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Josef B. Wilke

@hashtagspooky.bsky.social
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Award winning author | Straight edge | Black metal and horror enjoyer

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 22h
Green House of Doom launches on Kickstarter October 15th! Four horror stories all about the devil’s lettuce in one epic anthology. Join our pre launch campaign! We have a ton of goodies this time around including a sticker, a new pin, and three incredible variant covers.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sent three emails today #hustle
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Disappointed doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about the HWA right now. That article was an affront to creatives everywhere and should have never been published.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LET IT GUSH is this week's featured story on the Mesoscale Podcast. One of the cohosts straight up cries. Probably tears of joy from how much he loved my most notorious pimple popping body horror story :')
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I would sacrifice every Denny’s in the country for ONE Waffle House in Seattle
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Went to look up if No, I'm Not A Human had a vinyl OST and got this as a result.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Incredible how completely useless Google has become
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Recently attended Thrillerfest in wonderful New York City. Pitchfest was the highlight of the event as I got to pitch my manuscript to some of the biggest agencies in the world.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I will not forget any time soon, Netflix. Don’t you worry about that
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Starting to think I’ll never make it into the NFL
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What has to be the biggest cover reveal in my entire career. I am so proud to officially announce GREEN HOUSE OF DOOM, the third issue of our ongoing horror anthology series! Cover by Damian Canta. #comics #coverart #makecomics #horror #spooky
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What has to be the biggest cover reveal in my entire career. I am so proud to officially announce GREEN HOUSE OF DOOM, the third issue of our ongoing horror anthology series! Cover by Damian Canta. #comics #coverart #makecomics #horror #spooky
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No fun allowed on Threads
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Tamara (Rhymes With Camera) Sellman @rhymeswithcamera.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thanks, Gabino, for #FridayReads! This ‘26 Pacific Northwest Booksellers Award nominee champions the PNW Gothic vibe w/stories written in concert with the Beneath The Rain Shadow Podcast www.rainshadowstories.com/btrspod …creatures, folklore, myths horror: cosmic, psych, rural a.co/d/0gvnDutl
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Anyway
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Join me at Norwescon! I’ll be there all four days with panels, readings, and peddling my wares. You’ll want to join me for the reading Thursday night as I’ll have a major announcement along with a sneak peek at something I’ve been cooking. Come hang!
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Tamara (Rhymes With Camera) Sellman @rhymeswithcamera.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mentioned in this week's FOURTH MONTH WHAT IFS post at Rhymes With Camera, CONTIN'D: @chroncruik.bsky.social @wnwagner.bsky.social @hashtagspooky.bsky.social @ktmargrave.bsky.social @crypticonseattle.bsky.social @brightflame.bsky.social @rebeccacampbell.bsky.social @doctorow.pluralistic.net (2/4)
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The people who made fun of me for watching wrestling are the same people sharing AI slop all day
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I get around. The Wilke World Tour starts now! Catch me at these upcoming cons and don't forget about my comics course at the end of March.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'm teaming up with PNWA to teach YOU how to write comics! This class goes over the basics of writing a comic script, how to land an artist, and how to pitch your book to industry titans like Image Comics (or produce it yourself through crowdfunding) followed by an in person Q&A.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Anyone seeing this has had a hard week and deserves at least four books
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Sonora Taylor @sonorataylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hedone was run by perpetual non-payer Caitlin Marceau. Avoid this editor when they inevitably launch their next project. To all Hedone authors affected, you have my sympathies and I’m sorry this is happening to you.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Getting a visit from the ghost of Christmas constipation
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
From undesirable to undeniable, thank you all for making this the best year of my life. Four published short stories. Multiple appearances both in person and on TV. Countless more irons in the fire I cannot announce...yet. And we're just getting started. See you in 2026.
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Hallow Ian @hallowian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
New Claymation Christmas Special! Interview with popular knock off action figure, Sharp Hand Joe! More Seattle Scares! New short films! @hashtagspooky.bsky.social @hobofilmsllc.bsky.social @briannamalotke.bsky.social #horrorcommunity #holidayhorror #christmasspecial
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Only an hour into E33 and haven’t been this captured by an RPG since the first time I played Chrono Trigger
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Commenting “AI slop” under all your engagement photos
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Half-Slop 3 is never coming out
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Geoff Keighley FUCKED Miss Piggy
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The 33 sweep starts
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The ghost of Christmas past is too good for Elon he needs a visit from the ghost of rusty nail sounding
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Rose are red Violets are blue Omae wa mou shindeiru
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Technically speaking, pinball has parry mechanics
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Will never get used to this feeling.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mario is a more forgiving man than me because under no circumstances would I invite my biggest opp to go kart racing
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Happy launch day to this beautiful anthology featuring my short LET IT GUSH.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
As a society and culture, we have to go back to first principals with regards to the humanities and philosophy or we aren't going to make it as a civilization. We need to teach our children the vast difference between a human being and a telephone.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
There comes a time in every man’s life when he buys a sick ass jacket that defines who he is. That time for me is here.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It is officially soup weather
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
So Sinners and Frankenstein have to sweep every award ceremony, right?
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
So happy to announce I am in TWO upcoming anthologies. Let it Gush will be in Best of Carnage House Volume Two and A New King is Born will be in Lovecraftian Microfiction Collection 11!
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Sidney Sweeney do you fuck with dudes that make $17.34 an hour
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
No one had fun 😈
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
See you soon, Seattle.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
TONIGHT! ON ALL HALLOW’S EVE-EVE. Come watch me perform Let it Gush, my endurance test of a horror story at 2 Fingers Social. If you’re in Seattle looking for something #spooky to do then come hang.
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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fired off my last submission of the year just now. I am sleeping until January
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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