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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 8h

also these guys were mixed into the earlier group post but they kinda need their own one so I rescued this cluster off Goodwill and as I was struggling to come up with names for them I realized they arrived the same day we lost PAC the two Soymilks up top: Marina/Moxley Sea Salt, bottom left: Ben

six Labubus and a knockoff bag seated on a table with a red tablecloth

the two on top are cream-colored with fuzzy fur; the top left is in a black and white dress with polka dots. the bottom row is a pale blue/grey color with similar fuzzy fur, a pale pink seated bubu with hearts in its eyes, and a tie-dye pink and yellow bubu

there is a tiny brown “ratbubu” poking out of the middle

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 9h

as excited as I have been for the catbubus that just dropped Pop Mart managed to sneak another release completely under the radar and THERE IS GONNA BE A CRABUBU. look at this ridiculous fluffy motherfucker 🦀🦀🦀🦀

promotional photo from Pop Mart of a plush orange crab with a Labubu face seated on a dinner plate (its ears cleverly form the crab’s eyes)

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am the biggest pumpkin spice slut I know and even I think this is Too Far

a package of Hatfield Pumpkin Spice flavored thick-cut bacon on a rack at Grocery Outlet

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if this turns into a full on fairy circle by morning I’m spending my entire day sprawled out in the middle of it just saying

a half-circle of white bulbous mushrooms in OP’s front yard

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hello bsky pls enjoy the fact that there are Fuggler dolls with button nipples out there ahaha okay goodnight

a group of plush Fuggler dolls on a beach background with the text “NIPPLE FUGGS” behind them (the ‘P’s in ‘Nipple’ have, uh, nipples with x’s inside them lol)

there are six dolls; two are identifiable as a cat and a rabbit while the others are weird obloid shapes. they all have humanoid spaced out teeth and, most importantly, all feature nipples made of buttons.

the cat has six goddamn buttons and I love him

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

my baby deers (and Tangie) say hello to your baby deers!

a doe looks at the camera with interest while two spotted fawns stay safely behind to the left. one is munching on some grass but its snoot is hidden by a mulch pile, boo

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Juice, Silver and Dalton helping me get a jump start on spooky szn let’s go 👻🎃

three Labubus stand on a display wearing 3d printed replicas of the 90s McDonalds Halloween buckets

left to right: tan Labubu in red hoodie and white ghost bucket, gray Labubu with rainbow eyes and teeth in pumpkin bucket, brown Labubu with brown curly hair and a polo shirt with green collar in witch bucket

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you want to, you should. Even with everything.

professional photo from 2017 of a short, heavyset girl with red hair in a strapless white wedding gown and a man with short brown hair, glasses and a goatee in a tuxedo. her hand is on his shoulder, their hands are clasped around a bouquet of orange flowers and they are gazing lovingly toward each other

a trans girl with long blonde hair, pink glasses and a red top and a trans guy with brown hair, green glasses and a denim vest adorned with pins take a selfie at a diner. despite the previous photo being their literal wedding day they are worlds happier here.

oh happy anniversary btw babe <3

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

saw the mama doe that hangs around sometimes on my way home and she was completely unbothered by my pulling over to take some snaps ☺️🦌

A doe perks up and looks at the camera while two spotted fawns stay safely behind her

Closeup of the doe looking askance of the camera

Another closeup of the doe who is very unafraid

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

really not amused by the new tricks this body likes to come up with on the daily

Jon Moxley mean mugging outside the ropes, labeled “me, finally convinced testosterone has run out of weird places to spring ingrowns”; with Jay White behind him labeled “eyelid hair”.

end me.

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

bonus photoshoppery from one of my better performing UUUWM posts lol

Rita and Janet (the “Grannies” from Bluey) chasing after Sammy Guevara in their Cozy Coupe car with Kenny Omega hanging out the side

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

had to give my mancrush his own post 😍 legit have been waiting twenty+ years to see him live and never thought it would actually happen

Nigel McGuinness looks at the crowd to his right while holding his left fist up against his chest

Nigel McGuinness on the outside of the ring apron, looking at the crowd as he enters the ring

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

woooo multi pic posts let’s go some of my better shots from #AEWDynamite Baltimore #wrestlesky

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

also quickly scrolling through my shots from last night and petitioning for this to become the new AJ/Undertaker meme

Jon Moxley mean mugs the crowd outside the ropes while Jay White patiently waits behind him ready to rock his shit

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

spent way too much at the show last night but I finally have my own Mini Monè and this fantastic piece of MD kit

a black t-shirt with a crab in the Maryland flag motif that reads “Maryland is All Elite”

a ventriloquist puppet of Mercedes Monè with purple hair, large round bedazzled sunglasses and a comedically open mouth

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I can die happy now what a beautiful beautiful man 😭😭🙌

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

since these aren’t going to make it to tv thanks to dumb rules here enjoy these ig 🙄

a sign reading “MJF -Still- Looks Like a Lafufu” with a picture of an actual lafufu dressed in a plaid scarf and carrying a leather title

a sign reading “Stokely the Ratbubu Gets More Hoes 😎” on the top; the bottom left has a picture of two small Labubus (brown and pink) with hearts drawn over top while the bottom right is a picture of Stokely Hathaway with a grey rain cloud drawn over him

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

sometimes the bubus arrive in literal clusters. idk how four of these ended up at the same Goodwill or how no one else wanted these as bad as I did but I paid $14 under the retail price of one for all four in this auction 🤯 customizing three of these, don’t worry, I’m not absolutely bonkers

a light gray Labubu with blue eyes in overalls and a khaki bucket hat stands in a circle with three boxed versions of himself surrounding him

the Labubu in overalls now stands on top of the three boxed Labubus

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

photo for proof, taken 23 years ago after junior prom lmao. didn't even take my corsage off 😂 seriously though that place was something special. guess we'll always have the memories

scanned photo of a 16-year-old girl in a blue formal gown standing next to a DDR 4th Mix machine after having just finished playing a song. she has an open-mouthed laughing expression (although she could just be hella wore out from the song lol)

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I shit you not this came on the commercial comp I was watching just as I came to reply 😂😂😂 (tbh Kraft kinda sucks these days, Aldi is lowkey goated for box mac)

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

also managed to score both the Let’s Checkmate Queen and King within a week of each other! didn’t intend to but I stalked a goodwill auction for the King and actually won him for super cheap 😍 her name is Emi and he formally requests to be introduced as King Booker 👑👸🤴

a light yellow Labubu with a pink crown holds a large pink heart with a blue ribbon bow wrapped around it

a large (15”) brown Labubu with striking blue eyes and a red royal crown/cape sits on a bed with Squishmallows in the background

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I should not have been allowed to buy a 3D printer lol

a dark pink Labubu in a black and white gingham dress and a light pink Labubu in a white sundress are seated in a Barbie car with a custom printed Euro-style license plate that reads “LESBUBUS”

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

ayyyy shouts to five years ago when I met Kris Statlander at GalaxyCon Raleigh 🥰

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

somehow managed to land one of my absolute chases for a steal 😍 this guy isn’t purchasable in store, only redeemable for 1k Pop Mart loyalty points (aka spend $1k. absolutely the hell nah). gift horses, moufs, etc. his name is Dante. he’s not even supposed to be here today. [Nyla for scale]

a 15” tan Labubu in a tan convenience store uniform sits inside a box labeled “The Naughty Cashier”

a pink normal sized Labubu in a shark costume stands in front of the boxed Labubu to demonstrate the size difference. he is roughly 4 to 5 times larger than her

a hand holds the now unboxed Labubu on a bed, with his visor now flipped down (it reads The Monsters/Labubu, naturally). he is insanely soft and extremely well-crafted

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

eighteen years ago I placed my ticket from Wrestlemania 24 in a cheap little Dollar Tree frame for safe keeping. decided it was time for a glow up. also I would like to point out that eighteen years ago the nosebleeds of Wrestlemania were only $40. fuck you with a Lego cactus, TKO 🖕

a faded ticket from Wrestlemania 24 (in 2008) sits crookedly in a chipped brown Dollar Tree frame, where it has resided since, well, 2008

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

needs painting eventually but I have my own Jimothy now

a white 3d print of Jimothy the raccoon mid-run

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

given things I learned yesterday this ad is NOT okay yall 😭😭

a Facebook ad featuring a ladybug finger puppet with the tagline “Ladybug on your fingers!” above it

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

oh yeah and finally it was the SLOWEST ass day at work and Hana is a whole entire mood

a lavender Labubu with a sleeping expression in a purple floral dress/matching bow sits on a pharmacy shelf holding a bottle of zolpidem 10mg

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

you cannot tell me my mom wouldn't have loved the absolute SHIT out of these fuckers. she probably would have busted out the scissors and the irons to make these kids fabulous.

promotional photo for the newest Labubu line. the text at the top reads "THE MONSTERS Hair Salon", and there are six Labubus in very fashionable outfits and detailed wigs

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

this picture of a Tesla in a spot it's not supposed to be getting mauled by a pride flag-clad light rail train is pure poetry y'all 🙌

a blue Tesla car has its left side mangled up by an MDOT light rail train with a pride flag motif

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Nana got a new fit and some sweet sips ayyy

a purple Labubu with a yellow nose and toenails is wearing a black Baltimore Ravens hoodie, standing on an outdoor cafe table next to an iced Thai tea

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

today’s goodwill catch and releases, if the Gordon one had been the proper rainbow car it -might- have been a cop

a lacquered print of Kyle Petty’s #42 Mello Yello car from the 90s (and small trading card) mounted on a stylish oak plaque with a small clock mechanism in the top right corner

a clock styled like a NASCAR track featuring Jeff Gordon (also from the 90s) and his #24 car with a red and black “Drive to End Hunger” design instead of his traditional DuPont rainbow one

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

can I just keep this at the top of my phone for perpetuity

a notification from the ESPN app at the top of OP’s phone indicating the final score of the Stanley Cup final game (Hurricanes 3, VGK 0)

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

got my floaty time in and the water isn’t ice cold this time yay also non-inflatable floats > inflatable ones also also it’s real bullshit that I had to buy new over-ear headphones bc my AirPods are giving me ingrown ear hairs but it’s fine bc these are kickass actually?!

a guy in a pastel swim top, khaki sun hat and mirrored sunglasses floats in a pool with a blue striped pool float and black on-ear headphones

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

how Blake, Willow and I are feeling upon finding out Danhausen cursed the Hurricanes during game 3 😤😤

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

found this fantastic piece of kit for $2 at Savers today

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Blake hasn’t been allowed to take this jersey off since the playoffs and here we goooooo 🚨🚨🚨

a cream colored Labubu wearing a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey holds a hockey stick (with puck in front) while posed next to a red zamboni

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

state of the Conglomeration, May ‘26 (aka why Avery is currently in bubu jail)

twenty-two Labubus of varied sizes and patterns are arranged on a three-tier display shelf. almost all of them are wearing some outfit or accessory

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

really happy the current iteration of iPhones let you enable portrait mode after the fact enjoy this shot from last week where I was 100% in my element minus the sixty-degree water

a man with wavy brown hair, mirrored sunglasses and a brown goatee wearing a pastel swim top faces slightly askew of the camera with the ocean, sand and a rock pier in the background

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

why are you trans, wrong answers only ate one too many Yorkie bars in my twenties and here we are whoops

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

oh my god finally some damn hockey after a whole ass week (longest rest period for a team in 100 years they’re saying?!) Blake has enlisted the aid of Tony Coke to ensure he stays adequately, uhh, caffeinated for the game ayyy 😎

a cream colored Labubu in a red Carolina Hurricanes jersey stands on a blanket beside a white Labubu holding a red Coca-cola can. the white Labubu with the Coke also has black glasses affixed to his face

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Crab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

for the last nineteen years @davidsmith.is and I have texted each other “MAY NINETEENTH” every May 19th and I would like to extend a hearty 20th anniversary to one of the stupidest and most hilarious in-jokes to ever exist among my friend groups 😂

a screencap of an old WWE show featuring either Shawn Michaels or Triple H (I’m stoned sry) in a referee shirt, holding a jobber by a yellow T-shirt with the phrase “May 19” all over the back

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