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The crux of the issue with brushing my teeth is that i never want to do it…but i feel amazing after i do it….but i hate doing it..and yet it feels so good and clean when im done…and yet im sitting here typing this instead of going to do it…but ill be so happy once i do it…

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A sweeping generalization that i feel comfortable making because it drives me insane (while i have definitely been guilty of it….) is that if you don’t RSVP to something that you are invited to, you’re just not an adult. Just! Say! No! If you can’t go! I don’t give a fuck! Buncha pusssies All of u

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The odyssey but it’s me and my hair journey

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A fb marketplace listing that i passed on will haunt me forever i fear

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Am i a plumber now???? I just fixed a second sink! Another issue my new favorite YouTube channel, Plumbing Made Easy, has assured me is extremely common but. Still. #RosenTheRiveter

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Feel like I’m just surrounded by idiots at this point..at my office…in my group chats..mainly the office but you know. the gc too

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Just willllllling someone to answer my calls to come repair my screen door

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I really do think AI was among us in 2005 when Johnny depp played Willy wonka and incidentally enough, i actually think that was one of his (“his”) best roles and i don’t mean that in an insulting way because whatever filter they used in that film like transfixes me. Like who..is that?

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I never feel more pathetic than when i get nervous to open an email. Like they cannot see me and yet sometimes i just want to peek through my hands at it

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Once again essentially rage baiting myself on Poshmark

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I think all fears are rational and the framing of any as an ‘irrational fear’ is hater energy!!!! Because mine is metal tape measures and i have very valid reasoning. T e r r i f i e s me.

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I hung a picture AND unclogged a sink this week, both all by myself, and you’d think I just built an addition on to my house, by myself, the way i feel so accomplished

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Aren’t we all just walking around with stains on our sweaters after all?

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Everyone on Poshmark can get fucked

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It feels like every app these days is an absolute mine field of ads and pop up shit. Like I’m just trying to access my PayPal, but here i am dodging credit card offers, declining god even knows what bullshit pop ups just to get to my home screen

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Ok what i need to be enacted immediately - these plastic pieces on clothing tags cease to exist and we replace them with cloth/string that is sourced from clothes otherwise doomed for landfills. A cloth string can hold a tag on just fine!

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Nothing like putting off sending an email for over two days that ultimately took me about 5 minutes to type out and send

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

All my other time is spent thinking of the word I’m trying to say at any given moment. And just describing it in very poorly worded round about ways

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I spend a lot of time thinking of what my subway take would be

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The rage that takes over my body at people trying to make their money back on SECOND HAND, USED ITEMS is second to none

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Have an inexplicable sore throat today…curious.

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Having dinner prepped before i even logged on to work this morning is something i truly never thought would be possible for me. Not even in my realm of possibilities. Albeit it’s a very easy dinner and i was 20 min late logging on, but neither of those things matter

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

My knock on vacuuming is that i just wish i could hear my AirPods more when i do it

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Excited to get a water table next summer

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Separately, this scene came to mind

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

This is small dick energy on top of micro dick energy. Go away! All of you!!!!!!

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Never thought I’d become someone with a strong preference between fage plain yogurt kinds. Plain 2%, not for me. Plain 5%? Big yes

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 16/06/2026

going into the goal has to feel so great for the ball

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The thing with baby proofing is that I’m nervous that i too am going to be proofed out of my cabinets and stuff

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This donut was so incredible I fear I’m going to be thinking about it for a long, long time

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Too much talky talky on this train ride

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

We throw the term ‘working mom’ around but ya just don’t hear ‘working dad’ quite as much..or ever.. It’s not as bad as baby whisperer but maybe we add this one to #list

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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

We all have days like this

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Love that so many of my followers are learning tonight that The Chainsmokers are real.

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Why have i moved on from obsessing over one $500 high chair to another $500 high chair

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hazeyvon.bsky.social @hazeyvon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I can’t wait until my daughter is old enough to ask me a million questions about fabrics the way i pester my mom about it 💕

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