Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026I am finally past the career milestone where someone offers to share my work with me. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026"Safety First," says Maryland SHA as they leave every guardrail terminal broken. Larry Hogan, I hope you're proud of your legacy. 001 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026I don't know how many times Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez has to flush before people stop doubting her. www.npr.org/2026/10/11/nx-s1-596869… 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Oh look the exit from the ConRac is an undivided 4-lane road. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Nothing makes you appreciate transit like flying into BWI and trying to leave in a rental car. 100 1
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦MinmiTheDino @minmi.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026There is no one on gods green earth more invigorated than a toddler who barfed 5 minutes ago 022 2
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Why is it an impossible task for humanity to leave public restrooms clean? 001 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026My brain is offline for maintenance. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026I have fraternal twin cousins. Everyone in the family always refers to them collectively as [Boy name] & [Girl name]. So I deliberately do the opposite. #AITA? 000 0
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦eepy august [0x08] 🏳️⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot 925105 105
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026@ingalls Hope there's a sidewalk 😬 100 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026@ingalls looks like you already knocked out the scary ones. 😬 Enjoy your remaining residential street cruises and trots. 100 1
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦International Cargo Bike Festival @cargobikefest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝. 𝚃𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛. What 7,300+ tracked deliveries in Brussels tell us about cargo bikes versus delivery vans: 👇 29229 92
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026@ohmu We keep windows open and have good fresh air so it happens less often here. Don't think flu -- no fever or muscle aches -- but not COVID. I just feel bleugh no real symptoms, fortunately. He's still congested a week in. But he seems prone to sinus infections like I am. 😭 001 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/20268.5 mi and 2500 calories later only one Karen mother accosted me after a game so that was... Still pretty shitty actually, but the last game every was super chill and realized that youth soccer should center the youth. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Today I will be spending 6 hours refereeing 3 youth soccer games. There are three more games that don't have a referee, because not enough people feel that $50 is enough compensation for 90 minutes of being yelled at by coaches and parents. 101 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Ain't it grand what bus lanes can do? theneedling.com/2026/09/10/mayor-wi…theneedling.comMayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic FasterBusiness leaders across the city came together today to accuse Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson of being a witch after somehow making both a bus route and car traffic on one of the city’s busiest streets faster at the same time. “Witchcraft is literally the only way adding a bus-only lane on Denny Way could benefit […] 102 2
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026@ingallswx.com when can we expect the wind to die down? This is the back of Candy Mt. Is it time to cut down those trees in front of my house near the Snyder boat launch? 😬 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026This girl has only ever played goalie before. She got trucked her first play and arguably the ref should've played advantage. Her other sport is wrestling. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026@ingalls That doesn't sound fun. In other news, 6,000 people didn't show up for Tuesday girls varsity. 001 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026@ingalls I've been to Stanfield a few times last fall after riding the Echo MTB trails and ... It ain't a big place. But a little pub in town does an amazing burger & fries, especially if you've just ridden through 1800 calories and a gallon of water. 100 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026@ingalls Hermiston has two or three clubs with high school teams. The clubs draw from wider than the city itself. High school soccer is spring, so it's possible to recruit kickers if the team practices after school. 😃 But maybe only freshmen are foolhardy enough to try, and with higher poverty […]mastodon.onlineOriginal post on mastodon.online 100 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026@ingalls The teams need to recruit soccer players to kick. Two kids on my kid's U15 soccer team kick for their high school and one is better than the Varsity kicker and might start kicking for Varsity as a freshman. 100 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025@EverydayMoggie Alas, the corporate overlord controls my tech stack 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2025@ai6yr frame bag it is, then 😆 100 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025@spacelizard Oh, yeah Orbea makes some nice ebikes, there was one for sale near here last year that I really didn't need but it was so cool, step through, internally-geared hub, upgraded with a suspension seatpost. They definitely understand the city biking assignment. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2025🧵 6/6 I'm still not done whining about how someone signed their kid up for a bike class when the kid cannot yet ride a bike. I was able to borrow a tandem so he could participate. At the skate park, some teenagers asked if they could borrow it. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2025🧵 4/? After Dairy Queen, we biked to the skatepark. The kids got a basic safety briefing and had to demonstrate a good "ready position" before being turned loose. 010 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2025🧵 2/? While we're at the bus station we also visit the bike repair station and the bike racks. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025Please enjoy the photo of Maple the retired K-9 in a beekeeping suit. #dogs She is using her sniffing superpowers to detect bacteria in beehives, and looking mighty stylish in the process. msutoday.msu.edu/news/2025/07/buzz-…msutoday.msu.eduBuzz-worthy: Spartan research saves the beesResearchers, veterinarians and even a retired K-9 are part of MSU’s mission to protect pollinators and educate future scientists. 002 2
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025Not sure who's gonna win between my grown self and the strong compulsion to go tell my mom it's raining. #DesertLife 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2025I chose chaos this morning and sat backwards on my cheap saddle chair and it's so much more comfortable. ergonomictrends.com/saddle-chairs-b…ergonomictrends.comSaddle Chairs Benefits and Drawbacks ExplainedThere’s a reason why saddle stools are so popular in dental offices and beauty salons. Find out the benefits and drawbacks of a saddle chair for your health. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2025My mom just asked my kid if he wants to do something "just now," and I had to explain to her that he has no idea what that means. www.goodthingsguy.com/fun/now-now-j…goodthingsguy.com 000 0
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦Schiffskatze @katzenschiff.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025/o\ thedailytism.com/every-parents-wors…thedailytism.comEvery parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician Liz McHodge, 45, explained, “The causes of NSD are not yet fully understood. Some people... 001 1
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2025[Weight Loss Culture vs. Lifting] 🧵 2/3 Me: When you lose weight, you lose muscle with the fat, so if you try and lose weight while lifting you don't get stronger. Mom: Well, if you stopped eating the bad stuff it would help. Me: What bad stuff? Mom: Well, you had that carrot cake yesterday [my […]mastodon.onlineOriginal post on mastodon.online 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2025@bikepedantic.bsky.social It would've actually made a pretty great case study for the EDC-5 STEP thing albeit a few years late. Alas, our traffic engineer is over-worked and under-resourced and doesn't have time for those shenanigans. Maybe I should offer to write a paper for TRB for him. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025@LabSpokane Fuck Idaho. “modern-day sporting” weapons = assault rifles. My friend who works for the EPA told me years ago that they aren't allowed to drive Government plated-vehicles when they visit the Idaho panhandle because people shoot at them. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2025PLOT TWIST! There will be a whole new committee structure. But no subcommittees and hopefully all new chairs and members. Ha! Breaking news really is a rollercoaster. 4/4 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2025One Hundred And Seventy-Seven Transportation Research Board committees are gone. But before you shed a tear about this, let me drop some other knowledge. Nine out of Ten committee chairs were white men. This number represents "progress." The committee structure was a good-old-boys club. You […]mastodon.onlineOriginal post on mastodon.online 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2025@petes_bread_eqn_xls I'd never heard of a Sloane Ranger. While my grandfather and uncle were coalminers, my mom moved to the colonies before the term was coined. When I lived in England it was in London, not her northern home town, and I had a professional degree and had lived a life of […]mastodon.onlineOriginal post on mastodon.online 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2025He obviously misspoke, and to be fair, it's really great what unincorporated Clark County NV has been doing for comprehensive safety analysis to improve safe access to schools, focusing on middle schoolers. 000 0
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2025@NNN I'm gonna go with yes. 000 0