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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 22h

Anyway, good to see President Macron go into bat for Man City’s Finance Dept.

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 22h

Have yourselves a ‘No’ while I’m here. 👍

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

October 2026 is the 474th month to begin since Türkiye applied to join the EU.🇹🇷🇪🇺🎂

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Today’s equinox was the 79th since Türkiye applied to join the EU. ☀️🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Disappointed and surprised that the Electoral Commission seems to be asleep on the job. ☹️

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sir Keir Starmer has been an MP for 4135 days, which is 28.7% of the time that Türkiye has been a candidate to join the EU. 🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

September 2026 is the 473th month to begin since Türkiye applied to join the EU.🇹🇷🇪🇺🎂

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Delighted that Dom Cummings and Matthew Elliot have seemingly managed to get new jobs. 👏👏👏🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Congratulations to Türkiye’s application to join the EU which is 39 and a third years today! 🥳🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I mean, given some of the Health Secretaries we’ve had it must be tempting for Mr Murray to take this sort of response as a massive win.

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

John Healey becomes the 15th Chancellor of the Exchequer since Türkiye applied to join the EU. Nigel Lawson was the first. 💰🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Türkiye has been a candidate to join the EU for 14,342 days, which is just over 214 times as long as James Murray was Health Secretary. 💉🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Andy Burnham becomes our 11th Prime Minister since Türkiye applied to join the EU. Margaret Thatcher was the first. 🇬🇧🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Can’t help but think the Bronze final is an application that hasn’t run its race yet- what about Bronze finals for joining the EU? (Cc @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu)

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Tonight is England men’s third Bronze final at the World Cup and their third since Türkiye applied to join the EU. ⚽️🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Andy Burnham becomes the twentieth Labour leader and the eighth since Türkiye applied to join the EU. 🌹🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That was the 39th Wimbledon since Türkiye applied to join the EU. The singles winners in the first one were Pat Cash and Martina Navratilova. 🎾🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Nigel Farage was MP for Clacton for 734 days, which is just over 5.1% of the time that Türkiye has been an applicant to join the EU. 🐸🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Time for the MFA in Ankara to take a leaf out of the USSF’s book. #donttakenoforananswer

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Congratulations to our PM Sir Keir Starmer who today celebrates 2 years in the job, which is 5.1% of the time that Türkiye has been a candidate to join the EU. 🥳🇬🇧🇹🇷🇪🇺 #twogloriousyears

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Matthew Bradford @matthewbradford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Patience, patience…

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It’s 14,326 days since Türkiye applied to join the EU, which is just over 15% of the time since the US Declared Independence, having had enough of being run by a mad oaf who interfered with inward immigration, trade & the judiciary, & transported “us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses”.

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hearing that His Excellency has this morning tried to interest Snicko’s Head of Marketing in leading the MFA in Ankara. 🤞

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It’s 2026. People are now being kicked-out of the World Cup by a Snickometer. And Türkiye *still* hasn’t joined the EU. 😐

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

These are the first German World Cup penalty-shootout misses since Uli Stielike’s in Seville in 1982- nearly five years before Türkiye applied to join the EU. 🇩🇪🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Tired And A̶n̶g̶r̶y̶ 🇪🇺💫 🇮🇪 @angrytired.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026

At least we have @straitofhormuz.bsky.social to keep us informed on things that actually matter *now*, rather than, you know, ancient history 🙄 Pah!

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wouldn’t surprise me. ‘Skynet’ I think they were called? (Or was it Skybet?)

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

There’s an accordion version of Doris Day’s “Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps” knocking around somewhere. As soon as I find it…

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Regrettably a recent CCT process did not go well & our ten year contract providing daily updates on Türkiye’s candidacy has not been renewed. We’ll pop up now and again *in our own free time* to let you know if anything catches our eye but the daily updates will now cease. Thanks for your support.

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The date of Türkiye’s application to join the EU is now closer to the day Alice Cooper was born and the-former Ceylon gained its independence than it is to today. 🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The date of Türkiye’s application to join the EU is now closer to the day all of Barbara Hershey, Christopher Guest and the late Sven-Göran Eriksson and Tom Wilkinson were born than it is to today. 🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s 2045 weeks since Türkiye applied to join the EU.🇹🇷🇪🇺 #day14315

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I mean, it would have been an amazing coincidence! 🇬🇧🇹🇷

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The date of Türkiye’s application to join the EU is now closer to the day Sergei Eisenstein died than it is to today. 🇹🇷🇪🇺

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Has Turkey Joined @hasturkeyjoined.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Türkiye has now been an applicant to join the EU for 14,314 days, which is 19.96 times as long as Keir Starmer has been Prime Minister. 🇬🇧🇹🇷🇪🇺

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