iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 2h

Tavien St. Clair was an elite recruit. I can only imagine how much he must suck in practice that he’s not the backup

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I will point out that it's some bullshit that it's funded by a sales tax increase. I'm gonna vote for it because I want public transit to be funded, but we have plenty of rich motherfuckers to tax that would be a better way to fund it

040 4

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I lived and died on the possibility that one (or later) two big games a year could fuck my shit up. Now, my team is never not gonna make the playoffs so fuck it??? I guess?

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Really earning the Dickslaps Buttzingis name

010 1

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What is the white made of...ya know what, never mind

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shoulda been 10 minutes before anyone suggested signing Kirk Cousins, but alas

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Man, shut the fuck up, kicker. Every player on the raiders would have snapped your ass in half if you ever had to do real football.

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But Operation Anthony Morelli 2.0 is just beginning!

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What'd he call him a "wrestler" instead of "superstar?"

160 6

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If they really wanted to go for it, I'm sure they could have come up with enough footage of him getting lit up trying to tackle real players on returns

190 9

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was wondering where all those "amateur gives road head!" videos were coming from

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Double up, if I may. Is the "salary cap" so low that basically every team in the P4 will spend the entire cap?

001 1

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's the mechanism for enforcing conference size limits? And after 5 years (I think I read it's 5), are the limits on conference expansion completely gone and super leagues could happen?

000 0

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lol, please keep encouraging him, Boston

010 1

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God, I hate fucking kickers acting like they're a real part of the team

020 2

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This man has committed to seppuku if he is wrong! An honorable man

010 1

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is definitely a guy whose kids won't talk to him anymore because he insists on talking about how to save women's sports all the time

131 3

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Am afraid of Lohar. Discounts to preserve life

030 3

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Speaking of an organization that hasn't earned any benefit of the doubt, I'd really like to know how Bryce Eldridge got a concussion in an accident at the team hotel. He tall, but somehow I don't think it involved banging his head on a chandelier

020 2

Hat Trick Ewing @hattrickewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026