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Heavy Scene Macaque

@heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social
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I am America's next drag supervisor Seattle, WA

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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You're not gonna hear me post about AI much, but... with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Turning 36 tomorrow
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/03/2026
I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have.
Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources.
These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Found this note on the ground detailing every time someone got fistfucked
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you rent in Seattle and are unhappy with your landlord, you should fill out this survey
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Really in my stomp and clap era (Mostly stomping)
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
(during sentencing) I'm going away for a long time, not a good time.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Keep your head on a snivel
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 13/08/2025
If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Sorry I haven't posted a hair update
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything.
An insane post by Arianna Huffington about how AI has unseated human knowledge, unlocking our true potential as a species. Bro what the FUCK are you talking about.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period
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2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
(INT. STAR SHIP)
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in"
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
😍😍😍
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Sprained my back doing what exactly
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/05/2025
Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Me when I want a kiss
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Has anyone ever hollowed out a baguette and filled it with hot soup so you can sip it like a thermos
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Wash out this council
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Still doing this every night
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Enjoyed some last minute Minogue
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This cat only has molars, change my mind
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Shocked and appalled to report that Gex has sex with his human girlfriend at the end of Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
*drinks a pro-democracy potion* mwa ha ha ha ha
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
REAL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON SMOKEN A CIG AND GAZING INTO MID SPACE AS THEY DISOCIATE "DA SECRET PLACE" AND DA TEXT SAY'S "EVERY ONE WANTS TO BE A BAD ASS UNTIL THEY FIND OUT THEY HURT MY FEELIGS!!!! " - AND IF YOUR NOT PHASING OUT OF REALITY AND GOING TO A SECRET PLACE IN YOUR MIND WHERE YOU LOSE ALL CONNECTION TO SPACE AND TIME THEN YOUR MISSING OUT!!! ITS SORT OF LIKE GOING TO YOUR ROOM WHEN YOUR A KID AND YOUR PARENT'S THOUGHT THEY WERE PUNISHING YOU BUT YOU WANTED TO BE THERE ANY WAY, THATS WHERE ALL YOUR STUFF IS, EXCEPT "DA MENTAL ROOM" IS A VOID, BUT ALSO INFINITE, AND YOU CAN THINK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM'S OR YOU CAN THINK ABOUT FLOATING UP THROUGH YOUR ROOF UNTIL YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE STREET THEN THE WHOLE CITY, LOSING DETAILS AS YOU FLY UP FASTER AND FASTER, YOU SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR PART OF THE WORLD FOR ONE MOMENT AND THEN THE PLANET AS A CLOUDY GREEN AND BLUE MARBLE, WHICH DISAPPEARS IMPOSSIBLY FAST, TO A SINGLE DOT, AND THEN TO NOTHING AT ALL JUST BLACK JUST VOID NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING ANY WAY IT KICK'S A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Someone said my neck looked 32 last night
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I see
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The tariffs leaving my body as I place my feet in a detox bath
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hazing ritual
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What if I broke all my toes and made them longer
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Someone said I looked 25 last night
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Alexa Beaten
Alexa Beaten
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
35 today 🎂
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Should I have popped a pimple while at work? (The crowd boos) DID I pop a pimple at work? (The crowd cheers)
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
youtube.com
Piano Riff / sound effect/ ringtone/ music/
YouTube video by LogLog0
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Absolutely appalled this game ever made it past the American Censors. Do not let your children play Woman Wearing Panty Land for the Super Nintendo.
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh Eurovision season is coming. Maybe my life isn't over yet.
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