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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

CVR from the Amazon cargo plane that overran the runway in Miami reveals what most of us had suspected after seeing the video. This was a shitshow. Pilot error compounding pilot error.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bros in sweatpants to hit the pumps en masse this Labour Day weekend.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Anybody ever notice that Michigan looks like Fozzy the Bear trying to bite a Dachshund that’s running away?

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Good morning Great Britain! Here’s a Puffin.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mr. O’Leary is in a wee spot of trouble.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This is all sorts of stupid. Xi is a communist. Trump says he “[trusts] him.” Trump is also suggesting a manhunt for American communists because they can’t be trusted.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Burnham already sliding into obscurity.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Describe your BlueSky account with a single image.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Mitch arrived in Hell. Live shots from his welcoming.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Freddie Kruger and Christine are pleased to announce the birth of their fully grown manpocalypse, Steve.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I am just posting this. There's a lot of pictures floating around right now. The ones that look believable are also AI apparently. Not saying this is any more reliable, but here...

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The creases in his shirt here are identical to the ones in the "proof of life" photo.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

So... there's this. The creases in his shirt in this picture are identical to the ones in his "proof of life" photo. Grok says it's AI as well. Where is Mitch McConnell and what at the Repugnantlicans playing at?

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is who runs this account. That’s me with my best friend @revdrlily.bsky.social at Oxford in 1993. I finally married her last week in France.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Waiting for Duke Skyracist to release him, Mitch McConnell is in perfect hibernation.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I love it when otherwise serious people choose to troll. It makes us fools feel better.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When you can’t see where you going from or to, you know there’ll be a tech stop or two. 🙄

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

So, @revdrlily.bsky.social is driving us home from Bath. St. Christopher, pray for us.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

A friend in Canada just sent me this and wrote: "Hope you're enjoying your charcuterie plate there in the land of civilization. Here's ours tonight." 🤣😆 It's all about the marble cheddar.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Maybe we won't go back to England. 🫠

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Ménerbes. Just saying hi. Very very warm here. There is a lovely pool. 😄

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Oh, just before I go, watch out for this fake account. This is *not* Air Canada. Goodnight, BlueSky.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Okay, BlueSky, where are these 6 chat messages I allegedly have? I can't see them.

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Captain Jack #8647 @heavydriver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Donald Trump has had a stroke. This photo was used as evidence. It's affirming the consequent. A classic fallacy in logic. Don't do it. I think he has had a stroke for what it's worth. What this photo shows is that he even looks like a fucking loser. Because he is a fucking loser.

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