Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 17hElectric company AI: We overcharged you $1,097 this year, which we've credited to your account. Me: Can I just, like, have the money back? EC AI: No. :) Me: So you just converted my U.S. Dollars into ConEd Voltage Bucks™️? EC AI: Yes. :) Me: Any chance I could talk to a human? EC AI: No. :) 2293
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Had to go to Best Buy today. Pretty long line to get in the store but everyone was so nice and into Nintendo games. So many great deep conversations about Mario. Then I was like “Wait IS this the line into the store?” No. It was the line of people camping for the of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Switch 2. 0320
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 09/10/2026Long Covid Superheroes showcases the bravery of asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with yourself and others. Read more from @heatherhogan.bsky.social: thesicktimes.org/2026/10/05/k... 03724
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My ten-year-old laptop was clawing its way toward imminent death so I gave in and bought a new one. I would like for a trustworthy person to please come to my house and enter all my passwords everywhere. I am OVERWHELMED. I will pay you in homemade cookies. 1320
Reposted by Heather HoganMombian @mombian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today marks International Lesbian Day—but October is also LGBTQ History Month, so let’s combine the two with a look at some moments of early lesbian mom history! This is hardly a full history—just a few notable moments and fun facts—but please enjoy this look back. mombian.com/2026/10/08/s...mombian.comSome Key Moments in Lesbian Mom History - MombianToday marks International Lesbian Day---but October is also LGBTQ History Month, so let's combine the two with a look at some moments of early lesbian mom history to know and share! 074
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My god no wonder her food is depressing if she’s never heard of salt or pepper 260
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me walking along the sidewalk with my wife: I’m surprised to hear you feel any shame about unread ‘classic’ books from a canon steeped in patriarchy, white supremacy, and colonialism. Man in front of us: *turns around* *turns back to his wife* *mouths ‘LESBIANS’* 2627
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm ordering at the deli, all, "May I please have tomatoes, and may I please have pickles, and may I please have—" and this woman behind me in the thickest Queens accent you have ever heard in your life goes, "TOO FUCKIN' POLITE! MOVE IT ALONG!" 😂 4533
Reposted by Heather HoganFrankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 06/10/2026For @us.theguardian.com, I spoke to Native WNBA fans about the loss of the Connecticut Sun. “For a tribe that fought long and hard to be granted tribal sovereignty, the [sale] decision being taken out of their hands can feel like a violation of that sovereignty.”theguardian.com‘I will not be moving on’: sale of WNBA’s Connecticut Sun leaves Native fans facing cultural lossThe Mohegan Tribe made the Sun the first Native-owned franchise in pro sports. Fans say the team’s move echoes centuries of erasure and displacement 6339155
Reposted by Heather HoganMiles W. Griffis @mileswgriffis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"These Long COVID Superheroes may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but they’re showing us a world where listening to your body, standing up for your needs, resting, and leaning on others is true bravery" 📝: @heatherhogan.bsky.social thesicktimes.org/2026/10/05/k...thesicktimes.orgKids with Long COVID co-created their own superhero comic book - The Sick TimesLong Covid Superheroes showcases the bravery of asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with yourself and others. 111239
Reposted by Heather Hoganbetsy ladyzhets 😷 @betsyladyzhets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today @thesicktimes.org: @heatherhogan.bsky.social reviews a new comic book developed by children with Long COVID. "These superheroes showcase bravery by asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with themselves and others."thesicktimes.orgKids with Long COVID co-created their own superhero comic book - The Sick TimesLong Covid Superheroes showcases the bravery of asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with yourself and others. 15626
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reception: Thank you for holding. How can I help you? Me: Oh shoot, I forgot what I was making an appointment for. Reception: This is the rheumatologist. Me: Cats or humans? Reception: Cats. Me: Okay perfect, thank you. So my cat, Quasar… 32327
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stacy and I were walking to the bookstore and this man slow rolled up on us and yelled something out of his car window. I whipped around like “If this motherfucker is saying something homophobic…” But he just wanted to known when the next Liberty playoff game is. 😌 1543
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My wife, Liberty super fan, as the buzzer sounded on the Vegas/Indiana game: Aces cheering mode deactivate. 0210
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BETH MARCH DOES NOT HAVE CANCER!!!!! She’s gonna be on meds for the rest of her life but it is NOT CANCER! 2256733239
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know that Duane Reade, one of my six eternal archenemies, did not just try to nickname me. 1320
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 30/09/2026While there are no data sources on Long COVID in prison, experts suspect rates of the disease may be higher there than in the general population. They face high reinfection risks and poor access to medical care. Read more from @octoberk.bsky.social: thesicktimes.org/2026/09/29/i... 06227
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made cookies for the guy who rented the garage in our back driveway area. He was like “Damn, thank you, ma’am. No one’s ever given me a welcome like this. I think it’s my tattoos.” I was like “Brother, I’m a lesbian. All my friends have WAY more tattoos than you.” 1600
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dropping off Beth March for her cancer imaging. Me: She’s very hangry. Reception: We’ll give her a Churu after her scans! Me: Oh she hates Churu. If she even smells it, she’ll be like *dramatic horking gagging noise* Vet tech, running out: Is a cat vomi—ah, good morning, Heather Hogan. 31110
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Socks' sister, Beth March, likely has small cell lymphoma like him. (His cancer is in remission but he's still on treatment.) If you've been thinking to yourself,"What should I do with this $50 I've got lying around?" Maybe a paid newsletter subscription! theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/support-an...theheatherhogan.substack.comSupport an Endangered Writer and Beth March!And sign up for the second session of Write With Heather! 11611
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thank you! I hope Wednesday goes as smoothly as possible, with quick and good results! 010
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve had a lot of breast biopsies so I’ve got a lot of biopsy markers that glow on images. My mammogram technician this morning was like “Hold still. Hold your breath. Oh these girls are GLOW-ING!” 😂 3410
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It would be so cool if you would take this survey! Instagram is right on your tail with their engagement in our survey, Bluesky! Come on now, don't let META beat you!!!! 0208
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My wife’s calling these cat treats “Jackie Snackies” 😭 1271
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Really incredible week. My book’s back out on submission. I taught my first class since Long COVID got me six years ago, and the feedback has been so uplifting and encouraging. When I first got sick, I never thought I’d get here. Thank you for sticking with me all these years and years. 🧡 41642
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026192 people signed up for the first session of my four-part writing class tonight. I’m excited and SO nervous. This is the first time I’m teaching in six years, first time with Long COVID. There’s space left if you wanna come. The first session is about getting out of your head. luma.com/82xky6deluma.comWrite With Heather Hogan: Get Out of Your Own Head · Zoom · LumaJoin Heather Hogan for the first class in a four-class writing series. This session, Get Out of Your Own Head, will help you stop doubting yourself and empower… 3376
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 23/09/2026The Telegraph recently published an article about "sickfluencers" titled “How having a disability became cool." We've republished a piece by Julia Doubleday at The Gauntlet pushing back against the article, which she calls "absurd on its face." thesicktimes.org/2026/09/21/c... 313645
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My neighbor drew me a picture of me visiting the Dominican Republic with her family which is the sweetest thing I have ever received. And also the funniest. She colored me “yellow because they don’t make a raw chicken colored crayon.” 😂😂😂😂😂 3530
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know having kids and having pets is not the same, but I do think there's some signifiant overlap, such as: "What's in your mouth?" And: "Why are you sticky?" 11753
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My wife’s working late so Quasar’s trying to get me to feed her early by making all the repetitive clanky crinkle noises that drive my wife bananas, and I’m like “Sorry, that doesn’t work on me, I’m a different kind of neurodivergent than your mama.” 0602
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Walking out of Duane Reade and these two NYPDs sitting in their van eating lunch get out and go “Did you pay for that?” And because I have had a very bad week, I said “No I just lifted $40 worth of dishwasher pods looking like a 1960s Batman villain named The Cautious Cyclist.” 1632
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I wrote about having to calculate my capacity every minute I’m awake, how hard it is when people blast through “no,” and over-relating to the armadillo building a lair under my dad’s yard. theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/joe-armadi...theheatherhogan.substack.comJoe ArmadilloSometimes I feel like I’m fighting everyone to just let me be okay, in my own way. 1312
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 15/09/2026Novel drug bezisterim may help improve fatigue, post-exertional malaise, and neurological symptoms in people with Long COVID, according to preliminary clinical trial results that the treatment’s developer, BioVie, shared this morning. thesicktimes.org/2026/09/15/b... 312457