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heath

@heatheroio.bsky.social
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she/her | 27 | mdni please I'm always on except for when I'm not

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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't freak unless froken to
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
obligatory 'adobe sucks' post
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One thing you need to know about pepper: If there's fabric on the floor, it doesn't matter how big or small or what type it is, she's gonna be sitting on it
Gray and white cat (Pepper) loafing on a small black washcloth on the wood floor. Only half of her body fits on it, her fat turkey butt is sticking out.
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's been a long time since I've found a really beautiful rock on the ground and I think that weighs on a soul
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
love of my life cooked a diabolical amount of pasta tonight... enough to feed a nation... we are only two people...
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Going from being a cop, to a crypto bro, to a landlord is like collecting infinity stones for bastards
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
man, fuck landlords
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
buffalo chicken mac & cheese so good it's making me forget about my cramps 🙏🏻
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hope it rains all day so no one can light fireworks
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm sending the poop fairy your way 🧚🏻‍♀️
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Dread Meadow @deadlyflowers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every trans person and every ally to trans people needs to read Sheryl's thread and take the actions recommended. It is vitally important! If you do nothing else, contact your blue state AGs and demand they support WPATH in this suit! More support means a slower case means 2029 DoJ can drop it.
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If I'm watching your pets and you don't leave written instructions, I'll explode and then there's just gonna be exploded person on your walls and ceiling and who's gonna be watching your pets then?
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good morning, happy Saturday 🌧️
Gray cat sitting in front of a rainy window
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 13/06/2026
not a smoker but i almost always have a situation where i’m like “damn.. i really need a cigarette rn”
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Frozone wearing a ski mask, one hand is up, the other is holding a lime la Croix. He's saying "I'm thirsty"
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
please don't ask me what I like to eat I don't even know
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't have any cool vintage lighters but I do like to craft :)
Two bedazzled bic lighters. One says baked beans, the other one is pink and says cum
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I know I just had a day off and a long weekend but I need another one right now
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The only stable relationship on my island is between Freddy Fazbear and Leon Kennedy
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So my husband rejected me because he was in a relationship with Jerma. But now that they're married, he's no longer interested while Jerma is madly in love... Bro's breaking hearts left and right 😭
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
whorse
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Britney Spears holding on to .... a wooden stick? " i know I can do hard things / I just don't want to"
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
the world is a cruel and unjust place. there is no harmony in the universe. the only constant is suffering 
*minutes later* OMG (a sword)
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
the gifs aren't working and I'm mad! *angry gif* >:(
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
share two of your favorite pics of yourself :3
Mirror selfie of me with my phone covering my face. I'm wearing brown checkered vans, jeans, a long sleeved blue tie dye shirt and a baggie short sleeves black shirt over that. My hair is pulled back and I'm wearing headphonesBathroom mirror selfie. I look tired (this was after the Ethel Cain concert). I'm wearing a brown flannel over a white crop top.
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's kinda fucked up how moving into a new house really got in the way of my Tomodachi time :(
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I fw raisins heavy
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
if we take ibuprofen together that makes us ibuprofriends :)
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm sat. I'm already in the theater. Idc if this "isn't resident evil enough" for you. Go cry.
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not to be dramatic but this week is slowly killing me
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I invented this really cool new thing, I call it: going for a walk outside
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
monday
Picture of a freshly hatched duck looking ROUGH
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I caved. I bought Tomodachi Life
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nat 🦇 @shrimpgf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
shower before poop ur executed by troops 😔
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
hate hate hate miscommunication If I don't over explain myself, I'll die!
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
fuck this damn house
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ITS 74 OUTSIDE??? WHY IS IT 79 INSIDE
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
AC in current house sucks so much it's barely keeping it at 79°F New house was maintaining 70° and it's not even set to cool yet T-T I want to be there already
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Thank you, lesbians <3
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm veeery close to getting perfection in Stardew Valley
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
made my coffee too strong, I think my heart is vibrating 😵‍💫
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
it's 10pm and the weed is talking
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
really good episode of critical role this week, I was sweating
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
went to the doctor today, he was really handsome (60 btw) but then he told me I should eat bugs to cure my headache?
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
New coconut LaCroix flavor hits
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heath @heatheroio.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
and if I said to you "waga baga bobo" what then?
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