headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 05/05/2026#yanks thanks , michael k you did a good job tonight of reminiscing about your old mentor 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I am #high. He is far He is GONE! RIP John Sterling #yankees 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/05/2026#trump had a successful dental visit.The cyborg implant is in place.And now he can chew through steel!media.tenor.coma red toy truck has a yellow light on top of itALT: a red toy truck has a yellow light on top of it 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today. No luck. Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year. No luck. Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot. Oh lord. I see one nevermind. #dadjoke 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 02/02/2026UGGS not eggs Tracking Alito Core Errect 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/01/2026What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots? Eggs! #dadjoke #baddadjokes 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Stunnah of a sunset over #Boston from #Northshore in #Swampscott 020
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Arrested for a penal code violation! 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 12/10/2025"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?" 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2025What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself? #dadjoke The connected divise is not responding. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/10/2025#ALDS #YANKEES on #FOX on mute cuz I would rather get battery acid in my ears than have the voice of @smoltz_john in my ears. 120
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/10/2025It Really sucked not being able to watch this level of yankee playoffs , but I will not give my money to disney. #abc #Disney #espn 011
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 18/09/2025We need trust busting teddy roosevelt 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Describing how BLOTUS moves and his cankles #trump #dadjoke 020
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast? 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025@yankees.com If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school. 020
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing. Our Richstagg fire? 100
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What weak little man #dcmusicfestival 020
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft? Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/08/2025When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock. 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025What's the favorite humor of the italian sodomist? Inna you endo! #poo 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025What does a revolver in a cowboy's boot have in common with Boston's airport? They are both a low gun. #baddadjoke #baddadjokes #poo 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/08/2025What phrase can be used to describe the feeling of elation when the laxative finally kicks in as well as the layers of excrement piling up in the bowl? Tiers of joy! #dadjoke #poop 111
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Someone just pointed out to me that the actress with great jeans has twin lightning bolts for initials. At least it wasn't 3 Ks. She'll be making hallmark movies with Candice Cameron soon. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Fireworks from the bostonis port viewed from my deck. If the one mile per second thing is true I am thirteen miles from those fireworks. I counted after the last flash and I heard booms for thirteen seconds. #Boston #northshore #swampscott 020
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025They do know that superman is an illegal alien? 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Weeeemedia.tenor.coma group of cyclists are riding bicycles down a road .ALT: a group of cyclists are riding bicycles down a road . 120
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025And they're women are literally fucking nazis. 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025A hundred and sixty two years ago, my irish ancestor was wearing blue and fighting around Vicksburg, MI right now. To Hugh O'Neil! 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Joe biden can fix a bridge over the chesapeake in a week. Cheetah benito can build a concentration camp in a week. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Beavers are the best ally in fights against global warming. They will turn deserts back into thriving ecosystems 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025A useful piece of technology and a flaming pile of poo. 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025What ice age is drink to get drunk after kidnapping our residents? Boot liquor. 021
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Sadly I think orange chito will go down in history as our last president. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The #DS9 BELL RIOTS! THE TIME LINE WAS JUST A BIT OFF! #StarTrek see what is going on in BELL CA! 010
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025#Lynn Music Festival @Saeddyr giving Patti Smith / Cowboy Junkies vibe. 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025#Lynn music festival @Saeder giving Patti Smith /Cowboy Junkies vibe 110
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025When Contacted by a spiritualist for her opinion, Jackie Kennedy said. "What the fuck did that hooker do to my rose garden?" 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Der TurdenFuhrer is such a See U Next TACO! 000
headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Does Der TurdenFuhrer mean arrest the ICE Agents? 000