Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026"Safety First," says Maryland SHA as they leave every guardrail terminal broken. Larry Hogan, I hope you're proud of your legacy. 001
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026I don't know how many times Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez has to flush before people stop doubting her. www.npr.org/2026/10/11/nx-s1-596869… 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Nothing makes you appreciate transit like flying into BWI and trying to leave in a rental car. 100
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦MinmiTheDino @minmi.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026There is no one on gods green earth more invigorated than a toddler who barfed 5 minutes ago 022
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Why is it an impossible task for humanity to leave public restrooms clean? 001
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026My brain is offline for maintenance. 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026I have fraternal twin cousins. Everyone in the family always refers to them collectively as [Boy name] & [Girl name]. So I deliberately do the opposite. #AITA? 000
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦eepy august [0x08] 🏳️⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot 925104
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦International Cargo Bike Festival @cargobikefest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝. 𝚃𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛. What 7,300+ tracked deliveries in Brussels tell us about cargo bikes versus delivery vans: 👇 29231
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Today I will be spending 6 hours refereeing 3 youth soccer games. There are three more games that don't have a referee, because not enough people feel that $50 is enough compensation for 90 minutes of being yelled at by coaches and parents. 101
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Ain't it grand what bus lanes can do? theneedling.com/2026/09/10/mayor-wi…theneedling.comMayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic FasterBusiness leaders across the city came together today to accuse Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson of being a witch after somehow making both a bus route and car traffic on one of the city’s busiest streets faster at the same time. “Witchcraft is literally the only way adding a bus-only lane on Denny Way could benefit […] 102
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026@ingallswx.com when can we expect the wind to die down? This is the back of Candy Mt. Is it time to cut down those trees in front of my house near the Snyder boat launch? 😬 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026This girl has only ever played goalie before. She got trucked her first play and arguably the ref should've played advantage. Her other sport is wrestling. 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Some tips for parents in youth sports: 1. Learn the rules, esp. a fair vs foul challenge. 2. Teach your kid. Games are more fun when they flow. 3. The referees are human, only have 2 eyes, located on the front of the head. This is why higher leagues use more than one at a time. 4. Don't like […]mastodon.onlineOriginal post on mastodon.online 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025Please enjoy the photo of Maple the retired K-9 in a beekeeping suit. #dogs She is using her sniffing superpowers to detect bacteria in beehives, and looking mighty stylish in the process. msutoday.msu.edu/news/2025/07/buzz-…msutoday.msu.eduBuzz-worthy: Spartan research saves the beesResearchers, veterinarians and even a retired K-9 are part of MSU’s mission to protect pollinators and educate future scientists. 002
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2025Not sure who's gonna win between my grown self and the strong compulsion to go tell my mom it's raining. #DesertLife 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2025I chose chaos this morning and sat backwards on my cheap saddle chair and it's so much more comfortable. ergonomictrends.com/saddle-chairs-b…ergonomictrends.comSaddle Chairs Benefits and Drawbacks ExplainedThere’s a reason why saddle stools are so popular in dental offices and beauty salons. Find out the benefits and drawbacks of a saddle chair for your health. 000
Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦 @hayiwena.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2025My mom just asked my kid if he wants to do something "just now," and I had to explain to her that he has no idea what that means. www.goodthingsguy.com/fun/now-now-j…goodthingsguy.com 000
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦Schiffskatze @katzenschiff.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025/o\ thedailytism.com/every-parents-wors…thedailytism.comEvery parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician Liz McHodge, 45, explained, “The causes of NSD are not yet fully understood. Some people... 001
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦Sara @sarae.ecoevo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2025I also want to observe, as I continue to think about this: during the first Trump administration, this was one of the big things I did personally to deal with the badness around me I made an American institution better I was a Scoutmaster from 2018-21, and for both years that I was in the top […]ecoevo.socialOriginal post on ecoevo.social 001
Reposted by Velocipedestrienne 🇿🇦Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2025Destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in many parts of the world. You should try it! mastodon.social/@tofugolem/11383421… #twittermastodon.socialTofu Golem (@tofugolem@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image Destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a wholesome and endearing activity. Dear South Koreans, Never stop being awesome. 017