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Hazmatmonkey

@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social
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Constant seeker and wanderer. Tired from the journey.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pete Rose? They could sell Depends for the Super Bowl. Thrown games for table eight. You forgot fuck LeBron.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But, the commies... Sanctions? Mutually assured destruction? Venezuela? Would Canada give a better deal if you stopped tariffing them and threatening them to be the next forced state? Ukraine. Arms to Iran. The hits keep coming, but their aim sucks.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I talked with my daughter about all the evils lurking out there. And taught her how to go after knees, nuts, and eyeballs. It's a shame we have to do it.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only places I want to see this face is in the Post Office and on a milk carton.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep. Smoke up your ass. One man is not a team, and he will leave to go to wherever he thinks he can get a ring.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bonus points to you Big Man! You totally nailed it.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd use that fucker as a hood ornament. Start selling copies in all shapes and sizes. You'll make a fortune.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/18ab... So, if you don't like the price you're paying at the doc or pharmacy, insurance companies can buy them up and rig the rates. With no other alternatives for care. Sounds fair, right?
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.facebook.com/share/16M4Zj... Nice to finally see some good news. Not the people of Iowa, but the rest of the world we're cheering like mad.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say his name. Nail it to the front door of LSU. Kind of like Brock Turner. Send it to his future employers. Landlords. And make damn sure he's on the predator list. Then provide the link to the list so people can see where he's at. Forever.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True indeed, Jacob.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.facebook.com/share/p/1DM5... Have I said how much I love the UK? We're sitting around the Midwest begging for a change from the same politicians who sold us out in the first place. These guys said it plain truth.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.yahoo.com/news/article... Once again proof that Bibi molests collies.
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Netanyahu says flydubai co-pilot underwent Islamist radical indoctrination
WASHINGTON, Oct 1 (Reuters) - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Thursday that the co-pilot who tried to crash a passenger jet on its way to Israel had undergone Islamist radicalization
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/... They've already found buyers for most of their goods. This Orange Asshat will ensure nobody will trade with us. Another step in isolationism.
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America's Canadian import restrictions come into force. Here are the products barred from entry
President Donald Trump says he expects Ottawa to concede to its demands on trade in the coming weeks, but Canadian officials insist they won't sign a bad deal.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the absolute fuck is this commercial selling? All ideas are open to the viewers. Personally, I think it's a combination of OrangeChew and Fleet Enemas.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bwahahahaha! We found his tender spot, I guess.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pot, meet kettle. Mind boggling to say that they believe their own bullshit rhetoric.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can anyone come up with a better plan than having any finances with the Trump name on them be withheld awaiting criminal investigation? Look into these eyes and say no.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How much did the Great and Powerful Oz get for that move? And why did it take so long to use the House oil? Oh. That's right, sell for top dollar.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well lookee there! A four flocker right on Clague and Lorain!
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fpif.org/star_wars_re... Wow! I guess the "golden dome" (or is it golden arches, one in DC and one in space) is a bargain basement special! They cut NASA funding by 50%, and made Space Farce's budget $71 trillion for FY 27. Artemis might be on the private rockets.
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Star Wars Revisited: Still Dangerous and Costly - FPIF
The main focus of the U.S. government’s energy and resources should be on preventive measures, which are far more effective at reducing the threat of nuclear war than any pie-in-the-sky defen...
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're waiting to see who tells the loudest, and who quietly retreats from the whole thing.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Way to cave. Backing Palestine and decrying the Israeli massacres isn't antisemitism. So the whole tour told you to piss up a rope. Nobody will work with you unless they left the Freedom 250 debacle.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then stop following the Great Mango Mussolini and DeWine the Troll. Stop attacking Sherrod Brown. And, no shit. Voting Blue in Ohio.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear god when will it end? Capitalism only works when he makes money. Now he's trying to rein it in, and his Conoco/Shell/Enron buddies are like, "hey, hey it doesn't have to come to that!" So is he a communist now? Americaski First Vlad! Now whip me! I've been a bad Mango!
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christ, here comes the bullshit express. Didn't Rubio come out last year? Thousands of queer folk told him to go back in, they didn't want him. Never seen such blatant skullduggery.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More like we're experiencing golden showers. And being told it's rain. Then watching 70 million of his toadies beg for another one. Dolts.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All we need are some big straight pins and a place to watch him squirm. Maybe CNN can corner him while he squeals.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With their new spokesmodel, DJT himself. When asked for comment, all he could babble was "very very good in the near zzzzzzz..."
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is there any low this pork chop won't try? If he suggests we eat ground babies if diesel prices raise the cost of beef too much, these scavengers would purr. I hope Mamdani gave Chump and Bibi tours of NYPD jails. Then list the keys for oh, about a week...
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This ass and Bibi were potty trained at gunpoint. If it doesn't have his name on it, he doesn't want it. How about some nice, fat indictments with TRUMP in gold letters? That way, his kids get one too. Follow the money on this one.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He looks like Pee Wee German.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate to say this; how many people on both sides are implicated in the files? Nobody wants to break the seal on it. Billionaires. Govt Officials. Celebrities. I rarely see anyone taking up the fight besides us. And what the hell can we do?
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ussfa.org/shawn-barnes... They want "Space Domain Awareness." Every time I drive by NASA Glenn Research facility, I see the words "For The Good Of All." Space Farce aims to dominate the space domain; where did the animosity come from?
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Presidential Budget Request Sets Stage for Significant Space Force Growth - Space Force Association
The magnitude of the requested FY27 budget signals to the space industry that there is a robust demand for their innovative solutions.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Send him indeed. Alone. This ass makes Billy Graham 1 and 2 look like porn writers. He's trying to get Hellfire and Brimstone added to the list of shit we're giving Netanyahu. And Pork Soda by the drum.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're doing a practice run using Mitch McConnell. The dead can vote, apparently.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Emboldened by a rat bastard with a bad comb over. The industry must not be allowed to self regulate.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish I could. A couple bad falls and my body freezes up when it thinks it'll feel that way again. I sold my bike, and get jittery on ladders and lifts. Any advice?
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So you wonder why all the fencing is going up around DC. They're digging in for the long haul.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is like National Lampoon doing a research piece on "Springtime for Hitler." And having 70 million in a line two days long to eat up the tickets. We need some special Rowdy Roddy Piper sunglasses to see that They Live.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
substack.com/@deanblundel... Keep yer' heads down kids. Sit back and read this. Then realize where we all are. And know that the times are rife with intrigue.
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Every Dictator Builds an Arch. Only Trump Put a Sniper Nest and an Ammo Dump in His.
He said the arch was for “Me.” Now it’s an armed fortress looming over 400,000 military graves at Arlington.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/r/1CLt... Gotta have hope.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Stopped work" means they're taking a break until the next shady deal allows them to get back to work. Kind of like "Stand down and Stand by." 1506 pardons doled out and white Xtian nationalists are back on the job.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FCC is a true pain in the ass. Loaded with shills who are complicit in back door deals. Look up "FCC ruling on imported power inverters" when you get a chance. There goes the solar industry.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First Amendment. Check it out. 1977 Sherrill v. Knight, check it out. Mid terms. They're all checking out.
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Redirect Notice
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear Pete, your day is coming. Get all the free High T meds you can get now. Your military prescription is running out. Tick tock MF.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The ones that did show got a great special bag with eyeliner and fake beard dye kit.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
share.google/dQg6GZZILjQk... My dear Danes and Greenlanders, do not fall for the bullshit. If you let an orange cockroach in the door, you'll have no Suaasat left the next day. Don't believe the Hype.
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Google Image Result for https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=1568062935183563
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But only one looks like a drugged orange circus seal. Take a guess.
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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see Mitch's head in a jar on one of them. That, or in charge of the Morality Squad, a la GWAR. Maybe this is why they killed Blockbuster. Too many realistic movies.
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