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The Boss.

@havearottennight.bsky.social
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Don't be a stooge.

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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ he took me over like a symbiote my fault slime
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ This generation don't even-a post no more! Always thinking never talking. PAH! In my day we let every thought go the second it finished!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ Something just happened. ] [ ...siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip /rodney ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ Lounging on a hammock in TropicalUtah, oblivious and content. He lifts a glass of what appears to be a clear soda, downs its contents, and shifts to get a bit more comfortable. ... Good thing the place runs itself this season! ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WAAAHAHAHAHA!! That's the gumption we need more of 'round here, kid! [ He's beaming??? Don't encourage this. She's gonna kill someone. Like actually. ] A'right, you can go. Just don't go knocking out our staff again.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AHT. Hold it. You're not in any real trouble. This is the first time I have a culprit, so I'm-a gonna let you off with a WARNING, okay? We use these to cover everyone's shifts and we're usually using them for costumes, too. Save that force for a burglar! I keep seeing weirdos out there all night.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
... Wh– that's not- are YOU why I keep having to make it Fixy's problem? I keep hearing about the endos damn near caved in from the waist!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Either that or someone just left with a salvage. Y' see that a lot, and I'm not-a gonna tell you it's much good -- lotta wasted power, that -- but! That'll usually do it!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eh? 'Course you do! I usually get the endos to help when nobody shows. Christmas and New Year's, usually. Usually the last... eh, three months or so are all Urlaubszyklen - I just assume I'll have to step in. Not GREAT use of my time, but nobody makes money if I don't!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day is top-brass for our folks at Freddy Frickbear's Pizzeria! Of course, they can have the time off, it's really no issue to me - but anyone who DOES come in gets paid double! Everyone's also getting a free voucher book for tokens and food for themselves (while supplies last).
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm pretty sure I still can't die anyway. The only thing that could ever go down with me in charge is the franchise! WAHAHA!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[ An approving nod, before he turns around and stomps back to his office. The door slams... ...It sounds like he's playing one of his own games? What a fucking narcissist. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[ He'll intervene. It's fine. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Great! Then yeah, sure, everyone's job is-a fine. Just don't start getting weird with the robots on the clock or I'll actually 'afta do something about it.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
FIRE you? What? ...Look, that Kennedy guy's just trying to keep what little control he's got over this company to himself. HE [jabbing a thumb at Fredbear] is screwing with you, and I [jabbing a thumb at himself] don't want to start dealing with more people!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[in fredbear impression] Mel,
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MIKE 𓃦 @foxymechanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm alright. I've been awake for far too long but there's no end in sight. Don't you think it's crazy how it's making me sick if I'm 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩.ᐣ ( alive au michael afton. )
it's a foxy mask.
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📞; GAR @fazbearsfrights.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ㅤㅤㅤ❝ He-hey! Glad you came back for another night! I promise, it'll be a LOT more interesting this time! ❞ ㅤㅤ » #FNAFRP • #MVRP «
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mind you, most of these machines? Already mine. But now we're getting just-a ridiculous. What kind of waterlogged lugnut thought "You know what this place needs? Giant ticket eater. TWICE THE PIZZERIA'S SIZE!" Now I gotta redo ALL! THE BILLBOARDS! "COME SEE THE CIRCUS HELL-SPIDER!"
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I used to have my face on the moon! It was a beautiful thing. Then they thought I was infringing on some OTHER stooge's likeness so it turned into MY problem. I told 'em to buzz off but the whole thing got terrafor- LUNAFORMED. [ SNAPPING HIS FINGERS ] THAT'S PERFECT! ANYWAY. I like da kid's saprk.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm ALWAYS'a saying this.
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🔨 JACK, @powerarmoring.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MY MONEY TOO BIG. MY MACHINES TOO PLENTIFUL. MY STRENGTH OVERWHELMING. THE MOON
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🐻🎩 @bearingtears.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
it's a fantasy, they'll be seeing you soon.
A screenshot of FNAF4. "I will put you back together," is said in light golden text while the crying child faces a Fredbear plush.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I too am in this episode! Hoh-hohoho!
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MIKE SCHMIDT ⭐ @putyoubacktogether.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm sorry for everything.
THIS BOOK BELONGS TO:

MIKE (crossed out)

Sorry--looks like somebody's already written in this one... You don't mind, right?
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
go.bsky.app/QMe9nds
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tell you what. You go 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 tonight, get whatever ensemble you like, and put yourself through... what would that make it now? Thirty-four or somethin'? ... Deal with 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 the entire shift. You do that and live? Fine. You can waste both of our times better that way.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
... You still wanna go, though? [ That grin splits his face again, wide and... not sharp, but it bears a shark-like quality all its own. ] You DO get paid better than him that way. "Not in it for the money" my ass. But if you're already dying young, then what skin is it off my back? Sure!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Smith's a bad example. He was SUPPOSED to get three. If I had it my way, everyone would be, and this little "pay what you want" shtick would be over with! He's just... [ ...The Boss shakes his head, in lieu of trying to find an appropriate description for Fritz. "He's Fritz" is more than enough. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
But when I tell you you're wasting your time with this junk, I mean it. [ She's annoying, though. Some would spin it up as stubborn. If she doesn't get what she wants, it's going to balloon into something bigger than it has to be. It's common sense. Talk shit. Fight dirty. Hit below the belt. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
> to run in there searching for something NOW? [ He flips a hand palm-side up and drives his vacant fist into it. ] You'll die trying. This folder don't HAVE names in it. The only thing ANYONE can get from it is that the bunker exists to begin with! I know you wanna figure it out, lady. I do.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
NOT for actual profit? ...Do you READ those newspaper clippings they left up at the salvage locations or do you just grab Shadow Freddy and leave? [ He snickers, more to himself than anything. ] This place is a gold mine! How it collapses when it does... does NOT bother me. And if you're about >
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There's nothing else in it you wouldn't already have strung up in your dingy little from-home office with yarn and corkboard. ... Unless you really want pictures of dead kids in your wallet. That's about it.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If there's an incident, I dump it on someone else and leave. There's a million other places that can get on life support with a little chutzpah. You ain't had much time to haggle, have you? [ The fact she knows borders on irrelevant. She's studied the case, hasn't she? Makes two of them now. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
> this whole joint right to kingdom come. No chance. [ Leaning back in, folding his hands squarely over the manila folder. The keys to the city are not so easily provided. ] I can get the lunatic down there and back in two trips for less pay anyhow.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Read 'em? 'Course I read 'em. Mike dropped 'em off before he went home for the week. [ "Not here for the money." Pshht. Everyone's swayed by profits eventually. He leans back, scowl dropping in turn. ] ... You're not much an engineer y'self, though, are ya? You get a hold of these 'n you blow >
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This whole place is on borrowed time. You'd be stupid not to run its pockets before you throw the place on its ass. What's it matter if someone's making real coin? [ He leans in, the "good-natured" smile giving way to a more in-character scowl. ] If you're here about a RAISE, spit it out already.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Lookie here, lady. Your little Gruppe von Verschwörungstheoretikern or whatever can pick at the walls all they want, but I'm not letting you write me into your ghost stories. There's no plushie in this backwater state that could do anything like THAT!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[ There's a stillness in the air as the Boss stares at- or perhaps through- her. She doesn't need to be intimidated. The employees listen one way or the other. That's all he cares about. ... It's why he bursts out laughing in her face when she prompts the question. ] BWAHAHAHA!! Don't be stupid!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[ He doesn't look up as she makes her entrance. A massive hand lifts his hat just the slightest bit to scan the silhouette in the doorway, and is lowered straight after. ] Saito. [ A nod. The boss's desk is drowning in nonsense. It's more like a child's nightstand, in that way. ] Whadd'ya want?
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[ Stacking up a pile of coins with that dumb, smug, wide grin on his face. One hundred coins and that night's entire token reserve for a worthless trophy? How could he *ever* say no? Heh, heh, heh. It's good to be on top, isn't it? ]
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Am I really going to defile this grave for money? ... Of course I am!
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JACK. @vile-pepperonerie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Employees, don't feed that thing.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ pretending he didn't hear the first part so he doesn't freak out ] EX-CELLENT! That's the company spirit we like to see!
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
/ most of the other jobs on this site are implied to be double ups. you can have em do both if you feel it funny enough. or just take the pay raise and not actually do the job. he's not going to check
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ That's twenty cents by the way. ]
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You are now! Kick 'da endoskeleton outta your new seat. Pay's an extra two tokens an hour.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ohhhh she don't know nothin'. Hoo boy.
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ain't he been tungsten gravy for some-a time? Did we put the bots back before Y2K again?
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The Boss. @havearottennight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Who 'da Hell is Ralph.
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