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Arlo

@haxan.bsky.social
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Legitimate witch king. Monsters, horror, sci-fi, film studies. Good stuff, weird vibes, great oldies. 30s/they/noble dog jester

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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know the bar I was in the other night was truly a Straight Bar™️ because they had gendered their two identical locking single stall bathrooms
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I see Sam Levinson has done it again……
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Coming here because I need to post publicly about Obsession.
Nikki Obsession smiling having a nice time, only a little blood on her
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
for all your Nine Inch Nails/Noize pointless argument needs open.spotify.com/playlist/5dc...
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Nine Inch Debate Noize
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Aurora Borealis?? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within the Nine Inch Nails main stage???
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My short answer to this is “tune your brain to radio static.” You don’t want your brain Off, but you also don’t want a particular voice in your head. Start open, undirected. Let the frequency come through.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
HUGE line out the door at the movie theater. No visible divisions. Gal at the end of the line asks if I’m here for HOME ALONE general admission. I thought all of these children were here to see KILL BILL
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The one reading this 😌
Article headline featured on Apple News: The most dangerous kind of narcissist
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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My Letterboxd review, Bugonia: Very sad. Loved everything up to the end which did not hit as I hoped it would, but certainly did not flop. A real grinding despair that slips into the feeling of latex a little too nicely and sets the conclusion at a remove. May feel differently on a second watch. Looks incredible. The black and white sequences are possibly my favorite of the year. Really deeply grateful I didn't have to talk to anyone afterwards. Go alone.
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
There is no succinct way to give you context, so I won’t
John Mulaney raising his hand to say “I think Paul Allen is a lesbian”
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT”
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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 08/04/2025
Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
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‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’
Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
America is collapsing but the pop music is popping, so
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
NYPD release new photos of alleged shooter
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
[PITCH MEETING] FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture ME: (hand shoots up in excitement) EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’ ME: (lowers hand)
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
seen today
Fortune cookie fortune on a street pole: 
We are god
we are dead
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
influencing more people to see conclave
the young pope in full pope-wear and cool shades
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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite:
willie • 5d
@williefitz.bsky.social
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you-your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes
They sledgin (the terror 2018)
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
if u see me crossposting and repeating from twitter…… that’s right
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
11:30am HERETIC……… organically waking up early is so powerful……..
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Me @ myself: no more black t-shirts Rucking Fotten:
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Hate having to start over. I will never reach these twitter numbers again :( Anyway do NOT try me. my hand is swift and my aim is true
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Doing Church Movie Sunday pt 2 tomorrow with Heretic. No pope election in this one I think but they can’t all be Conclave
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
What other foods should I put squid ink into?
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
HHRRUUGHHRRHHUUUHHHHGRRRRGGGGGG
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
technically i only worked one day this week but i need this weekend so bad
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Arlo @haxan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
me moving to bluesky
demons, witches taking flight. HÄXAN (1922)
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