improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i can't smash the like button on this any harder but by god i'm trying 010
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026spotted this little visitor to my yard and heard @beardic.us saying "pollen pockets" in my head 010
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(it's already been a long week at work and it's only tuesday) 012
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my eyes are bleeding but today's basilisk is dead 120
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026not my worst culinary day (fish cakes made out of leftover grilled halibut from the weekend, and pasta with sauce made out of leftover grilled tomatoes from the weekend) 030
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 01/09/2026in love with this dedication to monospace typesetting: unsung.aresluna.org/i-just-chose...unsung.aresluna.org“I just chose words carefully.” – UnsungA blog about software craft and quality 000
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improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 07/08/2026wow apparently this is the thunderclap that woke me up this morning 010
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 30/07/2026🇰 is for kitty (she just found this under my fridge ... where it has been sitting unbeknownst to me for at least four years, courtesy of the previous owner) 040
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 28/07/2026giving me her best pepper impression after spending 15 minutes shamelessly trying to eat my steak 121
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026let's definitely keep sending me for a1c and hepatic function tests every 6-12 months despite FOURTEEN YEARS of results showing literally no liver or blood sugar problems at any point! maybe that's suddenly what's wrong this time!! just in case!!!!! 020
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026even if i do find yet another useless endocrinologist, it's not like they'll have an introductory 9-minute appointment available until late 2027 anyway, during which they'll tune me out while suggesting yoga and sending me for the same irrelevant labs that everyone else has 110
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 25/07/2026how'd i wind up in the universe where it is more time AND cost effective for me to place my own lab orders with a direct-to-consumer provider than it is to try to find an actual doctor 130
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 23/07/2026realizing that you starting your phd 23 years ago has made me wither into a pile of dust thanks 220
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 14/07/2026shot: i found the origins of the original mystery chaser: i found it because i was doing research while putting together a shitpost slide deck to troll my friends who were demanding a french philosophy lecture (selected slides included) 020
Reposted by improper nounemma (scary) @emma.verycooldoma.in · 14/06/2026this place could use a netsplit or two. keep all yall humble 161
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/06/2026s05e02 is the one! this is the only episode of tng i have watched 100
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/06/2026a friend showed me this meme and i told them it was kind of funnier because i didn't understand the reference and then they made me watch the episode 130
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 02/06/2026this typo brought to you by: staying up too late playing crunchy board games with old friends 040
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 02/06/2026starting up too late playing crunchy board games with old friends is bad for the body but good for the soul 280
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/04/2026got accosted by a crazy road rage lady while trying to run some errands. cool cool cool cool cool 030
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 06/04/2026november's marbled polecat illustration does not adequately convey just how cute they are 110
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 03/04/2026my chadō teacher told me to teach irekodate to our beginner students, and then i was too locked in to notice her taking some candid shots. it felt illegal to be in her spot! 040
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 20/03/2026THE PLOT THICKENS?! (new graffiti down the block from my house) 110
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 19/03/2026overheard at the pharmacy old lady: the AI told me my medication would be ready on tuesday, but when i came, the pharmacy hadn't even received the prescription. could you help me not have that issue again? pharmacist, after a long pause: well, if i can speak frankly about that AI... 020
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 13/03/2026music.youtube.com/watch?v=_X8G...music.youtube.comAmanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra - Grown Man Cry (Lyric Video)YouTube video by Amanda Palmer 010
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026you're cute and fun to be around!! always have been 010
improper noun @hazelnym.bsky.social · 11/03/2026come to chicago activate in the next 15 minutes for an ass kicking 140