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Try to solve problems, but mostly solve puzzles. Alt text: Avatar - southern end of Kāpiti Island and adjacent islets, where the first of my forebears to arrive in AoNZ lived for about 15 years. Banner - self at the age of 2 or 3, Mōkau River mouth, 1967.

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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2:30am - 5 hours in ED so far - still very busy, still waiting for chest xray and 2nd blood test before they can decide if I’m safe to go home again - might be going to a ward soon
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Na/GloPoWrimo 2026 – Day 31 Prompt: "stop it getting clogged up with random sites advertising windowcleaning in Canberra and other not-very-poetic things." Late Bird Prompt Cleaning windows in Canberra isUnpoetic? Well, sure not much Rhymes with Canberra, or window. But does the cleaners'…
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Na/GloPoWrimo 2026 – Day 31
Prompt: "stop it getting clogged up with random sites advertising windowcleaning in Canberra and other not-very-poetic things." Late Bird Prompt Cleaning windows in Canberra isUnpoetic? Well, sure not much Rhymes with Canberra, or window. But does the cleaners' demeanourShow they find cleaning demeaning? Can you do some poetic riffin'On Canberra's Lake Burley Griffin?
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Na/GloPoWrimo 2026 – Day 5
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Na/GloPoWrimo 2026 – Day 5
Resource: a brief history of the poetry chapbook, with digitized examples.Prompt: "take a page from Catullus and Darwin, and write a poem in which you talk about disliking something – particularly something utterly innocuous, like clover. Be over the top! Be a bit silly and overdramatic." Don’t Like Dogs Okay, so I don’t like dogs But, tell you what, what…
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#napowrimo Day 0: Learning the Trick hazhapard.wordpress.com/2026/03/31/n...
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Na/GloPoWrimo 2026 – Day 0
Resources: Katie Naughton’s poem, “Debt Ritual: Oysters.”, Allen Curnow’s poem, “The Skeleton of the Great Moa in the Canterbury Museum, Christchurch.”Prompt: “write your ow…
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Have submitted: hazhapard.wordpress.com to the participants' sites list at #napowrimo again, as the start of it for this year is now a week away - got enough out of my first participation last year to be very much looking forward to doing it again.
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Hazhapard's Na/GloPoWriMo
A poem a day for April
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Duolingo has many issues, but one of the minor pleasures is when the words left over (3 or 4 of them) after choosing the words for the correct translation into American 'English' make some kind of sense or nonsense. Today's example: handshake furiously the moon
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wordle 1,708 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 These days, I get more satisfaction from ending up with an interesting pattern in Wordle than the actual solving - must be the GitHub influence.
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The Progress Report @theprogressreport.co.nz · 19/11/2025
Sophie Handford won 69.6% of the vote in her ward at the recent local government election. Excellent selection. #nzpol
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got a W in Wordle!
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Got the 5:36 from home this morning to get to Wgtn hospital for 7:30 admission
Fiery orange sunrise between grey clouds over Wellington Regional Stadium from the train this morning.
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The new hairdressing ‘parlour’ between my place and the shops looks like they went to a secondhand mirror place for their fit-out, and came away with quite a haul of mirrors. #puns
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Got enough done in the first 4 days of: www.napowrimo.net that it felt worth getting it up for possible comment. Have spent the last 3 days resuscitating, repurposing, and copying stuff to: hazhapard.wordpress.com instead of getting any more done.
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Hazhapard's Na/GloPoWriMo
A poem a day for April 2025
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My main difficulty with watching 2001: A Space Odyssey is that as soon as Leonard Rossiter shows up, I want to go watch Rising Damp or Reggie Perrin
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Wondering if there's anything to read from the Day the Earth Stood Still school of political philosophy. The Rawlesian Veil is all very well, but what would the aliens do?
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Everything I've watched on Apple TV+ so far, best to worst. 1. Severance. 2. Ted Lasso. 3. Mythic Quest. 4. Shrinking. 5. Manhunt. 6. For All Mankind (1st episode only).
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
First 5 songs listened to in 2025: Resistance - The Sound Big Tears - Elvis Costello & The Attractions Lie Dream of a Casino Soul (Live) - The Fall Expert in a Dying Field - The Beths Robot World - Paul Melançon
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Last 5 songs listened to in 2024: Crayon Sun - Throwing Muses More Than Rain - Tom Waits Swipe Left - Arc Iris Rhythms of Class - Sleaford Mods Cut To Black - Barry Adamson
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Back at Sky Stadium, 6 weeks since I last took a Saturday off work to attend a home game.
View of pre-match activity on Sky Stadium pitch, ahead of Nix vs MacArthur, from my seat in Row H - Te Ahumairangi behind.
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Waiting to be told the new boats will be rail-enabled as there will be a rail around the top deck to stop people falling overboard. #nzpol
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The whole Ferrari vs Corolla metaphor needs a bit of work. Probably more accurate to say they cancelled a Hi-Lux because the costs to widen the driveway and build a bigger garage had blown out, so they’re going make do with a Corolla. #nzpol
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Absolute class from @slanecartoon.bsky.social in the #NZListener
Image shows a genius cartoon by Chris Slane showing The Gas-Powered Trolley Problem where a trolley named Climate Change is charging down the track towards a fat cat gas & oil executive sitting with a cigar and a bullhorn on one track, crying “Yes, yes, SAVE ME! I’m facing an existential crisis.”, and a bunch of kiwi tied to another track. Shane Jones is running to a track switch called “subsidies” saying to the executive “I’ll save you.”
In the Listener, Dec 14-20, 2024
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Twitter/X - account deleted. Threads - account deleted. Who’s next? Oh, look - LinkedIn has recommended I follow Christoper Luxon, ‘based on my activity’ #NZpol
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The line for my profile I was trying to remember retrieved from Threads, before I delete there: Try to solve problems, but mostly solve puzzles.
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Remove one letter. Ruin a movie. My Brilliant Carer Seeping Dogs The Lie of Brian
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i) was dithering about filling in the Description in my Profile. ii) uploaded a picture into the Banner slot, and thought, hey, where do I put the alt text? iii) set the Description to be alt text for Avatar and Banner as a start.
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Can't remember how long ago it was, let alone try to find it, but still a bit disbelieving that, in one of his regular spots on One News, David Seymour referred to his "enemies". Has another NZ politician referred to the other side of the House as anything stronger than their opponents? #NZpol
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My favourite musical decade? 1975-1984 More specifically: 1977-1982 More specifically: 1978-1980/1 More specifically: 1979
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Eight albums from the year you turned 16 (couldn't decide what to leave out to make it four).
Split Enz - True ColoursMagazine - The Correct Use of SoapDavid Bowie - Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)Stevie Wonder - Hotter Than July
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Hazhapard @hazhapard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Hikoi went past yesterday (en route from Levin to Porirua) - signed this petition today: Stop the Treaty Principles Bill - TOITŪ TE TIRITI!! our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/ka...
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Stop the Treaty Principles Bill - TOITŪ TE TIRITI!!
In 1835, 189 years ago, a gathering of great chiefs of Aotearoa signed He Whakaputanga with representatives of the British Crown. Five years from that date, Te Tiriti o Waitangi was signed between Māo...
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