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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

@n-in-out.bsky.social If your CEO gets in on this burger product review and he DOESN'T shove the entire burger in his face like a rabid beast I will be *very* disappointed.

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Be me, sitting in our driveway in @concaveusurper.bsky.social's car, after raiding a gas station for hostess goodies. I have selected the ding dongs. She offers me a chocolate donette, I turn her down. This bitch. Looks at me. And then. She offers me a tra-la-la. I proceed to choke.

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Me, being handed a dirty diet Pepsi and noticing it's served in a purple coca cola glass: You know this summons demons right? Corporate ones. My sister, shrugging: I just wanted to try it in a fancy glass. My roommate: Ì̴͚͉͇̾͝a̶̘͓̙̠̓̄̕͝ ̷̛̫͎̩̣̈́͗i̸̭̭̯̠̝͙͛͝a̵̳̲̤̳̮̱͂͌̏̍̽͛,̵̢͙̟̉̽̆̚͜ ̷̢͈̯̺̓c̵̳͉̗̭̍͐͊̿͜ó̷͎͙̒̾̄̌k̶̩̜̠̰̜̏́͌̑͌e̸̙̊̄ ̷̝̓̒̈́z̸̧̝̪̻̤͓̋̄ē̵̲̫̥̯̗͙̕r̵̛͔̆̀͜͠ơ̸̠͖͊̽̚ ̷̧̭̬̬̗́̅f̴̮̤̣̳̀͜͝t̴͉͛a̸̭͗̎̓̃̉͝ĝ̸̳̤͗̈a̶̢̱̠͇͇͛̎̏̂̕͠ͅn!̶̘͕̎̀͒̈́̂̐ͅ Me, laughing: SHuT UP!!

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

so I'm sitting in the Laundromat and my clothes just summed up my fkn life rn

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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Fledgling (2/14)

Part two of Fledgling. The oriole chick siblings are discussing in the background "Did you know we're orange from all the fruit we eat?" "I know all the same facts that you do" Meanwhile, Fledgling thinks to herself "I need to meet other birds". She starts climbing up the wall of the nest with a 'hup!'. Her head pokes above the top of the nest and she is squinting hard. "There's absolutely no reason for it to be this bright".

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Hey @jasonkpargin.bsky.social , my friend @concaveusurper.bsky.social just broke down how weird it is to advertise new TV's on TV. Thoughts please?? Because it really is!

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Kat @concaveusurper.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

This just in: Deep Dish is now the official pizza of the Vatican, all other pizza is banned.

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

So I'm watching @concaveusurper.bsky.social play this farming sim called Coral Island and I swear about 80% of the men are just different flavors of Markiplier. Am I losing it?? Y'all can see this, right??

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Presidents Day. How many are rolling at 10k rpm in their graves you think? We could probably harness that in some sort of energy thing right?

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Y'all being sick with a sinus bug is the worst- tried to clear it up with buldak noodles and it only gave me half an hour of relief where I could breathe through my nose. I will pay for this dearly later on.

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Me and @concaveusurper.bsky.social : Kat: "How could you not recognize Justin Timberlake!?" Me: "Dude, THAT was Justin Timberlake!?" "Yeah!" *She shows me picture* Me: "He looks like a discount Hugh Jackman." Kat: *loses it*

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

Retweet to save an artist's life

Various reference photo poses of someone holding a bottle, showing difficult to draw angles

Various reference photo poses of someone gesturing with their hand palm up, showing difficult to draw angles

Various reference photo poses of someone holding forks and spoons as one would use to eat, showing difficult to draw angles

Various reference photo poses of hands of all different poses showing difficult to draw angles, like holding a door frame or grasping a ball or doing up a zipper or just resting on a table

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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

UNOWN COOL S

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Breakfast of champeons. Habby butterkek season everybodies

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

You know that feeling when you manage to shift money around your accounts in order to pay your bills on time and come up with a whole dollar and some change left until payday next week?

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

So there's like a thing called "streaming" that I'm gonna be doing more often. Also I guess there's been some sightings of me on a few podcasts? Wild.

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Hawk McBlade @hawkmcblade.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

FIRST! That's how this works, right?

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