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Greg Lastname

@hawkward27.bsky.social
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Here for Seahawks and mariners content and whatever makes me laugh. Cannot be held accountable for stream of thought posts during Seahawks games. MAGA can go fuck themselves. Only good nazi is a dead Nazi.

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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 4h
Greenlaw suspended one game. 😂
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What a Dumb-Ass Reaction
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 20h
Watching other teams elite running backs.
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Longing
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 20h
He is so good.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20h
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 20h
Might watch just to see if it shows wicker peen.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 20h
What a catch.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 21h
I really don’t understand the chilis chicken sandwich commercial. Why put yourself in the same category as a fast food chain? Being a chain like Chili’s, the bare minimum should be better than fast food.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 21h
Sacks on RBs/WRs should only count as half.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 21h
Or if he can keep up the pace. Honestly I hope he does great for a long time…just not against the Seahawks.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 21h
That’s the thing keeping me halfway sane. They have the ability to clean it up and get right.
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 22h
oh fuck the Seahawks play Thursday???
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Oh yeah. There is more fuckery to be seen later this week.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
It wouldn’t take much to convince me that the falcons stadium is a gateway to hell.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Oh good….collinsworth.
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Man Jumps Out of Window
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
It kinda makes that gameplay make more sense.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Too many “ifs” in that game.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Gently reminding myself that it’s only the fifth week of the season while also hating football.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Or against teams like the commanders. So frustrating.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Like a turd full of peanuts.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Offense needs to get their shit together. You can’t fucking play like that, especially against a divisional rival.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t fuck up so god damn much and put yourself in this position.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
I’m doing dishes with the redzone TD recap on the tv. I think this is mentally healthy for me right now.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 22h
Mentally preparing myself for a heartbreaking interception/fumble.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
That’s fucking annoying.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
If Tim Brady got laryngitis I wouldn’t hate it.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
For fucks sake.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Purdy, Purdy, Purdy, bad.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Annoyingly so.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Oh Herbert.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Did Herbert just catch his own pass mid sack?
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
He must have eaten a nightshade before the game.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Nix channeled his inner Peyton Manning with that scramble attempt.
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 23h
Greenlaw posting through it. You headbutt a dude on the sideline who wasn't wearing a helmet after delivering a late hit to a QB. What do you expect, my good bitch?
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 23h
Image of Ichiro in a road Mariners uniform, wearing shades beneath his navy ball cap. White words in Lucia Handwriting font reads below, "'Who the f--- is Tom Brady?' - Ichiro."
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Info that I have included in my bio.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
JSN is good. Sorry, I don’t mean to be controversial.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
It’s impressive it’s still so close. Just hope the fourth quarter D from the last couple of weeks doesn’t show up.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
I’ll be happy and annoyed at the same time. I’m a complicated man.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 23h
Pixie wants outside.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m watching redzone, so I haven’t completely unplugged.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had to turn it off.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shit throw.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The fuckery has been at epic levels this game.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In my anger, I neglected to notice that.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let’s try not to fuck this up too badly.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cut every running back.
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How fucking stupid.
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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fuck starlink
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tackle!
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Greg Lastname @hawkward27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pick six would be a nice pick me up.
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