Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026*By "you" I don't mean you. I mean this other person. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This was 15 hours ago and I'm still seething with rage. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Instead, you actively hurt my support. So that you could prove you were smarter, that you had the secret sauce and I didn't. I never claimed to. I nearly withdrew right then. But I've promised too many people, face to face, that I would fight for them. 210
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Great. I've been saying the same thing. So help me. I've been drowning for 2 years, begging for help with this exact problem. Or run for office. I will be your campaign manager, or volunteer coordinator, or anything you need. Even after this incident. But you won't. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I added a bit more to the thread. They did but it was what we already knew. Be better at social media. Learn how to communicate and message better to your audience. And they were so smug about it, like it was secret knowledge they had discovered all on their own. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My therapist will be proud of me when I inform them that I quietly left the room instead of doing something that would have landed me in prison. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If they had come to me in private, told me I was a shit candidate, and then offered to help me improve, I would have been thrilled. That would be amazing. Instead, they publicly cut me down in front of essentially my most hard core base support. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Which quickly turned to fury. Bitch mother fucker pendejo prick, where have *you* been? When did you offer to help me? I've been *BEGGING* for years for someone to help me with my campaign, because I know I suck at it. And I can't afford to hire help. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026So when a local progressive activist, whose work I respect, presented to our local Democrats and made it quite clear to the whole room that I wasn't a good candidate, it felt like I had been punched in the gut while somebody took a shit on my face. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I'm unattractive and uncharismatic. I'm a crappy public speaker. I despise social media with the fury of a thousand suns. I'm a bad candidate. But out of 40k people, I'm the only one in 10 years willing to even try to run against the GOP. I *WISH* someone would take my place. But they won't. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Back to scream into the void for a moment. I know I'm a bad political candidate. I hate people. I care about individuals, but *people* make me wonder if I'm even human, because if I were, you would think I could understand them. At all. 310
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/01/2026FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 011
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Whatever. I can tell that the little guy in the cart is a terrorist just by looking at them. 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/10/2025FUCK ICE. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I am as surprised as I am impressed that nobody who *actually* considers themselves to be Antifa has taken their fully legal assault rifle with bump stock and expanded magazine and just opened up on these ICE goons. ICE is clearly seeking a fight. It's a huge relief that nobody is taking the bait. 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Still putting the pieces of my head back together after it exploded when Vance said that calling them Nazis was inciting violence. Like they don't actively cultivate that comparison. Then Miller like 2 days later gave a speech cribbed from Goebbels, notorious Nazi. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/09/2025So, God wanted Charlie Kirk dead, right? Because when their messiah was shot at and survived, it was because God spared him for a sacred purpose. That's what they said. So God chose NOT to save Charlie Kirk, so he must have wanted him to die, or at least no cared. Right? Right? 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I've seen some of this as well. Explains why some people are so shocked at our lack of sympathy for the guy if they honestly thought he was just preaching the Bible to kids. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/09/2025 Also Bill Gates put something in the Covid vaccine to kill people as part of a scheme to save the planet and that's why so many people are dying from the vaccine. Was the cop stache a necessary detail to include? I kinda think it was. And this guy was 1000% confident in everything he was saying. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Overheard a guy with a cop mustache on his phone explaining Charlie Kirk to someone, and it ranged from Kirk taught him to love Trump to Kirk loved trans people so much that he didn't want them to be trans, to Hitler was just trying to stop the leftist Jewish trans ideology and here we are again. 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Hey I was wrong! Sometimes I like being wrong. Not that I think the apology was sincere, but at least somebody didn't think it was time to openly suggest killing the undesirables. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Not only will he not get fired, I'm betting Fox won't even acknowledge Kilmeade advocated mass murder at all. There won't be any kind of statement or apology. Because that kind of casual violence no longer needs explanation in that part of America. There are no more quiet parts. 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I mean I hate them, but why did they think party affiliation would matter or even be interesting? I bet about the same number of MAGA as progressives like Oreos, but I can't see spending time and money to figure it out. 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Oh we're flying the flag at half staff for the school shooting, that's good I guess, I mean, after Sandy Hook happened and it didn't change anything, I can't think this will help much, but it's worth a shot to see if it can raise awareness... Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck nevermind fuck. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Yeah. I ain't celebrating. It shouldn't happen to anyone. I'm worried it will get worse. But he did say stuff like this was just part of being American. I hope he really thought the 2nd amendment was worth dying for. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Just proof that the leopards can always come for you. Dude said he was cool with gun violence because it was just the price you pay for having gun freedoms. I hope one day I am somehow killed by affordable housing, or science education, or climate change activism. 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I want there to be trials when this is all done. And I want the first batch of trials to include Chief Justice John Roberts. A lot of this couldn't have happened without his gleeful consent. I expect his views on what's constitutional or not will suddenly shift dramatically once he's in custody. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Not at all surprised that some goons impersonating ICE got killed. By masking up and refusing to ID themselves, they are begging criminals to copy them. Next time it might actually federal agents getting shot, and then they'll have the excuse they need to go apeshit. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Unfortunately it turned out to be a documentary 140
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Like no man has ever bought tampons for their wife or daughters. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I told my spouse about the whole "how many b's in blueberry" thing that AI can't answer correctly, and she looked confused but said nothing. Hours later she said, "Oohhhhhhh you meant the letter B. I was confused because blueberries aren't big enough to hold even one bee!" 😆😂🤣 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 09/08/2025yeah, sometimes my therapist opens with "So how have you been since last time? I mean, besides all of this? *waves around* 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 08/08/2025every time I see yet another video of 5 masked ICE goons dragging some random person out of their car, I'm simultaneously amazed and quietly a bit disappointed that nobody has shot one of these fuckers in the face yet. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Are they sorry for what they did? Or just that it's starting to hurt them? Just that they're facing consequences? 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Saw Fox trying to shame @katmabu.bsky.social for saying that "illegals" deserve healthcare. But, the alternative is to let people suffer and die when they don't have to. If that's what you support, then proudly proclaim that you value suffering. Especially if it's poor people. Just own it. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Only listened to this about 30 times the past couple of days: youtu.be/HpNDaMc02Eg?...youtu.beTHREAT LEVEL ORANGEYouTube video by Earth to Eve - Topic 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Watching another video of a cop walking up to a protestor and beating the shit out of them for no reason, and my immediate gut reaction was, that piggy needs to be shot in the face. And I don't think we should do that! But my lizard brain says otherwise. That's part of why I don't own a gun. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I've known plenty of good, smart, talented people who had to get through a bunch of bullshit in their 20's and even 30's before they could really flourish. Sometimes I see a successful 25-year old and I think, "Yeah, well, you probably haven't been worried about surviving another day, have you?" 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Unfortunately, we're going to need a lot of major, difficult reforms, or we will risk coming right back here again. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2025And public roads, public schools, public parks, the fire department, the POLICE DEPARTMENT... Tell a MAGAt the police department is socialist and watch them get angry. I've tried it, it's amazing. Yes I know policing is deeply flawed, but in theory, when working correctly, it's socialist. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2025As long as you don't have the shakes! 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Had a conversation with the spouse last night. Are we at a point where, despite me being a nobody, my Republican political opponent could call ICE, say we might be "illegals", and then our door gets busted down in the middle of the night and off we go to South Sudan? I honestly don't know. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/07/2025This resonated. We are told to make space for reformed MAGA, to understand that they were tricked and deceived and to forgive them. Logically we know there's some sense to that and that it may be good politically. But they have more work to do first. www.milwaukeeindependent.com/editorial/ac...milwaukeeindependent.comAccountability for chaos: A movement built on cruelty faces a reckoning as regret finds no sympathy | Milwaukee Independent 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Much as I want to see this fucker taken down, realize it will just be a moment of celebration before the real shit starts. At this point, he's just holding them back. If he's out of the picture, they're *really* going to roll their sleeves up. We're in for tough times ahead no matter what. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Also, "unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue" Whaaaaaaat the hell, he IS shook. We're like cats. We can't be herded. We're notorious. Conservatives are the ones who like taking orders, who like the hierarchy. Not even a dis, that's a quality that's served them well. Just... ha! 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 17/07/2025It made sense to me that Epstein would have killed himself. The scandal was how did they let such an obvious suicide risk complete the task. I also assumed that if anybody else were implicated, they'd have been arrested by now. But damn Donny is convincing me there's something more going on! 010
