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My wife made me start moisturizing my face shortly after we got together. Shit really works! I’m about to turn 42 and most people think I’m mid 30s because most men don’t do any skin care

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I go to Costco alone you bet I am getting a hot dog

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(In a failed sneeze suppression attempt TBC)

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The ridiculous sounding sneeze caucus rear their ugly heads again

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Man it was pretty fuckin weird on the sell side

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wish I cared enough about them to say more but fuck the DeWitts

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The day you bring middle America into the fold will be a watershed Lauren (the Cardinals)

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is doing great thank you very much!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Dead or alive you’re coming with me

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Damn not having the cloak from the following post image is crazy, without it it’s an incomplete horse rider’s or superhero getup. Awkward AF feel bad for her and the cloak wherever it’s confined

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They are calling him the baldest man that has ever lived

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sponsored by United Healthcare Medicare plans to be ready for what comes next threw me

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ace has a special on Weber grills right now (I work there) I’d just pull the trigger

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Most hateable man from the US in our admittedly brief history, he’s got W beaten hands down which is a major achievement just not a good one

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Put another way “whenever Trump bites it you can expect what little remains of American social fabric to be rended entirely”

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trump death might actually cause more family splits than any single event in American history if Kirkiversary is any indicator

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The invasion of Iraq hit harder during my freshman year of college though as it really seemed like we might see the draft again and also there was no reason to invade Iraq WRT 9/11

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We finished my first period history test and I think the teacher might have called it short so he could turn on the TV because I distinctly remember us watching the second plane hit before the period ended. Insane

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Like normally leftists and liberation activists talk about connecting A to b and b to c but here's Jeffrey Epstein talking about connecting a to z directly and this is an amazing example of a theory's predictions being confirmed.

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Matt @hatsformatts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026