Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt pathALT: a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path 020 2
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Designer: “Ok, we will do the cabinets in maple. What about the countertops?” Me: 020 2
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I know Trump’s addled brain is frozen in 1978, but I didn’t expect his tariff policy to be a Gilda Ratner Emily Litella sketch. 010 1
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 07/04/2025It’s also not about “tariffs” but trade imbalances. Which aren’t “solvable.” 020 2
Reposted by HawesJonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 02/04/2025If we were conquered and under hostile occupation, what would the government do differently? Would an occupation government that wanted to crush the United States as a vibrant, prosperous country with influence around the world do anything differently? 13743101220 4.3K
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with a collar that says ' collar ' on itALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a collar that says ' collar ' on it 000 0
Reposted by HawesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/04/2025This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again 268140321832 14K
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Michelle Trachtenberg, Gene Hackman and Boris Spassky is a weird celebrity death troika. 010 1
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Political Science/News Junkies: Be afraid Cleo, the Muse of History: Be patient 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Imagine you are a career actor. You’ve never broken big, but you’ve done some community theater. Maybe a local commercial or two. You then do an online ad, thinking, “Whatever, I’m working.” And then you become Disappointed Granma. 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I picture Trump in the Oval,holding his double chin in his hand, watching CNBC. He solemnly intones “the markets” as he hopes against hope that no one asks him what he meant by “the markets.” 000 0
Reposted by HawesSoccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“We need to close our borders to keep dangerous criminals off our streets.” *Releases 1,500 dangerous criminals on to our streets.* 421840 218
Reposted by HawesRev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ. 193131093963 13.1K
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Georgiamedia.tenor.coma man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rodALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod 141 4
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024So let me get this straight. There is a mildly deranged fan magazine about a movie satirizing mildly deranged fans? 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Thursday: “This weekend will be the greatest weekend of college football ever, as we inaugurate..” The weekend:media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt is making a faceALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a face 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Do people making perfume commercials KNOW that perfume commercials look like parodies of perfume commercials? 011 1
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Rewatching Game of Thrones. Forgot how much I loved Tormund’s infatuation with Brienne. 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I feel most confident in my prediction that Trumpistan 2.0 will bring a crypto bubble, crash and the wiping out of a few decent sized institutions 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Dad. What were the ‘90s like? It was Dennis Miller introducing REM and U2 performing on the MTV Music Awards while Adam Clayton smoked onstage. youtube.com/watch?v=Fqx6...youtube.com 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024And Trump showed remarkable abilities at getting them to the polls that his assorted Mini-Mes have not. 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 09/11/2024The best Star Wars product: Andor The best (post Nolan) DC product: The Penguin There’s a lesson there if people gave a shit about quality 000 0
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I let a car pull out ahead of me and the passenger waived to me enthusiastically. I almost wept. So that’s how I’m feeling on D+2 010 1
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I was vibing 2008 all the way until Election Day. That morning it was suddenly 2016. I have no idea why that happened. The news from PA looked good. Turnout looked great. Yet my troubled gut knew. No idea why. 010 1
Hawes @hawesg.bsky.social · 16/10/2023The real MVPs of the Star Wars franchise are the location scouts. 000 0
