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headactuary.bsky.social

@headactuary.bsky.social
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Life long commi agitator who wants to be the Actuary to the Pot industry. Need retirement consulting from a big history buff?

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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fuck you CBS. Bye Steven.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#yanks thanks , michael k you did a good job tonight of reminiscing about your old mentor
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I am #high. He is far He is GONE! RIP John Sterling #yankees
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#trump had a successful dental visit.The cyborg implant is in place.And now he can chew through steel!
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a red toy truck has a yellow light on top of it
ALT: a red toy truck has a yellow light on top of it
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today. No luck. Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year. No luck. Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot. Oh lord. I see one nevermind. #dadjoke
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
UGGS not eggs Tracking Alito Core Errect
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots? Eggs! #dadjoke #baddadjokes
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Stunnah of a sunset over #Boston from #Northshore in #Swampscott
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Arrested for a penal code violation!
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?"
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself? #dadjoke The connected divise is not responding.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
#ALDS #YANKEES on #FOX on mute cuz I would rather get battery acid in my ears than have the voice of @smoltz_john in my ears.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It Really sucked not being able to watch this level of yankee playoffs , but I will not give my money to disney. #abc #Disney #espn
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We need trust busting teddy roosevelt
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Describing how BLOTUS moves and his cankles #trump #dadjoke
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast?
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@yankees.com If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing. Our Richstagg fire?
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What weak little man #dcmusicfestival
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft? Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
What's the favorite humor of the italian sodomist? Inna you endo! #poo
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
What does a revolver in a cowboy's boot have in common with Boston's airport? They are both a low gun. #baddadjoke #baddadjokes #poo
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
What phrase can be used to describe the feeling of elation when the laxative finally kicks in as well as the layers of excrement piling up in the bowl? Tiers of joy! #dadjoke #poop
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hungry?
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Someone just pointed out to me that the actress with great jeans has twin lightning bolts for initials. At least it wasn't 3 Ks. She'll be making hallmark movies with Candice Cameron soon.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Fireworks from the bostonis port viewed from my deck. If the one mile per second thing is true I am thirteen miles from those fireworks. I counted after the last flash and I heard booms for thirteen seconds. #Boston #northshore #swampscott
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I jussabwaby
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
DeSantis Dachau
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
They do know that superman is an illegal alien?
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Weeee
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a group of cyclists are riding bicycles down a road .
ALT: a group of cyclists are riding bicycles down a road .
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy fascist of july day!
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
And they're women are literally fucking nazis.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A hundred and sixty two years ago, my irish ancestor was wearing blue and fighting around Vicksburg, MI right now. To Hugh O'Neil!
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Joe biden can fix a bridge over the chesapeake in a week. Cheetah benito can build a concentration camp in a week.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Beavers are the best ally in fights against global warming. They will turn deserts back into thriving ecosystems
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
A useful piece of technology and a flaming pile of poo.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
What ice age is drink to get drunk after kidnapping our residents? Boot liquor.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Sadly I think orange chito will go down in history as our last president.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Acting grand Negas #ds9 #startrek
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The #DS9 BELL RIOTS! THE TIME LINE WAS JUST A BIT OFF! #StarTrek see what is going on in BELL CA!
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#Lynn Music Festival @Saeddyr giving Patti Smith / Cowboy Junkies vibe.
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#Lynn music festival @Saeder giving Patti Smith /Cowboy Junkies vibe
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
When Contacted by a spiritualist for her opinion, Jackie Kennedy said. "What the fuck did that hooker do to my rose garden?"
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
And don't rank Cuomo
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Der TurdenFuhrer is such a See U Next TACO!
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headactuary.bsky.social @headactuary.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Does Der TurdenFuhrer mean arrest the ICE Agents?
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