Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I know the bar I was in the other night was truly a Straight Bar™️ because they had gendered their two identical locking single stall bathrooms 030
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’m not watching Euphoria S3 because I don’t want to encourage him, but I am enjoying the angry posts 020
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Horror movie of the year so far for me that will be hard to unseat boxd.it/elZI3Lboxd.itA ★★★★★ review of Obsession (2025)A real and earnest five stars, rating NOT for weight. Horribly, authentically tense. Features in a landscape you can see a mile down the road but are no less dreadful to approach. But what makes it s... 100
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026for all your Nine Inch Nails/Noize pointless argument needs open.spotify.com/playlist/5dc...open.spotify.comNine Inch Debate Noize 010
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Aurora Borealis?? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within the Nine Inch Nails main stage??? 0101
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026But sometimes? A movie is not good. If you cannot lock in you may start playing Rewrite in your head, or the sillier Fanfiction. It happens. But I also suggest the games Where is the Camera, What is Everyone Wearing, and What Did They Want Us to Feel to try and stay engaged. 021
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026And it can be HARD to do that. On top of the distraction issue, we are so conditioned to have Takes and Understand that we can get in our own way very easily. You can also be in a weird headspace, etc, it is a skill to tune to radio static. But TRY to let every film teach you how to watch it. 121
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Sometimes you get swept up in it and only start to have thoughts after, sometimes thoughts come to you throughout, sometimes you only get Feelings, which is not shallow engagement but one of the most powerful viewing experiences you can have. The goal is to sit with, be in, what a film IS. 121
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My short answer to this is “tune your brain to radio static.” You don’t want your brain Off, but you also don’t want a particular voice in your head. Start open, undirected. Let the frequency come through. 173
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025HUGE line out the door at the movie theater. No visible divisions. Gal at the end of the line asks if I’m here for HOME ALONE general admission. I thought all of these children were here to see KILL BILL 052
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I don’t do star wars anymore. TROS freed me of my curse (Andor notwithstanding) but this could have earned so much goodwill from me I need some Disney social media scraper to pull these posts. Bob Iger. Lucasfilm. Shareholder value 160
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Everyone on twitter is losing their minds, the unity is incredible. Imagine passing on a finished script starring Adam Driver from the director of OCEAN’S ELEVEN 150
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half 1130
Reposted by ArloMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT” 1864778
Reposted by ArloNew York Magazine @nymag.com · 08/04/2025Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’vulture.com‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’ 063
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me 2100
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024he could be anyone at this point. like the titular Thing from The Thing 010
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024we've seen three different guys at this point, each photo hotter and cooler than the last 161
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Oh my god actually he’s STILL playing Nate Jacobs. Godspeed to you big long man 010
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Also, for the record, I do really like Elordi as an actor. I just don’t like him for Bateman! He already played Nate Jacobs! 110
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Wuthering Heights was the first book I ever consciously disliked as a kid, but American Psycho rearranged my brain as a youth in an unsalvagable way. These are equally classic books in my mind 110
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me 130
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024One batch of samples inexplicably sent me Penguin by Zoologist in addition to the ones I did ask for, and I ADORE it. What a nice surprise 120
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange 170
Reposted by Arlorax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024[PITCH MEETING] FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture ME: (hand shoots up in excitement) EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’ ME: (lowers hand) 1251653
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024From the discussion at the beginning of the episode I’m not convinced they aren’t trolling us with an hour of silence etc at the end 110
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I have never been catholic, but according to my mother when I was a wee babe I would sit and watch the Catholic Channel™️ on tv absolutely enraptured. What can I say, I've always had an eye for opulence and drama. Anyway go see Conclave (2024) 140
Reposted by ArloJane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral 1020115
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented. 0130
Reposted by Arlo😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite: 224739
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Has anyone done a fitzier TLHOD au? It’s not an idea for me but someone should have it. Frank as the envoy. Fitzjames as the ambiguous politicking type who he comes to trust and care for. Sledging. Ice. You know the deal. 110
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes 230
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024if u see me crossposting and repeating from twitter…… that’s right 0100
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/202411:30am HERETIC……… organically waking up early is so powerful…….. 050