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Founder Functional Programming India, Concur UI framework. “It’s all fine, if the compiler says it’s fine”. "Be irrational. Don't let the economists win" "Rage […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ functional.cafe/@haskman, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Functional Programming India @fpindia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What does #FunctionalProgramming and #Python have in common? A LOT apparently. Come join us for an offline joint #meetup between #FPIndia and #BangPypers, and find out more. All skill levels welcome! luma.com/vcsaybf3 #Haskell #Clojure #TypeScript #Rust #Elixir #FP
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FPIndia x BangPypers October Meetup · Luma
What does Python have to do with Functional Programming? A LOT as it turns out. Come join us at an offline meetup for all Functional Programming and Python…
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
What does #FunctionalProgramming and #Python have in common? A LOT apparently. Come join us for an offline joint #meetup between #FPIndia and #BangPypers, and find out more. All skill levels welcome! luma.com/vcsaybf3 #Haskell #Clojure #TypeScript #Rust #Elixir #FP
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#Opus 5.5 meme by yours truly
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Functional Programming India @fpindia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Attending #IndiaFoss on the 26th of Sep (i.e. tomorrow)? Come join us for a small and informal #FPIndia post conference gathering #FunctionalProgramming #Bangalore #meetup
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Attending #IndiaFoss on the 26th of Sep (i.e. tomorrow)? Come join us for a small and informal #FPIndia post conference gathering #FunctionalProgramming #Bangalore #meetup
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FOSS United @fossunited.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Date: 26th September 2026 Time: 2:00 PM Venue: Hall 3 (Ground Floor), Bengaluru ​#IndiaFOSS, the largest gathering for the country’s digital commons communities, is back for 2026! ​Sept 25 onwards | Blr, India #UnitedByFOSS
Compiler Devroom Lightning Talk: Databases in Ethereum Nodes. Speaker: M Sudeep Kumar, Protocol Engineer, Erigon Tech.Compiler Devroom Talk: Bend, don't Break. Modern Techniques for Flexibility in Strongly Typed Functional Programming. Speaker: Anupam Jain, UI Architect, Arista Networks.Compiler Devroom Lightning Talk: One Language, All GPU: How Julia Targets different GPU backends from a Single Kernel. Speaker: Shreyas Hegde, Member, JuliaGPU.
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
#StarTrek SNW's newest season is terrible #disappointed
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Functional Programming India @fpindia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another fantastic #FPIndia #Bangalore #meetup wrapped up! Coffee, food, and scintillating conversation about everything ranging from #Clojure and #Haskell, #AI and the #job market, to #music and #hobbies! Watch this space if you want to be a part of the next meetup! #FunctionalProgramming #events
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Hear me out. 4/5 oceans of the world have corresponding Hindi names, except the Atlantic ocean. Some (okay fine, one) of the names is also a common male first name (Prashant). Setting a precedent on how to name things. I propose that Atlantic should also […] [Original post on functional.cafe]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Informal #FPIndia gathering next Sunday in #Bangalore. This is *very* limited space, and informal, so we don't have a predefined agenda. Come hang out, eat, drink, and have some chill conversations with fellow #FunctionalProgramming enthusiasts! luma.com/xpbc4v4q #Haskell #PureScript […]
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Bodil @bodil.lol · 01/09/2026
Hi Swifties of Mastodon, I have a question. I've been wanting to look into Swift for a while, but while I understand it's technically no longer Apple only, literally every tutorial or teaching material I've ever found starts with "install Xcode." Do you know of _any_ introductory material […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Accepted! I'll be talking about bending strongly typed language compilers to your will at the 2026 #IndiaFoss in #Bangalore. #FunctionalProgramming enthusiasts, come join me there. Let's make it IndiaFPoss! 😉 fossunited.org/c/indiafoss/2026/cfp…
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Bend, don't Break. Modern Techniques for Flexibility in Strongly Typed Functional Programming
Bend, don't Break. Modern Techniques for Flexibility in Strongly Typed Functional Programming is a Talk proposal for IndiaFOSS 2026. Strong static guarantees of runtime behaviour, and fighting the compiler until it and you come to a shared mutual understanding. If these two [...]
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Simone @simone-z.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Which Countries Have the Most #Academic #Freedom? Key #Takeaways > Globally, #university #autonomy is eroding. Since 2015, academic freedom has declined in 50 countries, while just nine have recorded improvements. > The #US scores 0.40, placing it at a level […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Working on a silly personal project. That's right! It's #Concur UI for shell scripts! #functionalprogramming
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
What do #FPIndia gatherings look like? Here are a few pictures from a past #Bangalore #Meetup. We don't usually take a lot of pictures, but will share some from each meetup going forward. #FunctionalProgramming
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
#FPIndia is looking for #meetup hosts in #Bangalore Connect with senior devs and architects Showcase your engineering culture Engage with the community! We need a space for 20 to 40 people and a screen for ~3 hours DM or comment! #FunctionalProgramming #haskell #elixir #rust #clojure […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
I should give a talk titled "Prove, don't validate". I talked a little about it this Saturday at the #FPIndia #Bangalore #Meetup Follow me to get updates on our next meetup! #Haskell #FunctionalProgramming #FormalVerification
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Will you have a good experience with #Claude? For that you must fall in one of these buckets - 1. You are writing slop - pretend to solve the problem when you are just solving the test case. 2. You have more money than time - your subagents have subagents have subagents 3. You are writing […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
I will never understand why some people wear shoes indoors
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Forget ML, I even know DHTML
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Functional Programming India @fpindia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Reminder folks - #FPIndia #Bangalore #Meetup this weekend. Sat 1st Aug, 11AM - 1PM. We have two great talks lined up around #FunctionalProgramming, #Haskell, and #FormalMethods. We have very limited seating, so please RSVP if you are coming - luma.com/zjekrlft
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Functional Programming India Bangalore Meetup · Luma
FPIndia Meetup for the month of July 2026 An offline meetup for all Functional Programming enthusiasts in Bangalore India. Come meet fellow FP heads, have…
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Reminder folks - #FPIndia #Bangalore #Meetup this weekend. Sat 1st Aug, 11AM - 1PM. We have two great talks lined up around #FunctionalProgramming, #Haskell, and #FormalMethods. We have very limited seating, so please RSVP if you are coming - luma.com/zjekrlft
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Someone put up a crappy vibecoded website for #KDE Krohnkite? Why? Why? krohnkite.com
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Home - Krohnkite
Krohnkite is a dynamic tiling window manager script for KWin — inspired by dwm, xmonad and bspwm. Zero recompile, pure JavaScript, fully keyboard-driven.
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
Announcing the July FPIndia #Bangalore #Meetup lineup! 1. Ramit will talk about Symbolic Trajectory Evaluation to verify ECC #FormalVerification 2. Anupam will talk about Type Generic Programming techniques in #Haskell Also now you can RSVP on Luma, and Zulip, in addition to Hasgeek! […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
A million lines of AI generated #Rust code isn't cool? You know what's cool? A Billion lines of #AI generated Rust code. Has #bun ever thought of doing that?
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Now you can RSVP for any #FPIndia #meetup on Luma as well! luma.com/zjekrlft The original HasGeek page is still the primary place for RSVP, and the only place where you can submit talks. Hoping this makes the events more accessible to some people already on Luma.
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Saw #alpha. Mildly entertaining. But when are these blockbuster Indian movies going to stop copying concepts and scenes from others? And when are they going to stop putting style over actual nuance and substance? It's filmmaking by chatgpt
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Announcing the July #Bangalore #FPIndia #Meetup! When: 1st August (yep 😆) CFP is open: hasgeek.com/fpindia/bangalore-fp-ju… Come meet fellow FP heads, have great conversations, all skill levels welcome! #PureScript #Typescript #Rust #Erlang #Scala #OCaml […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Update on the #FPIndia #Zulip migration - We now have a #Telegram <-> Zulip bridge! Zulip is quite a bit nicer and more welcoming than Telegram, so you should definitely join our Zulip instance, however telegram users will also not miss out on any discussions […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Big news! #FPIndia is now on Zulip! We are planning to move our community from #Telegram to #Zulip for more open and accessible conversations. Zulip is FOSS, has mobile, desktop, web, and even TUI apps. Works better for us long term! Come say hi! zulip.functionalprogramming.in
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Reminder: we have the #Bangalore #FPIndia #meetup this Saturday at Pre6! We have two planned talks - 1. Abhinav will talk about type level programming in #Haskell 2. Srijan will talk about #MachineLearning in pure languages, specifically with #HaskTorch […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
- TRYING LATTE ART
- I'm limited by the technology of my steam wand
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
I heard that Whatsapp, Facebook, and Instagram are being used to spread leaked exam papers. I suggest the Indian govt do something about it as well
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
If some code runs in production, but no one will ever read it, (or for that matter no one even wrote it in the first place), does it actually exist? #AI
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Not sure how this happened, but KDE has given the game Chromium the same icon as the browser Chromium
Same as text
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
Happy to announce another confirmed talk for the #FPIndia #Bangalore June #meetup! Srijan will talk about Formalising #MachineLearning for Functional Languages! hasgeek.com/fpindia/bangalore-fp-ju… #Haskell #PureScript #Typescript #Rust #Erlang #Scala #OCaml […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Announcing the June #Bangalore #FPIndia #Meetup! Our first talk is Type-level Programming in #Haskell, presented by @abnv! Like always, meet fellow FP heads, have great conversations, all skill levels welcome! RSVP hasgeek.com/fpindia/bangalore-fp-ju… #PureScript […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
Starting a new video series on #CategoryTheory. Please provide feedback. Brickbats welcome, especially of the constructive kind! #FunctionalProgramming www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKIu09RH_dk…
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Abhinav 🧭 @abnv.me · 12/12/2025
RE: fantastic.earth/@abnv/1147388397337… Six months ago, I started a #LinkBlog at abhinavsarkar.net/linkblog, collecting my favourite articles from all over the internet on one page. The list has now grown to have 575 links to high quality posts, tagged meticulously by me […]
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @haskman.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Join me on SimpleX - smp11.simplex.im/a#CkSCGIVxkhPHszUp…
A SimpleX invite QR code
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025
Not often you find a proof that's intuitive and makes sense to a programmer but also does not assume you are talking only about the set category #CategoryTheory #FunctionalProgramming
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
Whoa, there are 21 registrations already for the Sept #FPIndia #Bangalore meetup. Usually we get 7-8. Hoping all these people show up #FunctionalProgramming #Meetup
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2025
Working on an ASCII editor #TUI in #Rust. Figlet support was easy with figlet-rs!
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2025
Online propaganda against Indians is off the charts these days 😶
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Abhinav 🧭 @abnv.me · 27/07/2025
I've got to learn this "weird French programming language that no other company uses" used by this one company named Jane Street so that no other companies will hire their employees. #ocaml
Screenshot of a YouTube video that claims that Jane Street uses "a weird French programming language that no other company uses" so that no other companies will hire their employees.
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2025
#AI #LLM bots may have stolen all my code but atleast it makes me feel better about never writing any documentation or comments
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2025
Fahrenheit lovers: 100F - Really hot 0F - Really cold Me from India: 100F - Meh 0F - Dead #MetricSystem #FahrenheitSucks
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Râu Cao ⚡ @raucao.kosmos.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025
If you want something with the format and price tag of a Mac Mini, but for running #Linux, these look really good: www.bee-link.com/products/beelink-s…
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Beelink | Beelink SER8 AMD Ryzen™ 7 8845HS MINI PC 8C/16T Frequency up to 5.1GHz
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Anupam 🇮🇳《ミ》λ≡ @aj.social.id1.in.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2025
When I say zero, I mean zero FFS #Javascript is not a serious language
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