Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 24/03/2026You're not gonna hear me post about AI much, but... with OpenAI closing down Sora, now would be a really good time to remember you don't own anything AI-- you are renting time on their machines and they can revoke your access at any time. Don't get used to it. 000
Reposted by Heavy Scene MacaqueEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/03/2026I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-... 10519107
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Found this note on the ground detailing every time someone got fistfucked 000
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 06/02/2026If you rent in Seattle and are unhappy with your landlord, you should fill out this survey 0124
Reposted by Heavy Scene MacaqueBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it. 16696032225
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Actually I am pretty offline these days... I think this has been a good thing even though no one texts me anymore. 010
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Really in my stomp and clap era (Mostly stomping) 010
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Can someone with sleight of hand experience teach me how to do this 010
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 21/08/2025(during sentencing) I'm going away for a long time, not a good time. 000
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Accidentally ordered a snake wrap (sp?) at Macdonal ew I hate snakes lol 000
Reposted by Heavy Scene MacaqueBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 13/08/2025If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head. 81033309
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Sorry I haven't posted a hair update 020
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Absolutely insane slop dripping from every corner of the internet now. People who could not tell you a single thing about how an LLM works are suddenly prophets of a brilliant future only they can see. The Oracle at Delphi, but just huffing fumes of volatile VC cash until they can say anything. 010
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The Seven Year Itch refers to the refractory period 000
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 03/06/2025What would it be like to be so wealthy you can just spend all day posting photos of "locking in" 000
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Sprained my back doing what exactly 011
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Kinda crazy how every website knows you so well now 010
Reposted by Heavy Scene MacaqueBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/05/2025Calling out of work due to a witch’s curse 24111
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 15/05/2025What is anyone supposed to do with this much hair 110
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Has anyone ever hollowed out a baguette and filled it with hot soup so you can sip it like a thermos 100
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 10/04/2025This cat only has molars, change my mind 130
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Shocked and appalled to report that Gex has sex with his human girlfriend at the end of Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko 010
Reposted by Heavy Scene Macaquewinter @winterk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025*drinks a pro-democracy potion* mwa ha ha ha ha 0292
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Someone said my neck looked 32 last night 050
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The tariffs leaving my body as I place my feet in a detox bath 020
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 31/03/2025What if I broke all my toes and made them longer 020
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Someone said I looked 25 last night 140
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Should I have popped a pimple while at work? (The crowd boos) DID I pop a pimple at work? (The crowd cheers) 030
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Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Absolutely appalled this game ever made it past the American Censors. Do not let your children play Woman Wearing Panty Land for the Super Nintendo. 120
Heavy Scene Macaque @heavyscenemacaque.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Oh Eurovision season is coming. Maybe my life isn't over yet. 110