Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Back to scream into the void for a moment. I know I'm a bad political candidate. I hate people. I care about individuals, but *people* make me wonder if I'm even human, because if I were, you would think I could understand them. At all. 310
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/01/2026FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 011
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/10/2025FUCK ICE. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I am as surprised as I am impressed that nobody who *actually* considers themselves to be Antifa has taken their fully legal assault rifle with bump stock and expanded magazine and just opened up on these ICE goons. ICE is clearly seeking a fight. It's a huge relief that nobody is taking the bait. 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Still putting the pieces of my head back together after it exploded when Vance said that calling them Nazis was inciting violence. Like they don't actively cultivate that comparison. Then Miller like 2 days later gave a speech cribbed from Goebbels, notorious Nazi. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/09/2025So, God wanted Charlie Kirk dead, right? Because when their messiah was shot at and survived, it was because God spared him for a sacred purpose. That's what they said. So God chose NOT to save Charlie Kirk, so he must have wanted him to die, or at least no cared. Right? Right? 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Overheard a guy with a cop mustache on his phone explaining Charlie Kirk to someone, and it ranged from Kirk taught him to love Trump to Kirk loved trans people so much that he didn't want them to be trans, to Hitler was just trying to stop the leftist Jewish trans ideology and here we are again. 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Not only will he not get fired, I'm betting Fox won't even acknowledge Kilmeade advocated mass murder at all. There won't be any kind of statement or apology. Because that kind of casual violence no longer needs explanation in that part of America. There are no more quiet parts. 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Oh we're flying the flag at half staff for the school shooting, that's good I guess, I mean, after Sandy Hook happened and it didn't change anything, I can't think this will help much, but it's worth a shot to see if it can raise awareness... Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck nevermind fuck. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Just proof that the leopards can always come for you. Dude said he was cool with gun violence because it was just the price you pay for having gun freedoms. I hope one day I am somehow killed by affordable housing, or science education, or climate change activism. 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I want there to be trials when this is all done. And I want the first batch of trials to include Chief Justice John Roberts. A lot of this couldn't have happened without his gleeful consent. I expect his views on what's constitutional or not will suddenly shift dramatically once he's in custody. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Not at all surprised that some goons impersonating ICE got killed. By masking up and refusing to ID themselves, they are begging criminals to copy them. Next time it might actually federal agents getting shot, and then they'll have the excuse they need to go apeshit. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Like no man has ever bought tampons for their wife or daughters. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I told my spouse about the whole "how many b's in blueberry" thing that AI can't answer correctly, and she looked confused but said nothing. Hours later she said, "Oohhhhhhh you meant the letter B. I was confused because blueberries aren't big enough to hold even one bee!" 😆😂🤣 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 08/08/2025every time I see yet another video of 5 masked ICE goons dragging some random person out of their car, I'm simultaneously amazed and quietly a bit disappointed that nobody has shot one of these fuckers in the face yet. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Saw Fox trying to shame @katmabu.bsky.social for saying that "illegals" deserve healthcare. But, the alternative is to let people suffer and die when they don't have to. If that's what you support, then proudly proclaim that you value suffering. Especially if it's poor people. Just own it. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Only listened to this about 30 times the past couple of days: youtu.be/HpNDaMc02Eg?...youtu.beTHREAT LEVEL ORANGEYouTube video by Earth to Eve - Topic 120
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Watching another video of a cop walking up to a protestor and beating the shit out of them for no reason, and my immediate gut reaction was, that piggy needs to be shot in the face. And I don't think we should do that! But my lizard brain says otherwise. That's part of why I don't own a gun. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Had a conversation with the spouse last night. Are we at a point where, despite me being a nobody, my Republican political opponent could call ICE, say we might be "illegals", and then our door gets busted down in the middle of the night and off we go to South Sudan? I honestly don't know. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/07/2025This resonated. We are told to make space for reformed MAGA, to understand that they were tricked and deceived and to forgive them. Logically we know there's some sense to that and that it may be good politically. But they have more work to do first. www.milwaukeeindependent.com/editorial/ac...milwaukeeindependent.comAccountability for chaos: A movement built on cruelty faces a reckoning as regret finds no sympathy | Milwaukee Independent 130
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Much as I want to see this fucker taken down, realize it will just be a moment of celebration before the real shit starts. At this point, he's just holding them back. If he's out of the picture, they're *really* going to roll their sleeves up. We're in for tough times ahead no matter what. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Also, "unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue" Whaaaaaaat the hell, he IS shook. We're like cats. We can't be herded. We're notorious. Conservatives are the ones who like taking orders, who like the hierarchy. Not even a dis, that's a quality that's served them well. Just... ha! 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 17/07/2025It made sense to me that Epstein would have killed himself. The scandal was how did they let such an obvious suicide risk complete the task. I also assumed that if anybody else were implicated, they'd have been arrested by now. But damn Donny is convincing me there's something more going on! 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Have I mentioned lately, FUCK SCOTUS????!?!?! 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Listened to the start of the PSA interview with Mark Cuban, and I gotta say... I do not like the guy. I know he's on "our" side, but... he came off as deeply cynical as well as dismissive of liberals/lefties/progressives/I no longer know what the correct terms are. Unpopular opinion? 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Still wonder if any of these "ICE" goons realize they're being used, not just for cruelty, but as bait. They're basically begging people to attack them. Honestly surprised nobody's opened up on them with an AR, either in self defense or just rage. And I'm glad, because that would escalate things. 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Lately have observed liberals/lefties from red states shitting on other red states for being so conservative and racist and like, bitch, you live in Mississippi what the fuck are you talking about? They've made MOVIES about how racist your state is. At least be from NYC before you start that shit. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Also, is it dishonest to tell people "I want government to help people and nurture society" instead of, "I'm a socialist?" 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The *massive* ICE budget increase and mission expansion has the potential to be the turning point from "I'm really worried" to "Fuck it's too late". What we are already seeing is bad. Gestapo shit. Imagine that times 5 and a chain of concentration camps that turn into death camps. We're on the cusp. 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 05/07/2025FUCK SCOTUS FUCK FASCISTS FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FUCK GERRYMANDERING FUCK FOR-PROFIT HEALTH CARE FUCK CORRUPTION FUCK RACISTS FUCK MAGA (OOPS ALREADY SAID THAT) FUCK THE POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT FUCK BILLIONAIRES STRAIGHT TO HELL what did I miss? 031
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The CBS lawsuit was the dumbest, stupidest, dumbest, and also very much dumbest possible lawsuit. It's absolutely... I can't even express it. Oh don't worry though, the money isn't going to him. It's going to his library. Just like the plane. He's going to live in the library, I assume. FFS 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I am SO angry and scared and disgusted and upset by the big shitty bill and fucking Lisa Feckless Murkowski The more I think about it, the angrier I get. People will die. Perhaps tens of thousands. Maybe more. They're going to kill renewable energy and build a network of gulags. 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Flat earthers declaring it's their religious beliefs due to some basis in the Bible and demanding their child be excused from any classroom with a globe in it. White supremacists claiming same, demanding their kids not be taught slavery was bad or that MLK was good. 200
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Honest question for #Lawsky. If we decide that a birth certificate is no longer proof of US citizenship... what is proof, then? Sure I have a passport, but guess what document I used to prove I was eligible for that? 010
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 26/06/2025 Getting more comfortable about posting on my official account, so I'm not on here screaming into the void as much. Decided to just be less guarded as a candidate and let the chips fall where they may. Still not going to shout, "FUCK ICE" on there, though. Maybe just, "I oppose kidnappings." 110
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025This Fla legislator blaming the left for her doc being hesitant to give her an abortion is just great. We literally warned you docs would error on the side of not getting arrested. And don't fucking tell me you didn't get an abortion. Are you still pregnant? No? Then you got an abortion. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Really tired of hearing that we're hypocrites for hating the current attacks on Iran but not something Biden or Obama did, or something Harris said. Buddy, I didn't like that shit either. I said so at the time. They're not really comparable, but I know you'll pretend they are. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Very cool that muskboy is so fed up with his AI chatbot occasionally being honest about politics that he's going to "rewrite human knowledge" by... looks like by making sure it always agrees with him, personally. Because he cannot be wrong, ever. He's so very smart, you see. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025A reminder that many evangelical xtians are Rapture-mongers. They WANT the world to end. They hope it happens in their lifetimes. And their weird prophecies involve a strong Israel. That's a big part of how we got here and why our government can't say "no" to them no matter how bad it is. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Research the life cycles of Thalassoma lucasanum, Amphiprion ocellaris, Epinephelus aeneus, Hypoplectrus indigo, and Kryptolebias marmoratus. (you'll get better search results with the Latin names) And then tell me it's wrong for a dude to feel like a lady. Being trans is like meh. Ordinary. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025We really need to have local LEOs challenging these gangs of "ICE" agents and forcing them to prove they're not illegally kidnapping random people. I know most won't because they're fascists at heart. But goddammit some of them must think this is worth their career. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Recently, some journalist was explaining the shaky legal theory the WH was using to justify whatever shit show was going on that day, and I realized I wasn't even paying attention, because I just assume everything these guys are doing is deeply illegal and/or unconstitutional at this point. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Reform #231 in the creation of New America: POTUS can not be allowed to make money outside of their salary. No businesses, stocks, nothing. Not fair? For who? Because this shit isn't fair to anybody as it is. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 16/06/2025*sigh* Sitting here at work, listening to my libertarian coworker chat with my alternative medicine coworker about how funny it is that people think Israel is committing genocide and how the Muslims are going to outbreed the rest of us. They're intelligent people! They just have Facebook-brain. 100
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Wild takes out there about the Minnesota assassinations. I've seen: It's our fault for calling MAGA Nazis. Shooter was a Democrat, just like the Trump shooters and the people who... shot ICE agents over the weekend? Shooter was a DNC agent, punishing them for voting with GOP occasionally. 😵💫🤬🤦♂️❓️⁉️❓️❓️ 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 12/06/2025WANTED: Fit young men and women to agitate the hell out of protests. Will pay big bucks via The Jews. This is a very real and common thing. ALSO WANTED: Busloads of Mexican nationals to cart to various polling stations to vote for me next November. Also very real and normal. Paid for by Big Jew. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 11/06/2025If only Gavin Newsom had done this shit months ago, maybe I'd respect him now. Still, take what you can get I guess. Better a sleazy guy do the right thing at the right time than a decent person shit the bed. I guess? 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Fuck ICE. And honestly, fuck any LEO who isn't publicly denouncing this shit. Part of me can't believe we're already at this point, part of me is surprised it didn't happen the first week. Fucking hell. And not much I can do about it except go to work tomorrow and pretend everything is fine. 000
Heavy Grasshopper @heavy-grasshopper.bsky.social · 06/06/2025At least we'll have a good laugh before martial law sets in. 000