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Dillon Pentz

@hatetosayit.com
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NZ person now living in Australia. "Professionally Gamer Adjacent". Developer for @supportclass.net, @gamesdonequick.com and @vodbox.co. Maintain policepolicy.nz with @curly.kiwi. Formerly @obsproject.com. AuDHD. Somewhat obnoxious. Sorry. he/him

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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 25/09/2026
Email subject lines that make sure I'm definitely going to ignore your email:
An email. The sender is "Chlöe | Green Party". The subject line is "Please don't ignore this email, Dillon". The preview line is "or the chance to have your gift matched"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 21/09/2026
Me whenever I get to a task I've been putting off:
Discord Screenshot.
Dillon (9:12PM): Fuck it, I'm trying to fix this now
Dillon (9:14PM): Oh. I fixed it.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 18/09/2026
The reviews are coming in:
Screenshot of a Discord message.

WHAT
NO
I HATE YOU
YOU BASTARD MAN, HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 12/08/2026
Well, looks like that run died, but luckily there's still another leadership challenge to look forward to on November 7th.
Screenshot of the "Can Christopher Luxon outlast a potato?" livestream, with a countdown showing "Time Till Next Leadership Challenge" with 2093 hours counting down.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 11/08/2026
Folks, the speedrun has started:
Screenshot of a YouTube livestream called "LIVE: Can Christopher Luxon outlast a potato?" showing a diorama of fake money, a Air NZ postcard, a goku mug, and a fishing hat, surrounding a potato effigy of Christopher Luxon. The corner has a timer counting up with the title "Any% Rolling Luxon Speedrun"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 30/07/2026
Please, I beg you, I can't go through this again. I can't go through a last act like that agai-Wait, what am I doing. No! Stop!
Screenshot of the Steam interface showing a checkbox next to "On Wishlist" and a tooltip that reads "Item added to your wishlist!"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 15/07/2026
One of my fond memories of the old bird site.
A tweet thread.

Post by Redacted: Make the event about cancer and the games and not about politics and LGBTQ.

Quote Tweet by authorblues: My brother, you're replying to a tweet about games with a tweet about "politics and LGBTQ". The stream only ever talks about video games and the charity and raising money for the charity. Ae they tuning into a different stream? Did they get the URL wrong?

Reply from BaronHaynes: Hello @redacted, I've talked to the organizers and we've agreed to add more politics and LGBTQ to the event.

Reply from authorblues: When asked, they said there was a lot of the room in the stream layout to add more gay. When asked what it means to "add more gay", they hung up the phone.

Reply from Dillon Pentz: I will be taking no further questions.

Attached to reply is a screenshot of the AGDQ2023 layouts with the panels made into rainbows, and the progress pride flag in the camera and gameplay viewports.

Reply from Redacted: Case in point. Enjoy your event. It's built for you

Reply from BaronHaynes: Correct, thank you for understanding.

Reply from Redacted: No problem.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 29/05/2026
Forever tapping the sign
Photo of an IBM Training Manual slide from 1979. It reads: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 27/03/2026
Post this to scare nimbys and capitalists
Photo of two worksite signs next to each other. One is a yellow warning sign saying "Beware Pedestrians", and the other is a red danger sign saying "Danger: Workers Above"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 25/03/2026
*drama happens adjacent to friend group* "Man, I sure hope this doesn't end up involving my work." *drama happens adjacent to work* "Man, I sure hope this doesn't end up involving my friend groups." *drama happens adjacent to friends at work* "..."
Meme of a horse looking at the ocean on an empty beach, with just th caption, "Man"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 26/02/2026
Thanks, Microsoft.
The footer to a promotional Microsoft 365 email. The cursor is hovering over the "Unsubscribe" link, showing that the URL contains a placeholder instead of a real unsubscribe link.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 14/01/2026
There are very good reasons we're moving away from this approach, but I'm still quite proud we managed to pull off these morphs mostly seamlessly. This was a test I built for when we redid the layout and morphing logic for AGDQ 2023, and this isn't even showing the method we ended up going with!
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 08/12/2025
FFS.
A meme reading "when I'm in a handing things to my opponent competition and my opponent is Chris Hipkins", followed by an image of Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with a wide-eyed, distraught expression.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 04/09/2025
The only thing more ridiculous than what this note describes, and how much it is causing me issues at [DAY_JOB], is just how god awful the two common workarounds posted online are.
Screenshot of the MDN documentation for the :autofill pseudo-element.

Note: The user agent style sheets of many browsers use `!important` in their `:-webkit-autofill` style declarations, maing them non-overridable by webpages without resorting to JavaScript hacks. For example Chrome has the following in its internal stylesheet:

CSS:
background-color: rgb(232 240 254) !important;
background-image: none !important;
color: -internal-light-dark(black, white) !Important;

This means that you cannot set the `background-color`, `background-image`, or `color` in your own rules.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 27/07/2025
The first time I've been well and truly tempted by a t-shirt at the end of a Jackbox game:
A t-shirt generated at the end of Jackbox game "Job Job". The t-shirt reads: your " security software " is an affront to God
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 01/07/2025
One year for pride month, I edited my profile picture to actually make the color bars on my mask into pride colors, and had at least one person not realize it wasn't already a pride thing.
A selfie of a man wearing a mask in the pattern of a TV color bars test pattern, but edited with colors from the pride progress flag.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 12/05/2025
Biblically accurate Phoenix Wright.
All the sprites of Phoenix from the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Trilogy overlaid on top of each other at once in a broken fashion. He appears to have eight arms and hands.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 02/05/2025
The graphics for the Australian Election livestream are almost ready, and I'm still cooking.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 25/04/2025
Folks, I've been cooking with these graphics.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 18/03/2025
Google just literally used my home/location data in a fucking AI response.
A Google search for "planning a mystery murder".

The AI overview reads "To plan a murder mystery party in [REDACTED] VIC on March 18, 2025..."
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 08/03/2025
Software Development.
Screenshot of a Slack conversation.

Dillon: I almost don't want that to be a solution, because then that will likely make me mad that I'm right.

Corvimae: its working LMFAO.

Dillon: God fucking damnit.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 03/03/2025
Possibly the best, condensed representation I've given of myself creatively:
A Discord screenshot from me, Dillon. It reads: All of my best ideas have an element of bleakness to them. Not sure what that says about me. *jaunty whistling*
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 23/02/2025
Of course, both are animated.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 23/02/2025
I needed a way to quickly distinguish my normal business account from the account for specific GDQ stuff, and this is how you know I'm simply hilarious.
Screenshot of a Google "Choose an account" page. It shows two accounts. Both are named "Dillon Pentz", and they have the same profile picture, but the one labelled "GDQ" is upside down, while "Business" is right way up.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 19/02/2025
We cross now to live coverage of me trying to write a mystery:
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 07/02/2025
I sometimes feel there are searches that only someone writing something would ever need to make, and this is now one of mine
Screenshot of a Google search, for "depressing places to vacation in the US"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 17/01/2025
I had to do a double take, because I've been playing my music on shuffle, and...
Screenshot of iTunes playing "I Won't Let You Down" by OK Go.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 24/12/2024
Happy "Almost Christmas" to those who celebrate.
A screenshot of the original Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, where Phoenix is looking intently with his hands on the bench, saying "'Almost Christmas' means it wasn't Christmas!"
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 13/12/2024
I love how 3 years after I posted joking logo mashups on Twitter, AI slop is inadvertently mashing them up in exactly the same way.
Screenshot of a tweet from Dec 24, 2021. The text simply reads "cursed.", with an attached image that mashes up the logos of major streaming platforms. The YouTube logo is changed to read Twitch, with the play button changed to Twitch's "Glitch" mark. The Twitch logo is changed to read "Facebook". The Facebook Live logo is changed to have a 'y' in place of the 'f' icon, and 'tube' in place of the 'live' text.Screenshot from the TechCrunch article, showing the OpenAI Sora interface prompting for "auronplay twitch stream, as viewed through a stream on a web browser, playthrough, gaming, let's play, live ...". The preview shows what looks like a desktop screenshot of a stream being watched, with elements from both the Twitch and YouTube interfaces mashed together.Cropped screenshot of the AI generated preview, showing the YouTube play button logo, but with the logo text reading "Twitch" instead of "YouTube".
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 25/10/2024
I love going to pick a virtual instrument, and accidentally a song happens.
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 27/09/2024
nice.
Photo of a receipt where the order number is 69
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Dillon Pentz @hatetosayit.com · 06/05/2024
I would think cage-free eggs is a year round thing and not just a promo, but go off
Photo of a Hungry Jacks wrapper reading "Bacon & Egg Turkish Brekky Roll" and "with cage-free eggs" above the word "PROMO". The cage-free eggs statement is the same colour as the promo text, and are closer to each other than the product name.
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