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⌛Hat Kid⏳

@hatkid9.bsky.social

my keyboard doesnt support my species' language so just stick 2 hat kid! | female, as far as i know. | age is in the name dummy im hat kid! :D i like time pieces, computers, videos game, and my best friend! :>

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a hat in time 2. i wear 2 hats now. 2 Hats In Time

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if i didnt wear a hat everybody would call me cape kid because of my cool cape that makes me really cool and didnt make me trip down the stairs at midnight once because i insist on wearing it with me to bed every night

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

why are they called influencers anyway? what do they influence people to do? embarrass themselves in public? if thats the case i should be WAY more popular for drinking the hand sanitizer at the hospital

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

apparently the silly little peace sign in my signature isn't legally binding, which i learned the hard way after getting kicked out of Mars McDonald's trying to use it. or maybe martians are just bullies or something idk

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

gimmick account? is being awesome a gimmick because im good at that

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i just got asked to invite my friends. i don't owe you anything butterfly app. you're not my MOM. my mom is NOT a butterfly.

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

chilling at home playing some Subpar Lario Eclipse on the gamedodecahedron and i think everyone who programmed this game should be shipped to the moon

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"another shot? what do you mean another shot???" wellll there was this website called, i think, tweeter or something? but then it got bought out by some loser tech guy and got named after math. and i HAAAATE math!!!! but i like butterflies so im sticking to the butterfly website for now

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

oh yea and sometimes you might hear from my buddy bow kid but shes shy. SUPER SWEET! but kind of a cupcake. ...wait a second, cupcakes are sweet anyway.

a picture of me, the cool and charismatic hat kid (left) and my best friend, the heartful, generous bow kid (right.) taken by cooking cat before i kicked her out of the ship for loitering

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

so if the prospect of listening to this peck-neck drone about the life she doesnt have while she waits for her ship to take her back home is i guess interesting to you people, then i SUPPOSE you can follow me. just dont be weird. i know the internet is weird.

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i dont really have any dreams of stardom so im treating this place more like...an INTERNET diary! what, you think im one of those dorks who drop out of college to make internet videos about online games they dont even like playing just to make a quick buck? im just an alien who wants to go home 💔

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⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

greetings from OUTER SPAAAAACE.... 😱 my diary finally ran out of pages, and its gonna be a long flight back home, so i decided to give the human concept of "social media" another shot because i wanted a new place to whine about insignificant problems that affect me specifically. call me hat kid!

selfie from my time on the set of Picture Perfect (201X) by DJ Grooves, released to a critic score of 5% on Burnt Popcorn

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