hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026so ya know that thing where your body jolts hard suddenly when your falling asleep? yea, my fuckin brick of a phone was in my hand an nailed me right in the face 😖🙃 011
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026glad to see the unemployment gaming industry is still alive and well 🥰 010
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thats fine, we have drugs for that!! we're running a deal, buy one vaginoplasty full price, get one half off for a friend as a free bonus, we'll drive by and tranq' em to make their transport more peaceful! ⁽ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵇᵒⁿᵘˢ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵍᵒᵗᶦᵃᵇˡᵉ⁾ 000
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026mf i was blissfully omw to being full of soup and i managed to dip my hair in the soup TWICE during the process 😭 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 28/06/2026maybe after some more practice! i just started so its lots of just learning how to walk 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 26/06/2026damn.. music theory got hands.. ...also fuck my fingers hurt BUT I LOVE GUITAR 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 25/06/2026windows fucking forcibly updated my computer to windows 11 when i wasnt looking unfathomable user experience, at least the fuck go back button wasnt hard to find 050
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 25/06/2026i modeled my fpv goggles while hammered last night and it came out.. way better than i expected? considering i could barely see straight lmao its so i can have goggles on while flying in fpv, will have a toggled mute/deaf symbol on it 040
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 23/06/2026pfhew, that sure was a close month, im gonna be so good and responsible with my money this paycheck, no new hobbi- 𝚊𝚑 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 20/06/2026so fucking true bestie the amount of punk and folk punk artists ive listened to who acquire a trumpet and evolve into ska is wild 110
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 18/06/2026did you know: much like crabs, all music naturally evolves into either hardstyle or ska 140
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2026its my birthday today! haha april fools got yo ass its actually tomorrow you absolute buffoons, i got you good 050
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i cryptically gave fox stevenson a tiny 3d printed boykisser in a comically small briefcase 010
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 30/03/2026thank you past me for leaving this pipebomb in my videos folder 030
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026BRO THIS HAS HAPPENED LITERALLY TWICE WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE 160
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 19/03/2026oh shit, hell yea very very cool!! definitely gonna have to try it out 010
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"showering is just an oil change for your skin" - @kadachii.isadog.online 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 18/03/2026broo how tf did i make it out of ohio, god's comin to take us mfs back 030
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026ohgod ohfuck theyre publicly deploying 5g gay conversion beams on the furries 060
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 26/02/2026so i quietly offered @foxstevensmon.bsky.social a boykisser last night in the funniest way possible and he took one be the cryptid you want to see in the world <3 052
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 25/02/2026behold, the most cursed adapter I've made in my life (so far) 020
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026got this at a small furry rave i was volunteering at yesterday, god holy shit im so stoked to listen, check out the track names, never enough furry trash music in your life DJ PISS MYSELF - NINTENDO DSi AZERBAIJAN MY BESTY IN CHRIST WHAT 130
Reposted by hawkbirdJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 17/02/2026you've felt them. the teeth. haven't you 4458
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hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 04/02/2026AAAAAAAAA WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO MUCH DUMB SHIT HELL YEA 030
Reposted by hawkbirdZekk @zekk.dev · 02/02/2026🔶I've just released my Hex Platform asset! 🔶 It's an asset that supports your feet with hexagonal pillars! Works for everything from FBT to desktop mode. 15% off for the first 48 hours!⬇️Link Below!⬇️ I am also doing a giveaway, like❤️, repost🔁,and follow to enter! #VRChat 311550
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 02/02/2026pictures never do it justice, but the full moon last night was jaw droppingly gorgeous up where i am. with all the deep powdery snow, its so calm and silent you could hear a pin drop howl at your local moon today! its free! 050
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 02/02/2026yip P p EEEEEEEEEmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .ALT: a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils . 000
hawkbird @hawkbird.bsky.social · 02/02/2026aaaaaa yay yay yay you did it!! the big release, big good <3 120