Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I know the bar I was in the other night was truly a Straight Bar™️ because they had gendered their two identical locking single stall bathrooms 030
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026for all your Nine Inch Nails/Noize pointless argument needs open.spotify.com/playlist/5dc...open.spotify.comNine Inch Debate Noize 010
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Aurora Borealis?? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within the Nine Inch Nails main stage??? 0101
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My short answer to this is “tune your brain to radio static.” You don’t want your brain Off, but you also don’t want a particular voice in your head. Start open, undirected. Let the frequency come through. 173
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025HUGE line out the door at the movie theater. No visible divisions. Gal at the end of the line asks if I’m here for HOME ALONE general admission. I thought all of these children were here to see KILL BILL 052
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half 1130
Reposted by ArloMr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT” 1864778
Reposted by ArloNew York Magazine @nymag.com · 08/04/2025Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’vulture.com‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’ 063
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me 2100
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me 130
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange 170
Reposted by Arlorax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024[PITCH MEETING] FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture ME: (hand shoots up in excitement) EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’ ME: (lowers hand) 1251653
Reposted by ArloJane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral 1020115
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented. 0130
Reposted by Arlo😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite: 224739
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes 230
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024if u see me crossposting and repeating from twitter…… that’s right 0100
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/202411:30am HERETIC……… organically waking up early is so powerful…….. 050
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Hate having to start over. I will never reach these twitter numbers again :( Anyway do NOT try me. my hand is swift and my aim is true 1140
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Doing Church Movie Sunday pt 2 tomorrow with Heretic. No pope election in this one I think but they can’t all be Conclave 030
Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023technically i only worked one day this week but i need this weekend so bad 120