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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
David Quammen's essay in The New York Times today closes with this paragraph. It's both a scientific falsehood, and an incredibly dangerous narrative. If you're willing to give me five minutes of your time, I'd like to explain why.
The Ebola virus doesn’t need to spill back. It abides in its reservoir host, and awaits its next opportunity. A virus can’t climb out of a bat or a monkey and fly off in search of human prey. It can only spill over. If humans left the reservoir host alone — not hunting it, not capturing it, not eating it, not exporting it live, not disturbing its forest habitat — the virus wouldn’t re-emerge in humans. It would remain where it is, harming no one. But of course that’s not what happens. And when viruses spill, they often spill into us, because the human population is such a big, busy target.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve learned you can never overestimate how little artists will be given (can you overestimate how small something will be?)
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am not looking that up 💫
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I once made a penis shaped piñata for somebody’s bridal shower. It was kind of a weird choice on my part, but everybody loved it. 
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just a really “interesting” way to frame it
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The only reason I thought of it is because it adds up to 12. He’s completely bonkers as usual. 
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s about the mistrial of the Clancy case? Maybe?
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So happy that NYC parents beat back exposing public school kids to AI in the classroom!
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Congrats to all the parents who worked tirelessly towards this goal!
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had read at some point that this may have been the time when the fire started to die down so someone would get up and stoke it and I guess maybe hang out for a bit
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Comte with flavor crystals
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Negging really shows me whose head I have taken up residence in and it’s hilarious. At my local beach, a woman acquaintance “complimented” me: oh you get a real swimsuit this year, it looks nice on you. Lololol. Lady if you are envious of my outfit-of-shape 54 yo body you have bigger problems
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I actually in desperation became an SAT tutor when I first moved to New York. It was a total dumbass move.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Meeee that’s me
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes you are right! Libraries just have so many diverse benefits ❤️
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Adam Corolla, what a piece of shit
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What other institution benefits the public good as much as our libraries? None that I can think of! (Ok maybe public schools when they are functional)
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So not to put too fine a point on it but are you saying that LG died from a very painful condition
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
By the River Styx
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Famous diarrhea”
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This made me LOL
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wait, how do they get the oil out of the babies?
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cheesecake needs to set attainable goals with its manager and check in weekly on progress
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t think you can “akimbo” and hug at the same time?
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
When I moved to Brooklyn in 1999, a neighbor said to me “ if you’ve been here 2 weeks and ride the subway, congrats, you are a New Yorker” and I have always felt it to be true.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the funniest mute ever
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wow July I do not like thee
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It made me lol for real. They are such clowns.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I wear ancient stuff. And I repair it. I guess we are the minority?
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I cancelled my NYT subscription long ago but I pick up a hard copy for my mom on Sundays and THERE IS BOTH AN ARTICLE ABOUT TILLY NORWOOD AND AN ARTICLE ABOUT SPERM RACING IN THE MAGAZINE SECTION AND PLEASE DO NOT SAY ARE YOU SURPRISED YES I AM SURPRISED BY THE LAMENESS
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pre-pandemic, living in NYC, I would occasionally see a person wearing a mask, usually in Chinatown, and my only thought was “oh I guess they’re sick? How considerate.” It’s amazing how freighted with meaning a person wearing a mask has become to some people.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When your 4-year-old wants to go as God for Halloween, make it happen.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I just…
A screenshot of a headline from the hill that says “White House says ex-Secretary of State Pompeo should “shut his stupid mouth“ on Iran”
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I guess they used to estimate birth weight by head diameter via ultrasound because when I checked in at 40 weeks I was told I was having a 12 pound baby. He was 8 pounds. It was just…his head was huge. (He’s a totally normal 20 year old now but I was never quite the same). How do people have 8 kids?
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I lived through some serious crazy orthodontics (like every imaginable device and both in- and outpatient surgeries) My mother’s love and lots of treats (in my case, art supplies and stickers) got me through. You just have to survive it somehow
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is monstrous, thank you for reporting
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My dog better not wake me up at 6am tomorrow
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Same number of shots it would take me to want to wade into the memorial pools at ground zero
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I think I helped a friend feel a little better today.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And Woodstock is worse. That is really not a beak
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Well yes I guess it’s all rounded
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gross/depressing
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is throwing me back to the Brooklyn rainbow bagel scourge. Just the words “birthday cake cream cheese” can make me shiver
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Tetris sometimes helps me, I have a free version on my phone, or working on a jigsaw puzzle for a few minutes.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ve long been baffled that snoopy is supposed to be a beagle. His snout is way too rounded.
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Creative” as a noun: no
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Hassnstuff 🦤 @hassnstuff.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Give em back the Koh-I-noor diamond bruh…love that
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