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@hazelnym.bsky.social
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i, with my inflexible platonism, my fierce seeing of only one thing at a time: i ruled against the indefinite article.

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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i can't smash the like button on this any harder but by god i'm trying
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spotted this little visitor to my yard and heard @beardic.us saying "pollen pockets" in my head
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(it's already been a long week at work and it's only tuesday)
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my eyes are bleeding but today's basilisk is dead
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no lies detected
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not my worst culinary day (fish cakes made out of leftover grilled halibut from the weekend, and pasta with sauce made out of leftover grilled tomatoes from the weekend)
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
in love with this dedication to monospace typesetting: unsung.aresluna.org/i-just-chose...
unsung.aresluna.org
“I just chose words carefully.” – Unsung
A blog about software craft and quality
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
eggplant "unagi"don!
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
he's doing his best
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 10/08/2026
v1.130 is live! Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.
A screenshot demonstrating how to hide reposts from an individual user: Go to their profile, tap the three-dot icon at top right, and select "Hide reposts in feeds" from the drop-down menu.
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wow apparently this is the thunderclap that woke me up this morning
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🇰 is for kitty (she just found this under my fridge ... where it has been sitting unbeknownst to me for at least four years, courtesy of the previous owner)
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
jay has the impression down pat though, damn
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
giving me her best pepper impression after spending 15 minutes shamelessly trying to eat my steak
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
good job lydia ⭐
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
let's definitely keep sending me for a1c and hepatic function tests every 6-12 months despite FOURTEEN YEARS of results showing literally no liver or blood sugar problems at any point! maybe that's suddenly what's wrong this time!! just in case!!!!!
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
even if i do find yet another useless endocrinologist, it's not like they'll have an introductory 9-minute appointment available until late 2027 anyway, during which they'll tune me out while suggesting yoga and sending me for the same irrelevant labs that everyone else has
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
how'd i wind up in the universe where it is more time AND cost effective for me to place my own lab orders with a direct-to-consumer provider than it is to try to find an actual doctor
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the passage of time is homophobic
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
realizing that you starting your phd 23 years ago has made me wither into a pile of dust thanks
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
up enter
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my houseguest is cuter than yours
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
shot: i found the origins of the original mystery chaser: i found it because i was doing research while putting together a shitpost slide deck to troll my friends who were demanding a french philosophy lecture (selected slides included)
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
お好み焼き
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emma (scary) @emma.verycooldoma.in · 14/06/2026
this place could use a netsplit or two. keep all yall humble
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
s05e02 is the one! this is the only episode of tng i have watched
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a friend showed me this meme and i told them it was kind of funnier because i didn't understand the reference and then they made me watch the episode
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
she took a nap on me after this
a cute puppy, black with a few white splotches.
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
18chesapeake 🚂
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this typo brought to you by: staying up too late playing crunchy board games with old friends
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
starting up too late playing crunchy board games with old friends is bad for the body but good for the soul
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the best memes are nigh inscrutable
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
a miserable little pile of secrets
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
no take!! only
oversized throw
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
got accosted by a crazy road rage lady while trying to run some errands. cool cool cool cool cool
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
LOOK at them!!
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
november's marbled polecat illustration does not adequately convey just how cute they are
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
my chadō teacher told me to teach irekodate to our beginner students, and then i was too locked in to notice her taking some candid shots. it felt illegal to be in her spot!
a photo of me wearing a yukata, sitting seiza on a tatami mat, pointing while i explain something to a beginner student who is performing tea ceremony
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
trauma center!!
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE PLOT THICKENS?! (new graffiti down the block from my house)
graffiti that says "deleuze respire toujours"
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
overheard at the pharmacy old lady: the AI told me my medication would be ready on tuesday, but when i came, the pharmacy hadn't even received the prescription. could you help me not have that issue again? pharmacist, after a long pause: well, if i can speak frankly about that AI...
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_X8G...
music.youtube.com
Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra - Grown Man Cry (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Amanda Palmer
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
you're cute and fun to be around!! always have been
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
horror
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
flower smelling champion
the activate games leaderboard with my name in the #1 slot
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
come to chicago activate in the next 15 minutes for an ass kicking
photo of me. black dress, black stockings, black boots with heels.
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