Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd simply throw an upper cut to its bear jaw, get it in a bear headlock while its stunned, and then squeeze its bear neck until it goes to bear sleep. What's so hard about that 1101
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've already had so many pleasant little chats around camp fires 000
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You missed an A+ shirtless Bellingham shot as he was getting ready to come on 100
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It sounds like you're confusing "it's okay to like it" with "you MUST like it" 110
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Read this as 'emotionally disabled pigeon' and thought "damn same bro" 000
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026damn bro you could mix that with protein powder for like 100g 010
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I have noticed your ears are freakishly red and now I know why 010
Reposted by AdamJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thomas gets taken to a black ops site 6573921722
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Throwing my hat in the ring early to be your weird forest hermit that runs out brandishing a stick, extremely naked, at anyone that approaches my hut 010
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This is my first time even reading or hearing of the word 'burrata' so I'm doubly shook 100
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 26/01/2026cut to your dad 2 weeks from now in Balimedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowdALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd 010
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 17/01/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling in front of a microphone while wearing a black shirt that says gundamALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a microphone while wearing a black shirt that says gundam 000
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"Shit, guys, I forgot all about Greenland! Get working on taking it over, STAT!" It's been building up for months now 100
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Well that's not really the same thing- I'm not saying that I don't think that this administration isn't vain or even that they're not driven by social media overall, I'm disagreeing with the idea that a journalist asking about Greenland made Trump say >> 100
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I know I'm just a random and you're gonna write me off as a troll but if you genuinely believe policy decisions are being made based on journo questions, you might be in an echo chamber 100
Adam @headampty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026alarm on the build up of American presence for the last year or so. The VP, business leaders, even the CIA basically trying to subvert internal politics over there 000
