⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if i didnt wear a hat everybody would call me cape kid because of my cool cape that makes me really cool and didnt make me trip down the stairs at midnight once because i insist on wearing it with me to bed every night 001
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026why are they called influencers anyway? what do they influence people to do? embarrass themselves in public? if thats the case i should be WAY more popular for drinking the hand sanitizer at the hospital 011
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026apparently the silly little peace sign in my signature isn't legally binding, which i learned the hard way after getting kicked out of Mars McDonald's trying to use it. or maybe martians are just bullies or something idk 011
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 20/06/2026gimmick account? is being awesome a gimmick because im good at that 010
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i just got asked to invite my friends. i don't owe you anything butterfly app. you're not my MOM. my mom is NOT a butterfly. 021
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026chilling at home playing some Subpar Lario Eclipse on the gamedodecahedron and i think everyone who programmed this game should be shipped to the moon 000
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"another shot? what do you mean another shot???" wellll there was this website called, i think, tweeter or something? but then it got bought out by some loser tech guy and got named after math. and i HAAAATE math!!!! but i like butterflies so im sticking to the butterfly website for now 000
⌛Hat Kid⏳ @hatkid9.bsky.social · 19/06/2026greetings from OUTER SPAAAAACE.... 😱 my diary finally ran out of pages, and its gonna be a long flight back home, so i decided to give the human concept of "social media" another shot because i wanted a new place to whine about insignificant problems that affect me specifically. call me hat kid! 120