Reposted by Henrique Cabralgabriel @gironda.org · 22/09/2026i dare the fossil fuel industry to one-up the tech industry by inventing a kind of oil rig that makes one quarter of the workforce happily butt-chug crude 1101
Reposted by Henrique CabralZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is the platonic ideal of the bluescreen. I am using a device. When it fails, I want to see a big sterile readout that says "the machine has failed. This is why." Not fucking "Google the error message to learn more :]" you fucking rats. 0462141
Reposted by Henrique CabralIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/05/2026Tech does not exist outside the context of other things happening in the world, and neither do we 746469
Reposted by Henrique CabralChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026We desperately need to get away from arguments for the humanities that elevate them because of what they do for technology. The humanities should not be understood as service disciplines. They are an extension of us, and that is enough. 4482161
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 13/05/2026"The first madness was that we were born, that they stuffed a god into a bag of skin." (Akwaeke Emezi, Freshwater) Why does this quote go so hard holy shit 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 29/04/2026Is there any information about the design of MARISA tries? It seems to be relatively well-known, as far as niche data structures go, but all I can find are wrappers around the C++ library for different languages, so it seems like nobody even reimplemented it natively? www.s-yata.jp/marisa-trie/...s-yata.jpMARISA: Matching Algorithm with Recursively Implemented StorAge 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 26/04/2026New blog post: www.hmpcabral.com/2026/04/26/t...hmpcabral.comThe fastest Linux timestamps · hmpcAdventures in over-optimising timers for niche applications. 030
Reposted by Henrique CabralMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/04/2026if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last. 91397421
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 02/04/2026"Serendipity doesn't come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody asked you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn." 131
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 22/03/2026Did you want an unnecessarily detailed post about compiler optimisations? I got you covered www.hmpcabral.com/2026/03/20/t...hmpcabral.comTwo studies in compiler optimisations · hmpcA deep dive into the intricacies of the LLVM optimisation pipeline. 030
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 27/02/2026Getting a rug for the dining room has filled a hole in my soul I didn't even know was there 100
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 27/02/2026Is breaking down cardboard boxes a full time job with benefits, because I think I'd be pretty good at it 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 26/02/2026Is the Kremlin soft power machine working overtime lately or is it just me? Heated Rivalry, The Great, Ponies, Idiotka, Mr. Nobody Against Putin, The Wizard of the Kremlin. Hard to miss the theme here 010
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 25/02/2026Wrote a thing, because I don't know how to stop digging myself into holes www.hmpcabral.com/2026/02/25/t...hmpcabral.comThe C++ input iterator pitfall · hmpcExploring the sometimes unintuitive semantics of C++ input ranges and how to address them. 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 09/02/2026New (and first) blog post! It was (mostly) fun to write some JavaScript for the first time www.hmpcabral.com/2026/02/09/m...hmpcabral.comMaking waffles with group theory · hmpcUsing group theory to create a clone of the popular word game Waffle. 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 06/02/2026Is using the Banach fixed point theorem while doing your tax returns normal, asking for a friend 000
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 29/01/2026The "actual leftist solidarity or Comintern cosplay" litmus test (Ukraine/Syria) never fails 020
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 15/01/2026Who was going to tell me there was a statistical mechanics critique of totalitarianism 010
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 14/01/2026Actively getting brain damage from the amount of people ecstatic at the possibility of using LLMs to extract every last drop of "productivity" out of their time away from their desks. Some of you need to learn to sit with your thoughts and just exist in the world. 110
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev · 12/01/2025A zoomer complimented my outfit so nobody can tell me shit the rest of the day 000