Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The need to disavow someone to prevent your car getting keyed, even if you don't mean it, still suggests that man isn't popular. 130
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm fairness, this guy wasn't catching the ball, he was singing Les Misérables, "I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living" 040
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026People put bumper stickers on their Teslas "I bought this before Elon went crazy." Musk is a profound level of unpopular. 3200
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It'd be one thing if they were just riding out a term to retirement, but these two fuckos hope to lead Congress and hope no one notices their uselessness before then. 0184
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Calling on Iran to nuke California isn't just disqualifying for the presidency, it's the kind of thing that's disqualifying from eating in the common areas of your typical nursing home. 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't know about you guys but my imagination runs through the whole animated opening credits montage with poop-themed james bond graphics and, like, Lana Del Rey singing about poop. 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You take the license and use it as the chassis. Then you add tiny little wheels to the corners and boom, instant car. 140
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was Green Lantern created by someone with some form of chromesthesia but for emotions? 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Green Lantern lore vibes like it predates color theory. "See green is willpower and the opposite of green, everybody knows, is yellow, which is fear." 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Doctor Bornstein be like, "President Trump walked in a straighter line than any human or animal ever has, all the way back through the dinosaurs on earth or on any planet throughout the entire history of the cosmos." 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'd never have guessed if anyone was gonna release the files it would be clean comfy rooms. 040
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All things are laundry. The laundry basket is just a portal to that truth. 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mr. "One Side Is Going to Win" www.npr.org/2024/06/11/n...npr.orgSecret audio raises new questions about Supreme Court Justice's impartialitySupreme Court Justice Samuel Alito was recently caught in a hot mic situation. NPR's David Folkenflik talks about what this means from a media and business angle. 042
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not even persuaded that AI company executives are capable of "consciousness." 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"On the one hand I want a country of freedom and democracy here, on the other hand, is it even worth it to have that if the spoils can't be spent on genocide elsewhere?" 090
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People being able to move between countries (i.e., immigration/emigration) is only a problem for oppressive regimes. 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's true for 99% of ICE arrests. Being undocumented isn't a crime. 22707
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can pretty much take every Republican ad this cycle and respond to it effectively with an ad of people going "listen to this shit" while watching it. 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Mr. Downey, we're not just casting you as Tony Stark. If everything goes to plan 30 to 40 movies later you'll be back as Doctor Doom, who has the same face because reasons." 021
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It was objectively a disaster. The host came out and apologized after. Not a joke apology, real apology. 1140
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Since Rob Schneider came up, will share that I was at a comedy club where he was the surprise guest and his performance was so bad that it turned into him ranting angrily at the audience and the audience booing him offstage. 2301
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Correct answer is flash mob performance of "The Doctor Is In" from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown 020
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean, liberals suck. I don't disagree. I just don't know what point you're actually attacking here. 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh for godsakes. What are you even talking about? You're upset that user accounts that likely didn't exist before trump was back in office are upset at Trump but we're historically insufficiently upset at, say, Biden, based on your vibes? 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comMonty Python's Argument Clinic SketchALT: Monty Python's Argument Clinic Sketch 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This was a thread picking on people focused on anxiety over Trump. My point was why pick on them In particular? Saying there are a lot of things in the US to be anxious about is true but doesn't impact my point. 100
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean, yeah, people can do better, but they can do worse too. It feels like an odd group to single out. Trump is a lot to cope with. 120
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think it's a shitty time and people cope how they can. What's the objection? 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why is this frustrating? You don't have to follow such an account or read the discussions below its posts. It's just frustration that other people are having conversations under a repeating heading? How is it any different than, say, a subreddit for a particular topic? Is that frustrating too? 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Musician: ...and from there it loops... Circus Owner: Genius 020
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hamburgler went right back to stealing without even changing out of his prison stripes. 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tomasz Kosowski murder sentencing today. If made into a movie and you can afford him, fan-casting Matthew Rhys for the role. 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I realize C is for cookie, and for years that was good enough for me. 000
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Take zoom calls from a cave, lit by campfire. At some point during the meeting, say "let me just make a note of that" and draw a stick figure on the wall with your finger dipped in red ink. 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Anyway, to answer your question, my sentiment about Trump's presidency? I guess I would say it's a weird way to end the story. I thought for sure it was gonna end with a nuclear apocalypse, feels like they ran out of budget or something. Is that a thing in the roomverse? currency?" 010
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I know they want us to think that two-glass has people behind it recording us, but I'm starting to think there's nothing beyond it. No room, no universe, nothing. This room is all there is." 110
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I mean, it's weird to run an experiment for decades and then only ask us questions about it for an hour, but maybe time works differently than we thought." 110
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Hey guys, I figured it out. The world we remember outside this focus group room IS the research. THAT'S the experiment. Think about it, do any of your memories about the outside world seem remotely plausible?" 110
Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The whole industry needs to slow down. Showtunes only. Ban the use of 11th or 13th chords. New songs composed in wet labs. Government regulation to evaluate chord changes before they're admitted into the wild. 000
