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Arlo

@haxan.bsky.social
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Legitimate witch king. Monsters, horror, sci-fi, film studies. Good stuff, weird vibes, great oldies. 30s/they/noble dog jester

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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know the bar I was in the other night was truly a Straight Bar™️ because they had gendered their two identical locking single stall bathrooms
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m not watching Euphoria S3 because I don’t want to encourage him, but I am enjoying the angry posts
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I see Sam Levinson has done it again……
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
hello?????????
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Horror movie of the year so far for me that will be hard to unseat boxd.it/elZI3L
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A ★★★★★ review of Obsession (2025)
A real and earnest five stars, rating NOT for weight.  Horribly, authentically tense. Features in a landscape you can see a mile down the road but are no less dreadful to approach. But what makes it s...
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Coming here because I need to post publicly about Obsession.
Nikki Obsession smiling having a nice time, only a little blood on her
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
for all your Nine Inch Nails/Noize pointless argument needs open.spotify.com/playlist/5dc...
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Nine Inch Debate Noize
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Aurora Borealis?? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within the Nine Inch Nails main stage???
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
But sometimes? A movie is not good. If you cannot lock in you may start playing Rewrite in your head, or the sillier Fanfiction. It happens. But I also suggest the games Where is the Camera, What is Everyone Wearing, and What Did They Want Us to Feel to try and stay engaged.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
And it can be HARD to do that. On top of the distraction issue, we are so conditioned to have Takes and Understand that we can get in our own way very easily. You can also be in a weird headspace, etc, it is a skill to tune to radio static. But TRY to let every film teach you how to watch it.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sometimes you get swept up in it and only start to have thoughts after, sometimes thoughts come to you throughout, sometimes you only get Feelings, which is not shallow engagement but one of the most powerful viewing experiences you can have. The goal is to sit with, be in, what a film IS.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My short answer to this is “tune your brain to radio static.” You don’t want your brain Off, but you also don’t want a particular voice in your head. Start open, undirected. Let the frequency come through.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
HUGE line out the door at the movie theater. No visible divisions. Gal at the end of the line asks if I’m here for HOME ALONE general admission. I thought all of these children were here to see KILL BILL
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The one reading this 😌
Article headline featured on Apple News: The most dangerous kind of narcissist
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hope he recovers quickly and fully!! ❤️
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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My Letterboxd review, Bugonia: Very sad. Loved everything up to the end which did not hit as I hoped it would, but certainly did not flop. A real grinding despair that slips into the feeling of latex a little too nicely and sets the conclusion at a remove. May feel differently on a second watch. Looks incredible. The black and white sequences are possibly my favorite of the year. Really deeply grateful I didn't have to talk to anyone afterwards. Go alone.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I don’t do star wars anymore. TROS freed me of my curse (Andor notwithstanding) but this could have earned so much goodwill from me I need some Disney social media scraper to pull these posts. Bob Iger. Lucasfilm. Shareholder value
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Everyone on twitter is losing their minds, the unity is incredible. Imagine passing on a finished script starring Adam Driver from the director of OCEAN’S ELEVEN
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
There is no succinct way to give you context, so I won’t
John Mulaney raising his hand to say “I think Paul Allen is a lesbian”
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT”
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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 08/04/2025
Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
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‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’
Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
America is collapsing but the pop music is popping, so
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
he could be anyone at this point. like the titular Thing from The Thing
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
we've seen three different guys at this point, each photo hotter and cooler than the last
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
NYPD release new photos of alleged shooter
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oh my god actually he’s STILL playing Nate Jacobs. Godspeed to you big long man
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Also, for the record, I do really like Elordi as an actor. I just don’t like him for Bateman! He already played Nate Jacobs!
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wuthering Heights was the first book I ever consciously disliked as a kid, but American Psycho rearranged my brain as a youth in an unsalvagable way. These are equally classic books in my mind
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
One batch of samples inexplicably sent me Penguin by Zoologist in addition to the ones I did ask for, and I ADORE it. What a nice surprise
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’ve got great news :)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
[PITCH MEETING] FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture ME: (hand shoots up in excitement) EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’ ME: (lowers hand)
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
From the discussion at the beginning of the episode I’m not convinced they aren’t trolling us with an hour of silence etc at the end
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Happy birthday!!!!!!! ❤️❤️
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
seen today
Fortune cookie fortune on a street pole: 
We are god
we are dead
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have never been catholic, but according to my mother when I was a wee babe I would sit and watch the Catholic Channel™️ on tv absolutely enraptured. What can I say, I've always had an eye for opulence and drama. Anyway go see Conclave (2024)
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
influencing more people to see conclave
the young pope in full pope-wear and cool shades
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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite:
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@williefitz.bsky.social
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you-your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
Jul 4, 2023 at 12:15 am
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I’m putting it on the board!!!!!!
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Has anyone done a fitzier TLHOD au? It’s not an idea for me but someone should have it. Frank as the envoy. Fitzjames as the ambiguous politicking type who he comes to trust and care for. Sledging. Ice. You know the deal.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes
They sledgin (the terror 2018)
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
if u see me crossposting and repeating from twitter…… that’s right
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
11:30am HERETIC……… organically waking up early is so powerful……..
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
oh my god shrimp and grits
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