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Chris Harris

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Autistic musician. Film nut. Culture nerd. Comics and cartoon scribbler (Motorhead, etc). Retired training and L&D consultant […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@headfirstonly, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28m
Henry Thomas? King Thumb! #GeniusOfFunk
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 47m
I bloody love Bootsy #GeniusOfFunk
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 54m
Forget JB's footwork, I'm more interested in that Moog Model D #GeniusOfFunk #BBCFour
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
You had to be around in the 80s to realise how pervasive Quantel was. A music video that looks like a floating piece of toast #TOTP #StevieWonder
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Shared a table at The Venue with Tommy Vance at a Blue Oyster Cult gig back in the day. Lovely chap. #TOTP
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
The mighty Pino Palladino, ladies and gentlemen #TOTP #PaulYoung but where are the Fabulous Wealthy Tarts?
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Dalek's handbag! #TOTP #KimWilde A Roland GR707 controller, got the uninitiated...
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
I can remember the day this #TOTP was recorded because we had a class reunion from John Newnham at the Cricketers in Addington and Kirsty missed it, because she was recording her first ever appearance...
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Big nostalgia hit with Yes on #TOTP from 1977 with Wondrous Stories, even if we only got about a minute of it...
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
A question for you all, because my #ActuallyAutistic brain has been stressing out lately about feeling isolated: How many people do you know who you could get together with and have a really chewy conversation about Life, The Universe, and Everything that would really get into the deep stuff?
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I just watched the TOS episode "Assignment: Earth" again just now because it was on the telly, and I wish I lived in the alternative timeline where Robert Lansing and Teri Garr went on to make an entire series, as Gene Roddenberry intended.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Teenage Engineering are either going to implode, or turn into a higher-niche version of Apple. Either way, second-hand OP1s are gonna get *even more* stupidly expensive. www.highsnobiety.com/p/teenage-engi…
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Teenage Engineering Is Going to Stop Making Synths
Founder Jesper Kouthoofd says the pivot is part of the enigmatic Swedish company’s plan to stay fresh.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Yesterday I went shopping for kitchen implements and rejected any that had "soft touch" handles (and that meant a lot of them) because I am old enough to know what a disgusting sticky mess the coating turns into in a few years. I'm still trying to remove it from my Ableton Push.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Thanks to everyone who has already bought "Sprinting" so far. It's nice to be told that my songs make people laugh. Today is Bandcamp Friday, so if you want to pick up a copy, now would be a good time to do so because Bandcamp waive their cut of sales […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@fesshole/117365165… I'm reading Robert Sutton's "The no asshole rule" at the moment, and this beautifully reinforces his message of how to deal with such people.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Gardening has taken place. The green bin is full. I can't remember the last time I achieved that much on a Monday.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Very impressed with the HX Stomp based on a couple of days editing patches for it for bass guitar. Definitely the sort of thing that will fit into a performance setup.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Other people's #corvids bring them useful presents. Mine just leave chunks of baguette in the garden for me.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I just released my third #album of the year. This one features twelve tracks composed over the summer as part of the #FAWM song sprint challenges I've been helping to organise. headfirstonly.bandcamp.com/album/sp…
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Sprinting, by Chris Harris
12 track album
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Reading *so many* toots about "the solstice" rather than the autumnal #equinox today. I've never seen the two confused so much before. It's depressing that people no longer know the difference.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
I'm not sure what I just did, but I've got the Red Panda web editor talking to my Particle 2 again. In Firefox, of all things. #WondersNeverCease
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
The fact that Musk has "decided to retire" the Crew Dragon spacecraft should give pause to anyone currently feeling like they'd be okay with giving Neuralink implants a go.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I wrote something on the blog today about the importance of Doing The Work as a means of improving your abilities. It was prompted by the realisation that I'm hearing things in mixes now that I've never noticed before, and I've been recording music for more than fifty years. The earlier blog […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
What is it about roast potatoes that makes them taste so good? The ones I made this afternoon were so delicious I could have consumed my own body weight of the things without blinking.
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI feature with user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
It's taken me a week, but I have finally got my Muji cuckoo clock to sound the right number of times on the hour *and* once on the half hour. It's been a stressful few days
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Dear god, the BBC News coverage about stochastic parrots is so breathlessly inept. They're just regurgitating every press release they're sent, no matter how insane it is. Can someone please explain model collapse to them?
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Ahh, village life. New documentary on the Charfield-developed McMurtry supercar, complete with Swinhay House (a.k.a. "Appledore" from the BBC's #sherlock at 0:29... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkXvL8YCtIE
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Next week: Anthropic rebrands as Roko's Basilisk.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Five days in to this month's #FAWM Song Sprint (write five songs in nine days) and I've already written five tracks. Go me! fawm.org/@headfirstonly
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Chris Harris
Hi! I'm Chris, your friendly neighbourhood obsessive, Autistic music nerd. My hyperfocus superpower? Music production. Music is how I cope with burnout, ADHD, complex PTSD, cysts, kidney stones, and gall stones. I shut myself away in my home studio and I play ALL THE INSTRUMENTS—and I've been doing so for quite a while. It's taken my life in unexpected directions, including some recent work as a session bassist with folks like Robert Brian and David Rhodes. Yes, honestly. Here we are in the Wood Room at Peter Gabriel's Real World recording studio in Wiltshire, UK last year. So. Much. Fun. https://www.headfirstonly.com/images/Wood_Room.jpg #zuzai ([see here](https://zuzai.org/)) #noai I don't use *any* AI tools in my work. Even if you ignore the the fact that they only function because their programmers ripped off the work of thousands upon thousands of creative people without their consent, quite honestly, I just don't see the point of them. If I hand over any aspect of my creative process to what amounts to a glorified plagiarism machine, how is that going to improve my skillset? The answer is brutally simple: it can't. For me, AI is an artistic dead end that must be avoided at all costs. I don't even use iZotope's machine learning mastering wizards when I'm mixing or mastering something; I prefer to rely on my ears. If *you* use AI, that's fine, you do you; knock yourself out—but don't expect me to have any interest in ever listening to the results. And if you go all-in on it here, you'll probably also find that people block or mute you. Chris Harris (he/him/HFO)
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
RE: dice.camp/@valthonis/11723092285066… What the actual f-
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Kudos to the Guardian for this description
Who’s leading them?
Its leader is Daniel Thomas, better known as Danny Tommo, the right-hand-man of the far-right extremist, fraudster and violent criminal Stephen Yaxley-Lennon – who wants people to call him Tommy Robinson.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Whoever did this is a frickin' genius.
A frame from the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film only instead of Bigfoot, it's Mitch McConnell in a grey suit and blue tie.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I'm rather glad my hedgehogs haven't taken up parkour yet... www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e573w…
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Hedgehog's overnight antics caught on Swanage gift shop's CCTV
A shop owner in Swanage thought it was odd when items mysteriously started moving and breaking.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Tests on web pages should never be seen as definitive diagnostic tools, but as a veteran #HHGTTG fan, the fact that I got a score of 42 in Prof. Simon Baron-Cohen's free online autism quotient test seems pretty bang-on to me. #ActuallyAutistic (Anything over 33 "indicates significant Autistic […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
The #FAWM website will be coming out of hibernation later today in readiness for our next Song Sprint event. Starting on Saturday, people taking part will attempt to write 5 new songs in 9 days. FAWM is a celebration of human (not AI) creativity for lyricists, singer-songwriters, or full […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I'm sitting in my home studio, looking out of the window and there are thirty-eight starlings sitting on the roof of the flats in the next road over... #Hitchcockian
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
RE: hachyderm.io/@maya_b/11717506209107… 10/10. No notes.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
I'm sitting here listening to heavy rain thrashing against the windows. It's very welcome, yes, but... I find climate change terrifying because of the simple fact that the atmosphere at 30°C can hold nearly TWICE the amount of water as it can at 20°C (see the table in the link below). Just […]
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🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 @brouhaha.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have:

* a musician of significant talent, dedication, and skill,

* who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres,

* who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and

* who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it.

I can only conclude that the modern day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic.

I will not be taking questions.

[juxtaposed images of Mozart and Yankovic]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
RE: cloudisland.nz/@jet/117161196351589… Probably the only way I will ever own a Neve console is to buy one made of Lego. These are extraordinary.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
I've just finished reading Robert Fripp's epic work on creativity and spiritual development, The Guitar Circle. I've reviewed it on my website, and oh boy, it took me to places which I was really not expecting for something that's ostensibly a book about playing the guitar […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
It saddens me to say this, but I have just cancelled my subscription to the Fortean Times, a publication I've read since the 1980s. I was even part of Bob Rickard's archive project, helping him to scan in dozens of back issues of the magazine. But the casual racism of S D Tucker's review ("This […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
This is Dolly-adjacent, in a mad but totally beautiful way. The whole of this album, which is a collaboration between Vicki Bennett (People Like Us), Wobbly, and Matmos is an absolute delight and an old favourite of mine. peoplelikeus-vickibennett.bandcamp.…
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Dolly Pardon, by People Like Us, Matmos, Wobbly
from the album Wide Open Spaces
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
TMW you know more than a journalist does, and you realise how wonky the news is likely to be on a regular basis: The Grauniad completely ignoring the fact that #StarTrek Lower Decks turned one of its cast members into a puppet, years ago ("Kayshon, His Eyes Open" - season 2, episode 2, since you […]
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Going up for nine on a Sunday evening and I'm having a strawberry flavour freeze pop out of the freezer because I'm sixty-six years old and that's how I roll.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@roofuskit/11713520487… If you know, you know.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
No shit, Sherlock. www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/news-…
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UK public confidence in AI weather forecasts lags behind existing methods, Met Office study finds
New Met Office research, thought to be the first of its kind, identifies a confidence gap between existing forecasting methods and emerging AI techniques, helping inform how future innovations are introduced.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Ten years ago now, but in the light of Frank Beard's passing, worth boosting: www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post…
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An Austin Chef Recreated ZZ Top's "Tres Hombres" Album
And Billy Gibbons loves it.
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Chris Harris @headfirstonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Data centres are just rolling coal for tech bros, aren't they?
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