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Brian Boucheron

@beardic.us
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Technical writer living in the apple orchards outside of Rochester, NY. In my free time I noodle with cooking, JavaScript, and robots that draw. 🏠 boucheron.org/brian 💾 github.com/beardicus 🏛️ archive.org/details/@beardicus

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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 01/10/2026
@governor.ny.gov can we have this too plz? the SUNNY act is waiting for your signature. A9111C/S8512C in case you misplaced it... direct links: www.nysenate.gov/legislation/... www.nysenate.gov/legislation/...
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 29/09/2026
Everybody is saying the government should be in charge of dictionaries.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 29/09/2026
thankful that i for some reason do not experience secondhand embarrassment for these profoundly stupid and evil humans.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 21/09/2026
saw a baby (i think?) chipmunk this weekend. now you can see it too.
baby chipmunk, at the base of a tree, behind some leaves, trying to hide from a hairless omnivorous predator.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 18/09/2026
rochester / @typehigh.bsky.social letterpress spotted, must repost.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 17/09/2026
YES. GORGEOUS. ENGAGE WALLETS NAOW vvv v vv v vvvvvvv vvvvvv vvv vvvvvvvvvv vvvvv
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 14/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 13/09/2026
every parent knows you can't just do a quick mental 180 on your toddler like this. you're gonna have to slowly bribe him out of the position you've been bribing him into the past 3 years, sorry. try juice boxes and lollipops.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 03/09/2026
so are we doing "bromarchy" or "blowmarchy"? we need polls on here.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 30/08/2026
just checking in from the town of ontario, on the south shore of lake ontario. nothing exciting to report. lake is still here, town is unchanged, donald trump is still a giant garbage bag. carry on.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 27/06/2026
This is a welcome embrace of reality but please be aware: you do not, in fact, have to "hand it to" Dr. Joseph Fucking Mercola, who is a source of horse shit on so many topics beyond this particular one which he is now reluctantly correct about. Fuck this guy.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 24/06/2026
I really hope 404 doesn't end up going full-Zitron. This article is "fine" but... it's heading in that direction.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 08/06/2026
Keeping an eye out for tonight's boo event.
it's a USGS quake map zoomed into manhattan.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 01/06/2026
Big day for blorpy bird babies in buckets.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 18/05/2026
I hear he’s going to settle for two years of free credit monitoring. He’s just like us!
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 12/05/2026
the adult superpower children can never understand.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 28/04/2026
this is really going to mess with my zitrons per minute calculations.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 24/04/2026
Wondering how all the "HTML is not a programming language" guys are feeling about "Markdown is now a programming language". Probably handling it well.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 22/04/2026
happy earth day, earthlings. maybe it will happen today.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 21/04/2026
Also gone, for freedom: - mandatory tubby time - mandatory "warfighters must wash hands after using the restroom" signs - mandatory running water and flushable toilets
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 20/04/2026
Lots of very stupid “durr, big deal, cars exist” takes on this news here on the bloo skies. Is this anti-AI/anti-tech dementia? What, specifically, is your glitch?
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 15/04/2026
Critters 2. My babysitter showed it to me when I was maybe 8? I guess it kept my attention at least.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 15/04/2026
Every time you all enthusiastically skeet Zitron into my feed I take another look and then wonder what the fuck planet you are living on. Why read comforting lies for AI-haters when there are so many good and real reasons to hate AI!?
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 30/03/2026
Shit Sandwich now on the menu at The Pisscake Factory.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 24/03/2026
clicked through for Sharpie trolling, was not disappointed.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 16/03/2026
Welcome to second false spring, Rochester.
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Golan Levin @golan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm pleased to announce #Plottimation 1.0, a free online tool for automatically generating animated GIFs from casual photos of #penplotter frame-sheets! Live software: golanlevin.github.io/plottimation/ Source code: github.com/golanlevin/p... Demo video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXB...
Plottimation UI screenshot
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 13/03/2026
Welcome to second winter, Rochester.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 12/03/2026
very happy to reconnect with my weirdest friend @albertbirney.bsky.social on here, and to listen to his and @publicmechanics.bsky.social's latest album, which i am quite thoroughly enjoying whilst creating shareholder value today.
birney-willen.bandcamp.com
Landscapes, by Birney-Willen
10 track album
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Ariel Waldman @arielwaldman.com · 11/03/2026
Announcing: Coming to PBS on April 1! LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman is a visually striking science-driven nature series that reveals Earth’s ecosystems through radical shifts in scale—from microscopic wildlife to the planet’s most iconic species, and even the potential for life beyond Earth. 🧪🦠
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 07/03/2026
happy expensive gas summer to all the pickup trucks tailgating me.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 07/03/2026
writing software and touching computers mostly based on which companies have rejected my job applications. soon enough self-hosting will be my only option.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 07/03/2026
Welcome to first false spring, Rochester. #roc
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 27/02/2026
"I asked chatGPT" is the new "I had the weirdest dream last night". Instant eye glaze. Nothing that comes out of your mouth next will have any value to me.
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Ivano (somepx) @somepx.com · 20/02/2026
Sometimes you just need a solid, straightforward, monospace pixel font right? right?* something like this: somepx.itch.io/pixel-font-b... *I most certainly do, that's why I made this
BRIEF - Itch coverBRIEF - English pangramBRIEF - Deutsch pangramBRIEF - Turkish pangram
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 19/02/2026
"I bet the 'board' is spelled B O R E D."
It's a screenshot of Norm Macdonald and Courtney Thorne-Smith on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, where Norm says the movie _Chairman of the Board_ is spelled B O R E D.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 13/02/2026
i will give a crisp $10 bill to whomstever registers dillw.ad (available, $22 a year) and uses it as their bsky/atproto handle for a year. maybe stick an annoying clawdbot on it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 29/01/2026
If my mom started reposting this sort of nonsense I would take away her credit cards and lock down her iPad.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 26/01/2026
if you're running your own jetstream server, set JETSTREAM_WS_URL to one of the wss:// urls listed on firehose.network to try this out.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 22/01/2026
@archive.org mention, must repost.
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Richard B Colón 🇵🇷 @richardbcolon.com · 14/01/2026
📸 Last Week in Rochester NY 📍
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Dan Cederholm @simplebits.com · 13/01/2026
Our latest typeface, Clauthbound, is available now as a pre-release for Secret Club members! A gently-stressed display sans inspired by foil-stamped book covers that includes over 40 random icons. simplebits.com/notebook/cla...
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 07/01/2026
time to log in to work and make money for billionaires while they start wars, build child pornography businesses, stand up propaganda media machines, and destroy our planet... just another wednesday.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 01/01/2026
A new meaning for “life coach”.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 24/12/2025
you're telling me nobody wants to watch this guy have mouth diarrhea on the tee vee anymore? what a country.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 18/12/2025
waiting for the DemocracyWrapped.gov site to drop.
democracywrapped.gov
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 05/12/2025
brb, designing the goldiest, shiniest "Eat Shit, Donald Peace Prize" let's see what happens.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 05/12/2025
this is "series of tubes"-level nonsense.
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Brian Boucheron @beardic.us · 03/12/2025
til about @hackclub.com and that they have their own #PenPlotter? how have i missed this? blot.hackclub.com
blot.hackclub.com
Blot
Blot the plotter bot, from Hack Club.
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Jessica Rosenkrantz @nervousjessica.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Happy small biz Saturday! Consider gifting one of our mind bending wooden puzzles or intricate jewelry pieces n-e-r-v-o-u-s.com/shop. Here's a thread of gift ideas
20% off through 12/2/2025 with coupon code HOLIDAY20
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