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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A lunatic POTUS in diapers Wants to stuff his new arch full of snipers And cases of ammo He can’t wait to hear BLAMMO From guards who are meaner than vipers

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Kennedy Center is toast Just when we need it the most If not named for Donnie It gets no more money An insult to JFK’s ghost

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

McConnell, Kean, now Fetterman—it's the summer of Undead Legislators.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cost hit a new record for diesel So sad that this latest increase’ll Add many a buck To shipping by truck And our Treasury Sec is a weasel

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trump dollar: You peel off the gold-colored foil and there's feces inside.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

So Trump says we've officially renamed Lake Ontario "Lake America." What about the Canadian River? There's already an American River, so maybe the Melania River?

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The President’s got a new squeeze Who probably spends time on her knees By his side every night Making memes full of spite And in meetings while he gets his ZZZs

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The POTUS said move up the castle On carriers though it’s a hassle No magnets—use steam Is what he would scream Creating the perfect Horst Vessel

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

With his spooks in a paranoid mood Donald Trump had to chill with the food Fear of jihadi murders Made him hide with the berders But Iran’d rather choke off the crude

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My new single "A.I. Blues" will debut on "It's What's New" tomorrow night on KZSM-FM 104.1, San Marcos, TX, sometime between 7 and 9 p.m. Not in broadcast range? Listen online at kzsm.org. Soon to be posted to Bandcamp and a video is in the works. Lyrics here: www.corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Nostradamus of A.I. —> Quasimodo of A.I.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The Senate's rude questions for Fauci Left him rather deflated and slouchy As they read from his diary He stonewalled the inquiry Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Jared Leto in _Masturbators of the Universe_.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Jimmy, tell us what the flag means to you." "Auto dealer!"

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The Epstein Files still remain hidden 'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden As they move to confirm This insidious worm The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

McConnell's not really deceased There's no need to call in a priest Unlike Lindsey Graham Whose aorta went BAM! He can go on enabling the Beast

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We need emergency funding of a Golden Passport to get immediate citizenship for Count Binface so he can oppose Collins in the Maine senatorial election.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Iranians fired at more vessels— A challenge with which Trump now wrestles No scholar of Plato, All he offers to NATO Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

McConnell isn't dead. He's estivating.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

New lyric—"A.I. Blues" corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl... Excerpt: "I’ll nudify your daughter I’ll Nazify your son I’ll make your wife my lover Take your job before I’m done …"

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"I'm the acting CEO. "He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The brand-new Reflecting Pool coating Is breaking up, cracking, and floating As it peels off in flecks The only thing it reflects Is Trump’s reputation imploding

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Pete Hegseth: "I fought Allah and Allah won."

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My first Austin appearance in forever. Come out and be part of it!

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The POTUS hates NBC News And he didn’t hear MSG boos Screamed “Cal vote is fixed” From his box at the Knicks Then the game was a chance for a snooze

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Paxton: red meat Cornyn: pig jerky

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The White House is getting an octagon Right near where some rando just cocked a gun This Ultimate brawl May not truly enthrall But at least it’s not just one more talkathon

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Of course the giant golden statue of Trump isn't a molten calf. It's a graven image.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Following his deal with Iran, the next thing Trump should put his name on is Mammoth Cave.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Trump's gold-spangled East Wing pavilion Will cost the taxpayers a billion This gilded monstrosity Exudes grandiosity But I'll be he can't dance the cotillion

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

FBI chief Kash Patel Likes his own brand of whiskey too well With his Pearl Harbor snorkel This crazy-eyed dork’ll Be known as the G-man from hell

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Why can't Russian be taught in Texas public universities? Because it has three genders.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

XXIst century: Hobbes > Locke.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

My new protest song "Federal Agent" is up on Bandcamp! Video coming soon. lindseyeck.bandcamp.com/track/federa...

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Federal Agent, by Lindsey Eck

track by Lindsey Eck

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Trump battleship = Horst Vessel

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Bezos is finally admitted to The President's Men.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

New protest song: www.corneroak.com/lyrics/feder... I'm recording it now. I want to turn it into a video but I need footage and stills with permissions (no budget). Can anyone in Minneapolis or elsewhere share relevant clips/pics? ICE marauding, community resistance. Please repost.

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Lindsey Eck | Federal Agent

Protest song about CBP/ICE by Lindsey Eck

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Now that Trump has broken all Ten Commandments, his new goal is to break all Ten Amendments.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The White House _Melania_ screening Had billionaires posing and preening This Prime pile of slop Is a nationwide flop But bribing the Trumps was its meaning

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The idea that people are defined by their "country" is sad. Yes, as citizens of a polity, we can mostly only act within that polity. But the boundaries are artificial, and themselves a form of oppression. I'm supposed to not care about people on the other side of a river that's now a creek.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The local police department reported ICE activity in downtown Lockhart, Texas, this morning, but neither LPD nor anybody else has any info.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Has this occurred to anyone: Activating the 11th "Arctic" Airborne for deployment to Minnesota is a fakeout, and they're actually headed to Greenland?

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Trump's plan to take Greenland was thwarted So, new tariffs on stuff that's imported Costs for cognac and Scotch Will go up a notch Unless the scheme gets Supreme Courted

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

If only Crockett, Bowie, and Houston had submitted to Santa Anna's lawful authority, Texas would still be White. Maybe that doesn't work.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Pam Bondi will be so excited If she gets the Fed Chairman indicted But savvy old Powell Won't throw in the towel And the markets do not seem delighted

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

My thoughts on the murder in Minneapolis and how Trump may seize power at the state level: www.corneroak.com/leaves/le010...

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Leaves of Oak: Feeling Minnesota

Brief opinion essays by Lindsey Eck

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Now, everyone, please remain calm: Venezuela is no Vietnam. POTUS must get his way, So shut up and obey While we choose the next hamlet to bomb.

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Lindsey Eck @hattusilas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The president boldly explains, "Greenland's for us, not the Danes. We'll claim the resources, Work the natives like horses, And strip it till nothing remains."

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