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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

#yanks thanks , michael k you did a good job tonight of reminiscing about your old mentor

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I am #high. He is far He is GONE! RIP John Sterling #yankees

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Current head of most successful crime family in history of the world visits... Fixed your headline

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today. No luck. Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year. No luck. Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot. Oh lord. I see one nevermind. #dadjoke

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

UGGS not eggs Tracking Alito Core Errect

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots? Eggs! #dadjoke #baddadjokes

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Melania got the Einstein Visa cuz she speaks 8 languages. Well at least enough to say Butt stuff costs extra.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Really just prostituting themselves to billionaires.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Sunset from my deck. I get a nice Boston view at sunset.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

When he's gone, we're gonna have to rip that whole portion of the building up. No one trusts his contractors and God knows what f****** Russian bugs are hiding in there.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?"

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself? #dadjoke The connected divise is not responding.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

#ALDS #YANKEES on #FOX on mute cuz I would rather get battery acid in my ears than have the voice of @smoltz_john in my ears.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

As they only put dead people on coins, I'd be happy if he was on a coin next year.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

It Really sucked not being able to watch this level of yankee playoffs , but I will not give my money to disney. #abc #Disney #espn

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Wtf! Oligarch media giants silence decent? I went to get my nightly dose of jimmy and he was gone. #Kimmel

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast?

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

The pain his dad felt when he turned in his son. But shocked I am not that it was a white boy. The Utah Governor prayed that it was a THEM not an US.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

@yankees.com If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing. Our Richstagg fire?

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft? Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

'E dam expensive! Said the Cockney cheese enthusiast.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I ain't your mate you condescending know it all pos

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

What's the favorite humor of the italian sodomist? Inna you endo! #poo

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.And for some reason, the poop jokes keep dribbling out of me.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Why is poo akin to Treebeard being lactose intolerant? Ex_Cream Ent.

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

What does a revolver in a cowboy's boot have in common with Boston's airport? They are both a low gun. #baddadjoke #baddadjokes #poo

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

What phrase can be used to describe the feeling of elation when the laxative finally kicks in as well as the layers of excrement piling up in the bowl? Tiers of joy! #dadjoke #poop

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Great.Another guy older than me still running for government

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Someone just pointed out to me that the actress with great jeans has twin lightning bolts for initials. At least it wasn't 3 Ks. She'll be making hallmark movies with Candice Cameron soon.

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