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Hayley Ellis

@hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you probably shouldn’t be a doorman at Wetherspoons. linktr.ee/Hayles_ellis

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The Leadmill @theleadmill.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Silly Mare, the fantastic new show brought to you by @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social Catch Hayley performing at The Steamworks this Sunday! Last few tickets here: leadmill.co.uk/event/hayley...
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Underground Venues @undergroundvenues.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The marvellous @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social‬ returns to @buxtonfringe.bsky.social‬ with her brand new show SILLY MARE. Get your tickets while you can!
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Hayley Ellis: Silly Mare (Work In Progress) - Standup on the Fringe · Programme · Underground Venues at the Buxton Fringe
Hayley literally just celebrated her 35th birthday five years ago... now she's navigating middle age. Everyone agrees the middle is the most delicious part (excluding donuts, avocados and plane…
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Underground Venues @undergroundvenues.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Here it comes - print for @buxtonfringe.bsky.social 2025 is starting to arrive with @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social takes first place! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/hayley...
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why does this look like a still from an episode of Eastenders
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Slow news day
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Me at the end of every action film "how they gonna explain all that to the police?"
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It's like my Mum doesn't want me to visit
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Solving a riddle on The Traitors #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Charlotte's the sort of person who would be the banker in Monopoly #TheTraitorsUK
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just swallowed the note in a fortune cookie. Ffs
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
A bird food advert that also looks like a can't pay well take it away promo shot
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
My reflection in the kettle watching me try and drink 2 litres of water a day hoping it will make a difference
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Paul Coleman @paulcoleman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Looking forward to the inevitable spin off “celebrity fake log fire”.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me playing on my nephews VR Christmas Day
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Biggest question of Home Alone is why Uncle Frank keeps getting invited away.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Didn't need to see an advert for Dr Pimple popper as I'm eating Camembert
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Your partners response to the joint presents you've bought at Christmas when someone doesn't like the gift.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
🎶Holidays are coming.. holidays are coming🎶
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Is it normal to have a "little sit down" every 5 minutes after doing something
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Watching your partner open up the Christmas present you bought for them that's really for you.
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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hayley’s new tour is on sale now! hayleyellis.com/silly-mare-t...
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HAYLEY ELLIS
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
❤️❤️
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
🚨 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 My new tour "Silly Mare” is now on sale* * (majority of the dates anyway, some to follow) This is going to be my daftest and best show yet and I can't wait for you all to see it. Ticket link in comments below.🎟️ Pic (c) Andy Hollingworth Poster Design: Will Andrews
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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My show Bobby Dazzler is currently on More4 and starts on More4 + 1 at 12:05 if you have such channels.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Can't wait when my kid is all grown up to show her this first photo of her and a socially distanced Santa. He was that far away they shot the picture in panoramic mode.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Geri Halliwell is gonna have to rejoin the spice girls. Imagine having to wash all your clothes on a 60 Degree wash because you only wear white. Woman's got some water bills.
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Celebrity fitness videos
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Another Home Alone reboot #imaceleb
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
❤️❤️
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The woman at Gregg Wallace's gym waiting for him to have a swim whilst the rest of the gym is closed
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Reading texts over the age of 30
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@haylesellis.bsky.social why you pretending to be me? I have an overdraft and a car on finance. Go and pretend to be Elon Musk or something
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Hayley Ellis @hayleyelliscomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The grabber machine in Blackpool Everytime I try and get a toy #wicked
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