is exit only 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 27/07/2026What’s up with bus drivers on the southside refusing to stop for riders waiting at the bus stop? The 35 driver has just flown right past me at the orange line station twice this week 000
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 23/07/2026I’m a dip my balls into some thousand island dressing. Cause I got dementia 110
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 23/07/2026This skeet was 5 hours before I tripped on the sidewalk, hit my head, and found out I probably have a rare form of dementia 110
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 23/07/2026No lie my last meal just give me some mint chocolate chip ice cream and a big red and then put me down like a rabid dog on God crodie 010
Heavy Shell TV @heavyshell.tv · 18/07/2026My fav!! The art looks so much nicer than the regular Waite-Smith decks 110