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Crab Rave (Avery's Version)

@headlessmami.bsky.social
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trans guy, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 labubu dad 👹 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️‍⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 🚨😎so tired, Renee

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 8h
oh goddamn come onnnnn
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gonna sound crazy but keep an eye on r/aldi bc a lot of THEIR candles are crazy good and people will throw reviews out
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if I were going to do this I’d go about it candied bacon style anyway, shouts to that one place in Durham that blew my mind with it
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am the biggest pumpkin spice slut I know and even I think this is Too Far
a package of Hatfield Pumpkin Spice flavored thick-cut bacon on a rack at Grocery Outlet
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how it started // how it’s going
a pink and yellow Labubu and a mint green Labubu photographed against a grey blanket, one year agoforty assorted Labubus of various sizes assembled on a cream colored leather couch. there is a pillow shaped like a Labubu trapped in a bag of potato chips to the top right
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh my god today is Harley and Sam’s gotcha day aka the day I found my new obsession lmao 😂 time to do the most epic of “how it started/how it’s going” posts and then cry
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
she really took that Element post personally huh 😤🙃
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cash キャッシュ @ogawacash.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
inserting anti-genAI propaganda into decades-old games, because i can #AmTranslating
screenshot of an excel spreadsheet of a game translation. 

Left:
"「アインに合成はさせないのかって?
ダメダメ。合成は技術と感性ね。
アインにはまかせられないね。"

Right:
"Let an Ein do my Synth work?
No way, man. Synthesis is both an art and a science. It needs that human touch."
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it was the Sakura matcha kind too for extra Cosmo/Wanda goodness kinda expired tho so idk if that will anger the fae or not, I just do as I’m told
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my friend: omg you gotta put cookies in the window! me: I uh don’t have any cookies rn, wife ate them all. I got some Pocky tho friend: oooh yeah try that
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if this turns into a full on fairy circle by morning I’m spending my entire day sprawled out in the middle of it just saying
a half-circle of white bulbous mushrooms in OP’s front yard
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
life will be beautiful again [ 🤼 / #art / #aew ]
a drawing of benjamin "pac" satterley in black casual clothes, hat and glasses, sitting on the sprouting stump of the sycamore gap tree, holding one of its saplings in a small flower pot
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everybody knows [ 🤼 / #art / #aew ]
monochrome drawing of wheeler yuta sitting on the floor of a dark room, illuminated by a single bright light. he's wearing his death riders hoodie and trunks, with bare legs, a leather cuff on 1 ankle linked to a chain, and a faint smile
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a vampire named "Kevin", really mid 2000s WWE was -something- man
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cat is clearly my favorite although the gentleman of indeterminate species in the Borat getup is vying hard for my affection
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello bsky pls enjoy the fact that there are Fuggler dolls with button nipples out there ahaha okay goodnight
a group of plush Fuggler dolls on a beach background with the text “NIPPLE FUGGS” behind them (the ‘P’s in ‘Nipple’ have, uh, nipples with x’s inside them lol)

there are six dolls; two are identifiable as a cat and a rabbit while the others are weird obloid shapes. they all have humanoid spaced out teeth and, most importantly, all feature nipples made of buttons.

the cat has six goddamn buttons and I love him
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was a Circuit City guy so it would be a hatefuck
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no flared base, wouldn’t
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Jamie @jamiesessions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brodie, Briscoe, Butcher, now the Bastard.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not the first time Christian has had a nasty gash on his face. Ask your mom. 🤼‍♂️
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if I could actually grow real facial hair i would absolutely cosplay Wheeler Yuta for an extended period of time, this is bullshit
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay today was way more like it ty boys
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ive been working on this story for years and he just... tweeted it out
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, showed up at Grocery Outlet for like $3 a pint lmao! Okay maaaaaybe we’ll give it a try although the time probably hasn’t been kind to it 👀
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is a pint of Kraft flavored French ice cream that has lived in my freezer for like two years because I’m honestly scared of it 😂 we bought it to share with our friends’ kids, forgot and neither of us dares try it solo
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my baby deers (and Tangie) say hello to your baby deers!
a doe looks at the camera with interest while two spotted fawns stay safely behind to the left. one is munching on some grass but its snoot is hidden by a mulch pile, boo
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah I have a question and that question is why are the Canes playing like dogshit in the preseason
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god fuck the 90s and its dogshit attitudes towards mental health [see Paste article I just reposted about the anniversary of Nevermind]
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve expounded on it before but it’s bc we had it ingrained in us as kids that “autistic” was a dirty word, it was basically synonymous with the r-slur so we all went around thinking autistic = bad 🥲
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In honor of the 35th anniversary of Nirvana's iconic album, @nikostratis.com pens a reflection on the release Read the essay, titled: I Never Expected 'Nevermind' To Grow Old With Me 🔗 www.pastemagazine.com/music/nirvan...
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yooooo this place is only like an hour and a half away from us :o I sense a road trip coming on
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d say this guy just needs to get into the fuckin sea already but his giant buoyant head would render the entire point of the exercise moot
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ahh damn he doesn't know it :c but now HE's intrigued so
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sending this q to one of my old head fur friends who I’d be surprised if he didn’t know the answer, will report back
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hell yeah!! what brew was it
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me earlier, watching some block of 1994 MTV: man why can’t we go back to the 90s Kurt Loder: and now here’s a short feature about homeless gay youth on the streets of NYC homeless gay youth: my parents threw me out when I came out and life is awful now me: okay on second thought let’s not yeah
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my wife has informed me that this is a patently ridiculous feat so fuck yeah go Alan
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know Pontiac doesn’t exist anymore but if someone else in the GM umbrella revived the Aztek I’d buy GM for the first time in my life just in case anyone out there is listening 👀
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
things I predicted a while ago (though I called full EV, this makes me happier tho tbh) and cannot tell you how long I’ve been waiting for this if it wasn’t prohibitively expensive to have a second beater car for shits in this state I’d absolutely have a classic Element next to my Rogue 😒
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never played RuneScape ever or know anything about it but watching Alan Walker hit max level midstream and celebrate by dropping songs he made for the game was possibly the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen dude looked SO damn happy the entire time even behind the mask he always wears ahaha 🥺
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
meanwhile I can entirely see cis-boy me determinedly steamrolling through the barrier bc he doesn't realize This Isn't For You and somehow succeeding? idk just something funny to think about
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
even at the age of 11 I recognized that culturally step team was not a space for me to intrude upon, but MAN the autist in me loved (still does) the stomp-clap dance drills and would have given anything to be part of it tbh
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
had a realization last night that if my life path was different and I grew up cis I would absolutely have been the white boy on the middle school step team and idk how I feel about that lmao
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
welp
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Jason "Moominpappa era" Sullivan @jason0x21.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"You're right, that _was_ too small a separation for safe navigation. I'm sorry the A380s are in smoking piles on the ground. I promise to do better in the future." www.wsj.com/business/air...
wsj.com
Exclusive | The FAA’s $875 Million Plan to Use AI to Ease Air-Traffic Woes
The air-traffic tool is expected to debut in the Washington, D.C., area as soon as Monday.
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I literally just bought one of those after cleaning my microwave and not feeling like doing that again anytime soon so ayyy
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Juice, Silver and Dalton helping me get a jump start on spooky szn let’s go 👻🎃
three Labubus stand on a display wearing 3d printed replicas of the 90s McDonalds Halloween buckets

left to right: tan Labubu in red hoodie and white ghost bucket, gray Labubu with rainbow eyes and teeth in pumpkin bucket, brown Labubu with brown curly hair and a polo shirt with green collar in witch bucket
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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh shit maybe I should actually try to get tickets for this for once in my life since I live here and all now
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