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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can anyone come up with a better plan than having any finances with the Trump name on them be withheld awaiting criminal investigation? Look into these eyes and say no.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well lookee there! A four flocker right on Clague and Lorain!

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I asked if the new Browns' stadium would raise taxes. It tells me no, then I read on. Other than a measley Private Contribution, one way or another, we are building the roads around the damn thing.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Ohio will provide you with $8408 to go to Spire Academy. How much do public school students get? I am asking honestly, from local school cost from my kiddo going to NO.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Patriot Games. Held at an international boarding school for the rich and privileged. Attended by a known rapist and child molester. Where did my America go?

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hanging out at Hopkins. A couple C-17s, haven't seen any support vehicles yet. Is the Sheik of Mar-A-Lardo flying over to Geneva?

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

220 or so of the richest, most influential super villains will be getting together in Dublin this year to cut up your little slice of the pie you have left. Here is the list so far; stay tuned.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So Alex Pretti had a legal concealed carry permit, and was standing up for another person. Meanwhile this dick gets his own receiver.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The right wing got desperate in Ohio. They are so worried that Red voters won't know who to pick; they put him in a cowboy hat, and started calling him Harry Montana.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This is your Board of Peace. A private entity; it should be called what it is. The Bored of Peace Alliance. Just what any C Grade Bond Villain would belong to. Featuring JD Vance as an eyeliner wearing Mini T.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Ok. So these are real. A magazine emblazoned with the face of a simp that ran as fast as his bone spurs could carry him.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

If I use today's soft language, I can say "We're actively being disenfranchised of our civil liberties." It's much easier to say "They're fucking our eyeballs out."

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Last night's full moon, mottled by clouds. Luna was stunning.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I hate the thought of Chump being anywhere in my head. Is he really Loki? The Trickster? Get this orange psycho outside and tell him he's done. We will not Back Down. We cannot stand by.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Yes, a Christmas to remember. Some UrbanX twerp like to go up on the roof. Who pays for the cleanup when the sidewalk hits back?

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Even in darkness may you find light.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Not a bad morning. Made some homemade gunpowder sausage gravy over jalapeno cheesey cornbread. My arteries all ceased to function after a bowl or two.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

For a change, here is tranquility. Peace. Quiet.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

A day in the Burbs. My spring peepers have a clean new pad to hang in.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I feel the age coming on now. Sears hasn't even been Sears for how long now? My first real card that shows me I'm bound for the garage or the yard.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

When is this going to happen in Fairview? North Olmsted? River? So incipient. So quiet. But there are the new breed now; Red Hats. Mindless faith in populist conservative swill.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

With a wink, she returns. Silent Moon no more.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Not bad for a Google camera. She's beautiful tonight.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I couldn't get the Terminal Tower in, but this is the reason I work where I do. It's beautiful.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

So taking a firearm to a protest is a bad thing? Lopsided rules, my friends.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Nope. Nothing to be worried about here. 40 Cal suit? Apparently they are on a diet.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Daily Hunter. His memory needs to be taught and his words spoken again. He was our political Nostradamus.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

As seen in my back yard. I'm getting ready to give them a Darwin Award if they cut our power lines. After I cook smores on their smoky carcass.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It's head in the clouds kind of day.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Who else made playlists? I found these in an old box; now I need to find rca cables for my tape deck!

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

They're saying the Kennedy CDC is trying to save children. I agree; he wants them to get to 10 years old so his masters have fresh meat to maul.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Losing my cat made me hope for a kitty heaven for her. She stuck around through my hell and never wavered.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Apparently they're running a sale. Almost a year ago.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

They can't plow all our streets, but I'll be damned if they aren't used for crowd control.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

The UFCW has better hiring practices than Republicans.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

For all the creatures of the night, that they may bask in sheer delight. Release your heartache, release your fear, and release that which is not your true self.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

This year marks Lucky 13 for us. I woke up to Life 2.0 today; such a magnificent anniversary present. It is a new way, this enjoying simplicity. We're truly blessed by it.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The Bronze! We need Rockatansky to find and brand this troll.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

We're taking bets on who garlges the Orange one's love sauce. Bondi? Noem? Jungle Gym Jordan?

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

A view I'd like to keep. But when you dread getting up, and your boss is more aggravated than you, it makes life tough. Strength beyond strength is needed today.

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Maybe they can fill it with water and have galley races. Or lions and convicts. Does "Fall of the Roman Empire" sound familiar?

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Hazmatmonkey @hazmatmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Has anyone else asked for HUD to remove this utterly disgusting blurb? It's a Hatch Act/Ethics violation? Utter shite.

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