HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Feel like this is an appropriate time for the #uglydogs signal. 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Here is the recipe one "Miss Pearl" gave me back in the day: 3/4 cup yellow mustard 1/4 cup honey 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 cup cider vinegar 1/4 cup sherry vinegar 2 tbsp Heinz 1 tbsp Worcestershire 1 tsp Texas Pete 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder 1 tsp cayenne Black pepper to taste 130
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Keanu and Tilda both absolutely epitomize "Seen some shit, tired of the shit, gonna f some shit up" in this movie. I have seen it more times than is healthy. 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Never judge a Nonpareil. Underrated when the chocolate is good. 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have a friend who uses "crip-washing" but it feels like an in-group thing I couldn't say (although I do call handicapped parking "broken people parking" because of her) 2100
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I stand corrected. www.texasmonthly.com/culture/butt...texasmonthly.comThe Endless Summer of Butthole SurfersDecades after their 'final' album, the band is back. Even they aren't sure why. 010
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Paredes should get a three match suspension for that shit. 000
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I did not have my glasses on and thought this was Christian Kane and Seth Green and could not for the life of me place the context. Brains and pattern recognition are weird. 010
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's shocking how many ways they could have messed it up and didn't. There were a few mis-steps IMHO but it was super well done. 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026That's a shockingly mid burrito, Mr. Scalzi. Blink twice if you're OK. 050
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I own at least 4 physical copies of Cutthroat Island, including a Japan region copy. It's one of my comfort movies. Along with my favorite Christmas movie, "The Long Kiss Goodnight". 110
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026There has to be a name for the category of movies that are objectively silly, way OTT, and yet every time you come across them you watch them. Maybe some long German compound word. 041
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I thought they were all becoming pickleball courts 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/20261776 doesn't qualify. Chess doesn't qualify. The narrow definition of title song is problematic. 010
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026As a current resident of a cheese-proud state and natally (ahem) from another, even though lactose intolerant I feel a strong need to investigate this. 010
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I'd love to, but I've paid twice and still have not been properly subscribed. 110
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 02/01/2026No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet. 120
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025JFC, just noticed they didn't remove the cage for that photo. Step 0.5: Remove the cage 010
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Step 1: Use a sabre, not a scimitar (A chef's knife will do) Step 2: Point away at a ~45 degrees and clear your field of fire Step 3: Maintain contact and follow through along the seam towards the cork in a single stroke Step 0: Ice the cork & neck beforehand for best results (Misspent youth) 100
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Dusty Rhodes PDQ Bach Dead Kennedys Joan Jett Supertramp 110
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Most (and I) would say to provide, and manage later. <not a rebbe> 020
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025And you have not enough to witness that it is required to provide for one unable to be providing for themselves. A conundrum. 120
Reposted by HeadMonkeyBrittany Trang @brittanytrang.com · 08/11/2025A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫statnews.comJames Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peersJames Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers. 11060051963
Reposted by HeadMonkeyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/11/2025 2319100
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Counterpoint: This is a most weasel. The densest weasel there is. You can't fit more weasel in a smaller package than this. All the weasel, condensed to its very essence. 11345
Reposted by HeadMonkeyInvalid Handel @invalidhandel.bsky.social · 24/10/2025$50k signing bonus, full government benefits, student loan forgiveness and no degree needed is gonna attract a whole lot of people, regardless of the work. Imagine if we offered that package for professions that actually made society better. 123734
Reposted by HeadMonkeyNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 08/10/2025We’re not dealing with brilliant strategists cleverly laying traps, we’re dealing with impulsive whiners whose advantage is contempt for laws, norms, and morality. They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits. 893433904
HeadMonkey @headmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2025That's because it is. It's institutionalized to maintain scarcity and inculcate blind obedience to the (primarily white male) hierarchy. See also drill instructors, coaches, and on and on. There is tons of research on why it's not the best way, but it's definitely "the way it's always been done." 020
